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(NBC Montana)   Man pleads guilty to walking dangerously close to Old Faithful. But judging by his mugshot, I can't see how anyone could've guessed he might be capable of erratic behavior   ( nbcmontana.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Old Faithful geyser, Yellowstone National Park, Old Faithful Geyser, Teton national parks, Teton County, Wyoming, Wyoming, Magistrate Judge Mark, Arraignment  
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2018-11-09 01:15:23 PM  
Oh................dear.
 
2018-11-09 01:21:38 PM  
2nd time I used this photo today....

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2018-11-09 01:22:24 PM  
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2018-11-09 01:23:45 PM  
Arrested after a police chase in which his car caught on fire?  Those Park rangers aren't to be farked with...
 
2018-11-09 01:24:44 PM  
What the hell? Did his ink guy get up and walk out after ten minutes?
 
2018-11-09 01:25:19 PM  
If you're going to get a face tattoo, it seems like you would want to make sure you have enough money/time to finish it relatively quickly...
 
2018-11-09 01:26:18 PM  
Sally...?
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2018-11-09 01:26:20 PM  

doomjesse: Arrested after a police chase in which his car caught on fire?  Those Park rangers aren't to be farked with...


Between the mugshot and the automotive conflagration, are we sure he's not some kind of Ghost Rider type super-powered anti-hero?
 
2018-11-09 01:26:39 PM  
Ah Colorado, don't ever change.
 
2018-11-09 01:27:10 PM  
Forget it Jake, it's Greeley.

Colorado's meth capital.
 
2018-11-09 01:27:22 PM  

guestguy: If you're going to get a face tattoo, it seems like you would want to make sure you have enough money/time to finish it relatively quickly...


I'm not sure most people with face tattoos are good at planning ahead.
 
2018-11-09 01:28:08 PM  
When you have a death fetish, you find more than one way to express it.
 
2018-11-09 01:28:14 PM  
Is this two of those cases of how nature says not to touch?
 
2018-11-09 01:28:16 PM  
Wow, I was at Old Faithful a couple weeks ago.
I did not get within a few feet of the geyser, that seems like a REALLY good way to get 2nd and 3rd degree burns.

guestguy: If you're going to get a face tattoo, it seems like you would want to make sure you have enough money/time to finish it relatively quickly...


After looking at it for a bit, my guess is the tattoo artist got the area around his lips and he wimped out from the pain.
 
2018-11-09 01:28:53 PM  
A little closer and that mess on his face could have been steam cleaned
 
2018-11-09 01:30:12 PM  
Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?
 
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2018-11-09 01:30:16 PM  
Did he give up half way through the tattoo or covering up a scar over just 1/4 of his face.
 
2018-11-09 01:30:40 PM  
I get a very strong "Unemployable" vibe when I look at that mugshot.
 
2018-11-09 01:31:16 PM  
Call me prejudiced, but this guy does not exactly look like the outdoorsy type. Was he trying to sell meth to the bison?
 
2018-11-09 01:33:35 PM  

BeotchPudding: Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?


They're expressing themselves, dude. You just don't get it. Stop being judgmental.

/27 year-old male
//Dating sites are a veritable gallery of women who have terrible tattoos over 50% of their skin
///"each one has a story"
 
2018-11-09 01:33:44 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I get a very strong "Unemployable" vibe when I look at that mugshot.


Oh, i'm sure he's employable, but he can't work at the register. Keep him in the back store room un-loading trucks where he can't be seen.

/used to work the stock room at McCory's...back in the day...
 
2018-11-09 01:33:50 PM  
He's dumb, but expected when you look like that. When reading about old faithful just now, I think it's incredibly interesting that people threw dirty laundry down it and it would blow it back up all clean. That's hilarious. I wish they could demonstrate it now.
 
2018-11-09 01:34:15 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: guestguy: If you're going to get a face tattoo, it seems like you would want to make sure you have enough money/time to finish it relatively quickly...

I'm not sure most people with face tattoos are good at planning ahead.


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2018-11-09 01:34:36 PM  
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2018-11-09 01:37:22 PM  
Is that a tattoo, or did someone draw that on with a sharpie?
 
2018-11-09 01:38:14 PM  

BeotchPudding: Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?


Yeah, me too. What would you rather pay taxes for? You want that guy out on the street with all the other loonies you dislike paying taxes for?

What should taxes be paying for?
...this should be good.
 
2018-11-09 01:39:36 PM  

BeotchPudding: Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?


Our taxes support Trump playing golf every weekend and all of his other grifting. What the fark is wrong with people?

I would assume this guy is more honorable than Donny Dotard in almost every way.
 
2018-11-09 01:40:12 PM  
I hate tattoos. They make people look like cheap trash. Yeah, your's too.  I have a good friend who got his granny's name on a little paintbrush tattooed over his left tit (they were very close, she was a painter). I'm helping him chainsaw some dead trees one day, so we're shirtless. I looked at it and told him he's wearing the wrong name tag. He was not amused.
 
2018-11-09 01:40:23 PM  
Yeah, I'm not actually sure those are real tattoos. I think he just drew on himself with a marker.
 
2018-11-09 01:41:01 PM  

BeotchPudding: Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?


TV Fame a bit of cash, and a free tattoo is all it takes sometimes...
 
2018-11-09 01:41:55 PM  

Subtonic: I hate tattoos. They make people look like cheap trash.


Funny, I feel the same way about girls who wear make-up.
 
2018-11-09 01:46:22 PM  
Maybe ne snitched and got stitches.
 
2018-11-09 01:46:56 PM  
He looks like he's transitioning into a moron.
 
2018-11-09 01:47:34 PM  

Subtonic: Call me prejudiced, but this guy does not exactly look like the outdoorsy type. Was he trying to sell meth to the bison?


He was trying to make friends with a badger.
 
2018-11-09 01:50:00 PM  
We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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2018-11-09 01:54:23 PM  

guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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2018-11-09 01:54:44 PM  

special20: BeotchPudding: Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?

Yeah, me too. What would you rather pay taxes for? You want that guy out on the street with all the other loonies you dislike paying taxes for?

What should taxes be paying for?
...this should be good.


Roads. Schools. Military. Thousand foot statues of unicorns.
Pretty much anything other than the lazy and entitled.
 
2018-11-09 01:56:53 PM  
It's obvious he's trying to get in contact with his tattoo artist to finish what he started.
 
2018-11-09 01:58:06 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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To be fair though, the same message can be achieved with facial hair....

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2018-11-09 02:02:02 PM  
Let him fall in. Along with some carrots and potatoes. At least the bears can have a nice soup.
 
2018-11-09 02:04:51 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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To be fair though, the same message can be achieved with facial hair....

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2018-11-09 02:06:09 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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Not to get all Debbie Downer, but that guy, Rick Genest, committed suicide a few months ago.

/Sometimes the tattoos hide scars you couldn't see anyway.
 
2018-11-09 02:07:28 PM  

Psychopusher: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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Not to get all Debbie Downer, but that guy, Rick Genest, committed suicide a few months ago.

/Sometimes the tattoos hide scars you couldn't see anyway.


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2018-11-09 02:11:13 PM  

Psychopusher: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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Not to get all Debbie Downer, but that guy, Rick Genest, committed suicide a few months ago.

/Sometimes the tattoos hide scars you couldn't see anyway.


Damn.  Didn't he have a kid?

Shiat... this is why we need more access to mental health care. Death is never the answer.
 
2018-11-09 02:11:19 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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Awww.. Now I have a sad
 
2018-11-09 02:12:02 PM  

Psychopusher: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: We really shouldn't paint with too broad a brush here...some face tattoos are classy as f*ck.

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Not to get all Debbie Downer, but that guy, Rick Genest, committed suicide a few months ago.

/Sometimes the tattoos hide scars you couldn't see anyway.


Thanks, Debbie.

:P
 
2018-11-09 02:15:26 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:16:44 PM  

special20: BeotchPudding: Another productive member of society. Glad our US taxes support this individual.

Regarding Tattoos, came across a show on MTV called 'How Far is Tattoo Far'; what the fark is wrong with people?!?

Yeah, me too. What would you rather pay taxes for? You want that guy out on the street with all the other loonies you dislike paying taxes for?

What should taxes be paying for?
...this should be good.


How about putting him in a mental institution.
 
2018-11-09 02:18:09 PM  
Not really the kind of guy who would visit a national park to enjoy the scenery.  Of course, he could have been looking for an easy mark.  "Those faks with the Indiana plates never lock their doors. Might as well make a vacation memory for them."

and / or

Ha ha.  No more Grand Tetons for him.  Only okay, mediocre, or mournful tetons.
 
2018-11-09 02:18:33 PM  
It's a good thing Old Faithful is predictable. His face could of been horribly disfigured by scalding geyser water.
 
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