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    More: Murica, vote tabulation, Broward County, Florida, Broward County, South Florida metropolitan area, Election, victory  
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6316 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Nov 2018 at 2:42 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-09 01:33:43 PM  
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2018-11-09 01:42:07 PM  
Gee if only good-faith actions were taken to ensure the integrity of our election process
 
2018-11-09 01:43:49 PM  
ranting lunatic
 
2018-11-09 01:48:32 PM  
He seems upset.  Maybe it'shiat home how f*cked he is?
 
2018-11-09 01:52:38 PM  
Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?
 
2018-11-09 01:54:51 PM  
He's pulling an assertion out of his ass, pushing it as truthful, then using it as evidence to support his assertion that the vote count in Broward is lacking in integrity.

What's awful, and what makes him both an awful person and President, is that he probably believes this garbage.
 
2018-11-09 01:55:26 PM  
Well you're one up on the president, subby, he doesn't know what those words mean.
 
2018-11-09 01:56:36 PM  
According to Wiki, the difference between Trump and Clinton in Florida for the 2016 election was 111,911 votes (4,617,886 to 4,504,975). Also per Wiki, Broward County had 831,951 votes that election, with 260,951 (31.37%) going for Trump. Also from Wiki, there are 1,183,496 registered voters in the county (Not sure when that was taken, though). So, assuming that Broward county was going to be creating votes, they would have ~350K votes to play with. If they used all of them, giving 1 to Trump and two to Clinton to avoid making it super obvious, they could have tossed Florida to Clinton.

/So, not only was Trump lying, he was wrong.
//I know, huge surprise.
///Still obvious as 100% engagement is unheard of, sadly.
 
2018-11-09 02:06:41 PM  

Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?


Its the one where we stampede the women and rape the cattle I think.
 
2018-11-09 02:44:02 PM  

raerae1980: He seems upset.  Maybe it'shiat home how f*cked he is?


I love the fark filter sometimes.
 
2018-11-09 02:44:08 PM  
The election was 731 days ago.
 
2018-11-09 02:44:27 PM  
Sorry, conservatives.  No matter how much you cry, I am not worshipping this man.
 
2018-11-09 02:44:31 PM  

soopey: raerae1980: He seems upset.  Maybe it'shiat home how f*cked he is?

I love the fark filter sometimes.


Right??!!
 
2018-11-09 02:44:37 PM  
By 'number' I'm guessing he means 'tally' or 'total'?
 
2018-11-09 02:44:46 PM  
Dude you won! Get over it!

How the f*ck is this sh*t acceptable to Trumpers even. Did they really want a Prom King who brags about his vote turnout over two years later.

Get better GOP.
 
2018-11-09 02:44:48 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


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2018-11-09 02:44:52 PM  

Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?


Shuck and/or jive.
 
2018-11-09 02:45:07 PM  
Go read the WSJ article about the hush money payments. He's about to get nailed on campaign finance violations. His weekend meltdown is going to be sublime.
 
2018-11-09 02:45:24 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:45:27 PM  

raerae1980: He seems upset.  Maybe it'shiat home how f*cked he is?


He definitely shiat the Twitter.
 
2018-11-09 02:45:37 PM  
The lord hath tweeteth and so it is cannon in Magaland.
 
2018-11-09 02:45:42 PM  

Epoch_Zero: The election was 731 days ago.


Which is around the last time Hillary Clinton had a position in politics, but that boogeyman still keeps getting dragged out with every excuse.
 
2018-11-09 02:46:05 PM  
I know what those words mean, but this tweet makes no sense


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2018-11-09 02:46:20 PM  

b0rg9: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Shuck and/or jive.


Hustle
 
2018-11-09 02:46:23 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Go read the WSJ article about the hush money payments. He's about to get nailed on campaign finance violations. His weekend meltdown is going to be sublime.


Link?
 
2018-11-09 02:46:32 PM  
His flock of MAGAts makes even less sense in the tweet thread.
 
2018-11-09 02:46:51 PM  

raerae1980: He seems upset.  Maybe it'shiat home how f*cked he is?


God I hope he's farked.

Can't come soon enough.
 
2018-11-09 02:46:53 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:46:57 PM  
You know what?  I quit.  I'm sorry I clicked on that.  I'm tired of this gasbag sucking all of the air out of the room.  It's ME ME ME all the time and it never stops and it will never stop because it will never be enough.  I'm tired to playing an extra on this stupid reality show.

The only winning move is not to play.
It's not going to stop, til' you wise up.
Just don't look.  Just don't look.

Take your pick.
 
2018-11-09 02:47:49 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: b0rg9: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Shuck and/or jive.

Hustle


It's Trump, he probably meant #1
 
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2018-11-09 02:47:59 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:48:11 PM  
A whole lot of people live in Broward. It's the 15th most populous county in the nation.
 
2018-11-09 02:48:27 PM  

Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?


The number 2. But only the bigliest number 2.
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2018-11-09 02:48:36 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:48:39 PM  

b0rg9: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Shuck and/or jive.


b0rg9: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Shuck and/or jive.


b0rg9: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Shuck and/or jive.


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2018-11-09 02:48:42 PM  

Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?


More like Donnie doing 2020.
20 for treason
20 for obstruction.

Thems numbers.
 
2018-11-09 02:48:53 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:48:55 PM  
This sh*t is out of control, and incredibly dangerous. The kind of fraud he's alleging would be a major issue that would justify a deliberate and serious legal inquiry... if it were real. Casually throwing around allegations like this is the most reckless thing I've ever seen a US politician do. It undermines our entire system of government and makes us hate and distrust each other. Democracy doesn't mean you only accept the results of elections when you like the outcome. I think Republicans have forgotten that, if they ever really knew it in the first place. We're at a dangerous precipice right now. In 2016 I calmed myself by thinking that more reasonable minds would eventually prevail, but that has clearly not happened. There's just no way to water it down: At this point, if you support Trump, you are a danger to the Republic.
 
2018-11-09 02:49:05 PM  
Yeah, but how does he plan to help the Iraq and address our severe lack of maps?
 
2018-11-09 02:49:13 PM  

Chabash: HotWingConspiracy: Go read the WSJ article about the hush money payments. He's about to get nailed on campaign finance violations. His weekend meltdown is going to be sublime.

Link?


https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-t​r​ump-played-central-role-in-hush-payoff​s-to-stormy-daniels-and-karen-mcdougal​-1541786601
 
2018-11-09 02:49:38 PM  
Isn't Two Scoops' "much better lawyer" currently waiting to go to prison?
 
2018-11-09 02:49:41 PM  

Epoch_Zero: The election was 731 days ago.


4 touchdowns in a single game!
 
2018-11-09 02:49:43 PM  

Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?


Ray Stevens - The Pirate Song
Youtube TunwAqnZm4g
 
2018-11-09 02:49:45 PM  

Armchair_Invective: His flock of MAGAts makes even less sense in the tweet thread.


Speaking of Jacob Asswhoel (assuming he's up top there as usual), wasn't there supposed to be some big announcement today?
 
2018-11-09 02:49:45 PM  

maddog2030: Missicat: Do a "number"? Like a song and dance?

Its the one where we stampede the women and rape the cattle I think.


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2018-11-09 02:49:50 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:49:57 PM  

Gyrfalcon: A whole lot of people live in Broward. It's the 15th most populous county in the nation.


Which makes it even more painful that we need to fence the state off and let the ocean take it. But, choices had to be made.
 
2018-11-09 02:49:58 PM  
Now there's the pricipal caught sayof headline. 

What couldn't they do, Donald? You accidentally the whole thing.
 
2018-11-09 02:50:04 PM  
This tweet translate from the original Derpese to "every time a republican loses anything, from an election to their car keys" it's due to democrat shenanigans.
 
2018-11-09 02:50:27 PM  
President Titty-baby missing his juice box and nap time again?
 
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