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2018-11-09 03:30:42 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:31:54 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:37:22 PM  
Never any bullshiat stories out of that region I tell ya...
 
2018-11-09 03:38:40 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:39:04 PM  
OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.
 
2018-11-09 03:39:41 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:39:51 PM  
Since it's the Sun, now I doubt the existence of India.
 
2018-11-09 03:43:18 PM  
He was probably just pining for the fjords
 
2018-11-09 03:44:50 PM  
Good thing they didn't toss him in the Ganges
 
2018-11-09 03:46:09 PM  

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Best, James Best
 
2018-11-09 03:46:13 PM  
he is lucky the relatives didn't perform sky funeral as they practice in many areas of brexit empire as shown in movie "snatch" only instead of vultures they used pigs as they are more readily available in europe. In korea they probably use all those dog farms to serve as smokeless crematoriums that are environment friendly, organic, green, sustainable, etc.
 
2018-11-09 03:47:26 PM  

nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.


old-ass person
 
2018-11-09 03:53:52 PM  
LOL you shaved your head for nothing.
 
2018-11-09 03:56:59 PM  
Good luck trying to sell a used casket.  But the embalming fee?  You gonna get that back?
 
2018-11-09 03:58:20 PM  
....so ...there is such a thing as "mostly dead."
 
2018-11-09 04:00:31 PM  
Does he feel happy?
 
2018-11-09 04:00:46 PM  
Do all the corpses scream when they go in to the crematorium?
Yeah.  Just the air leaving their lungs
And the flailing about?
Muscle reacting to the rapidly rising temperature
And the firey corpse, sitting up and looking at us.  Almost like he's pleading for help.
This is where we close the crematorium door and go for a walk around the block
 
2018-11-09 04:03:27 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Do all the corpses scream when they go in to the crematorium?
Yeah.  Just the air leaving their lungs
And the flailing about?
Muscle reacting to the rapidly rising temperature
And the firey corpse, sitting up and looking at us.  Almost like he's pleading for help.
This is where we close the crematorium door and go for a walk around the block


Shudder. Hell of a job... I couldn't.
 
2018-11-09 04:06:24 PM  
That's some professional-level napping right there!
 
2018-11-09 04:06:29 PM  
Wins the ice bucket challenge.
 
2018-11-09 04:11:21 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Do all the corpses scream when they go in to the crematorium?
Yeah.  Just the air leaving their lungs
And the flailing about?
Muscle reacting to the rapidly rising temperature
And the firey corpse, sitting up and looking at us.  Almost like he's pleading for help.
This is where we close the crematorium door and go for a walk around the block


Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Hot Coffin scene 720p
Youtube zjRdmvzIk4k
 
2018-11-09 04:11:42 PM  
Needs to make a sign for nap time- "I AIN'TENT DED!"
 
2018-11-09 04:17:40 PM  

Fark Irony Police: ....so ...there is such a thing as "mostly dead."


The article doesn't mention, but I believe the reason for him clinging to life was 'to blave'.
 
2018-11-09 04:25:11 PM  

SonofMarjo: Harry Freakstorm: Do all the corpses scream when they go in to the crematorium?
Yeah.  Just the air leaving their lungs
And the flailing about?
Muscle reacting to the rapidly rising temperature
And the firey corpse, sitting up and looking at us.  Almost like he's pleading for help.
This is where we close the crematorium door and go for a walk around the block

Shudder. Hell of a job... I couldn't.


Was Caitlin Doughty's ("Ask a Mortician") first job in the funeral industry, IIRC.  Crematory machine operator.  Hers is one of my favorite Youtube channels.
 
2018-11-09 04:27:40 PM  

i.r.id10t: Needs to make a sign for nap time- "I AIN'TENT DED!"


Came here for this, am somewhat disappointed that it took over twenty posts for it to show up.
 
2018-11-09 04:28:11 PM  

Alcaste: nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.

old-ass person


Old age pensioner
 
2018-11-09 04:33:13 PM  
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2018-11-09 04:33:37 PM  

Gleeman: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zjRdmvzI​k4k]


Return of the Living Dead Incinerator Suicide
Youtube To_I3E9k4qo


Another similarly disturbing scene from another cinematic classic.

(seriously.  this is the movie that gave us fast-moving, cunning zombies that say "Braaains!")

Historic joke/Genius Bonus:  the character is named for Ernst Kaltenbrunner, who was chief of the Reich Security Office under the Nazis.  He was the highest member of the Nazi regime to be tried at Nuremberg.  It's pretty obviously implied in the movie that the character of Ernie Kaltenbrunner is some kind of escaped Nazi.
 
2018-11-09 04:53:43 PM  

Alcaste: nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.

old-ass person


Glad I am not the only one who thought that was it. Is this a wacky British thing, a wacky Indian thing, or something the Sun made up?
 
2018-11-09 05:02:28 PM  

Chuck Wagon: Alcaste: nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.

old-ass person

Glad I am not the only one who thought that was it. Is this a wacky British thing, a wacky Indian thing, or something the Sun made up?


Officially: Old Age Pensioner. Same thing, basically.
 
2018-11-09 05:15:43 PM  
Good thing he wasn't part of a society that requires embalming.
 
2018-11-09 05:24:11 PM  
If he starts biting people, time to start headshotting the family.
 
2018-11-09 05:28:56 PM  

geekbikerskum: Gleeman: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zjRdmvzI​k4k]

[YouTube video: Return of the Living Dead Incinerator Suicide]

Another similarly disturbing scene from another cinematic classic.

(seriously.  this is the movie that gave us fast-moving, cunning zombies that say "Braaains!")

Historic joke/Genius Bonus:  the character is named for Ernst Kaltenbrunner, who was chief of the Reich Security Office under the Nazis.  He was the highest member of the Nazi regime to be tried at Nuremberg.  It's pretty obviously implied in the movie that the character of Ernie Kaltenbrunner is some kind of escaped Nazi.


James Karen, another actor in this movie passed away a couple of weeks ago and Fark decided not to greenlight anything about it.  R.I.P.
 
2018-11-09 05:29:31 PM  

fat boy: Good thing they didn't toss him in the Ganges


That river is so nasty that even if I were dead, I fight to not be put in it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polluti​o​n_of_the_Ganges
 
2018-11-09 06:07:24 PM  
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2018-11-09 06:12:39 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Good luck trying to sell a used casket.  But the embalming fee?  You gonna get that back?


They will probably just save it for him anyway.   It seems like he will be dead again in under a year
 
2018-11-09 06:28:16 PM  

fat boy: James Karen, another actor in this movie passed away a couple of weeks ago and Fark decided not to greenlight anything about it. R.I.P.


Did you submit something?

A little over a month ago I got a YouTube clip approved.  Granted that clip was one of the funniest Star Trek scenes ever and I wrote a poem for a headline...but I still got a random YouTube clip approved...
 
2018-11-09 06:41:14 PM  
What's up with the plethora of links from the UK tabloids lately?


hashtag.acronym: fat boy: James Karen, another actor in this movie passed away a couple of weeks ago and Fark decided not to greenlight anything about it. R.I.P.

Did you submit something?

A little over a month ago I got a YouTube clip approved.  Granted that clip was one of the funniest Star Trek scenes ever and I wrote a poem for a headline...but I still got a random YouTube clip approved...


Your link will not load in/up, the doo hickey just keeps spinning around & around.
 
2018-11-09 07:00:49 PM  

bratface: What's up with the plethora of links from the UK tabloids lately?


hashtag.acronym: fat boy: James Karen, another actor in this movie passed away a couple of weeks ago and Fark decided not to greenlight anything about it. R.I.P.

Did you submit something?

A little over a month ago I got a YouTube clip approved.  Granted that clip was one of the funniest Star Trek scenes ever and I wrote a poem for a headline...but I still got a random YouTube clip approved...

Your link will not load in/up, the doo hickey just keeps spinning around & around.


Doesn't surprise me even though it is working for me (Waterfox, Linux).  I had hell trying to find one that wouldn't 403 the preview button.

https://www.fark.com/vidplayer/1018584​0

https://www.fark.com/goto/10185840/www​.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqIjOifRG-u8%2​6utm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebs​ite%26utm_content%3Dl

https://www.fark.com/comments/1018584​0​/Farkers-might-not-understand-This-is-​best-scene-in-land-And-we-have-gone-wi​thout-for-19-years-about-Please-Green-​my-link-today-so-Farkers-can-laugh-awa​y#new

I'm sure you can get one of those to work.

I'm going to guess that American Farkers are sad and depressed about the election results of the Senate so they're really drunk right now, which is making them submit crappy headlines as a byproduct, so the British are taking advantage of it.
 
2018-11-09 07:14:28 PM  

nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.


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2018-11-09 07:23:32 PM  

Craw Fu: Fark Irony Police: ....so ...there is such a thing as "mostly dead."

The article doesn't mention, but I believe the reason for him clinging to life was 'to blave'.

And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," huh? So we was probably playing cards, and he cheated.
 
2018-11-09 07:26:58 PM  

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Huh. Never seen that Farside before!
 
2018-11-09 07:27:48 PM  

hashtag.acronym: bratface: What's up with the plethora of links from the UK tabloids lately?


hashtag.acronym: fat boy: James Karen, another actor in this movie passed away a couple of weeks ago and Fark decided not to greenlight anything about it. R.I.P.

Did you submit something?

A little over a month ago I got a YouTube clip approved.  Granted that clip was one of the funniest Star Trek scenes ever and I wrote a poem for a headline...but I still got a random YouTube clip approved...

Your link will not load in/up, the doo hickey just keeps spinning around & around.

Doesn't surprise me even though it is working for me (Waterfox, Linux).  I had hell trying to find one that wouldn't 403 the preview button.

https://www.fark.com/vidplayer/1018584​0

https://www.fark.com/goto/10185840/www​.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqIjOifRG-u8%2​6utm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebs​ite%26utm_content%3Dl

https://www.fark.com/comments/10185840​/Farkers-might-not-understand-This-is-​best-scene-in-land-And-we-have-gone-wi​thout-for-19-years-about-Please-Green-​my-link-today-so-Farkers-can-laugh-awa​y#new

I'm sure you can get one of those to work.

I'm going to guess that American Farkers are sad and depressed about the election results of the Senate so they're really drunk right now, which is making them submit crappy headlines as a byproduct, so the British are taking advantage of it.


I remember that link (no offense but that was dumb).

As for the UK links, it's been going on for a few months now.
 
2018-11-09 07:45:47 PM  

Trik: Good thing he wasn't part of a society that requires embalming.


Liam Neeson can work around that.
 
2018-11-09 07:49:23 PM  

bratface: I remember that link (no offense but that was dumb).

As for the UK links, it's been going on for a few months now.


That was my point.  If that was approved then someone probably isn't trying very hard.

I'm watching DS9 right now so I'll submit another dumb one eventually.  We need some dumb every once and a while.  Currently on S4E2.
 
2018-11-09 08:17:45 PM  

hashtag.acronym: bratface: I remember that link (no offense but that was dumb).

As for the UK links, it's been going on for a few months now.

That was my point.  If that was approved then someone probably isn't trying very hard.

I'm watching DS9 right now so I'll submit another dumb one eventually.  We need some dumb every once and a while. Currently on S4E2.



Well stick around there is ALWAYS plenty of dumb shiat greened on a regular basis.
 
2018-11-09 10:17:44 PM  
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2018-11-09 11:27:38 PM  

nmrsnr: OAP?

I'm not convinced they speak English in England.


It's Scotland.
 
2018-11-09 11:55:25 PM  
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2018-11-10 12:58:10 AM  
What do you call the guy who graduated last in his class in med school?

Doctor.
 
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