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(Twitter)   Monday's pit bull/baby story looks to be resolved in the boring, non-cheez whiz way   (twitter.com) divider line
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2018-11-09 12:24:13 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:34:42 PM  
I totally missed this whole thing.

I assume it was a discussion on how you can smear Cheez Whiz on a baby to trick your pit bull into eating it?
 
2018-11-09 03:00:09 PM  

Diogenes: I totally missed this whole thing.

I assume it was a discussion on how you can smear Cheez Whiz on a baby to trick your pit bull into eating it?


You don't need any additional incentives for a pit bull to want to eat a baby.
 
2018-11-09 03:02:29 PM  

Diogenes: I totally missed this whole thing.

I assume it was a discussion on how you can smear Cheez Whiz on a baby to trick your pit bull into eating it?


https://slate.com/human-interest/2018​/​11/parenting-advice-pit-bull-baby.html​?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&ut​m_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
 
2018-11-09 03:06:42 PM  
Can't really blame the woman especially in light of the fact that the BIL appears to be a shiftless idiot who can't hold a job and is irresponsible regarding his obligations as a pet owner (if you can't afford vet bills for basic care and vaccinations it means you can't afford a pet, it's that simple).
 
2018-11-09 03:10:40 PM  
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Murder dog, doing her murder snake impersonation getting ready to murder pounce
 
2018-11-09 03:21:48 PM  

snoopy2zero: [img.fark.net image 425x318]Murder dog, doing her murder snake impersonation getting ready to murder pounce


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My murder dog was less subtle.

/miss you Vega
 
2018-11-09 03:32:19 PM  

Subtonic: Diogenes: I totally missed this whole thing.

I assume it was a discussion on how you can smear Cheez Whiz on a baby to trick your pit bull into eating it?

You don't need any additional incentives for a pit bull to want to eat a baby.


You're thinking dingoes.

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2018-11-09 03:33:39 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:40:57 PM  
Fark that lady. You had a baby then decided to rehome your dog.

Now you're wanting to tell your brother how to dog.
 
2018-11-09 03:44:59 PM  
Was that the article where they should have invited the dog and told the BIL to piss off?
 
2018-11-09 04:07:31 PM  
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Before and after of our foster murder dog. Anti pit people can foad.
 
2018-11-09 04:23:02 PM  

LL316: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
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Before and after of our foster murder dog. Anti pit people can foad.


WHAT THE FARK DID YOU DO TO THAT DOG YOU MONSTER!?!?!
 
2018-11-09 04:24:29 PM  

LL316: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
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Before and after of our foster murder dog. Anti pit people can foad.


I like how you shaved it to wipe that smug look at me on your couch face in the before photo.
 
2018-11-09 04:31:52 PM  
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Yep. This guy is totally plotting my doom.
 
2018-11-09 04:42:19 PM  

Subtonic: LL316: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
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Before and after of our foster murder dog. Anti pit people can foad.

WHAT THE FARK DID YOU DO TO THAT DOG YOU MONSTER!?!?!


lol I couldn't figure out how to move them around on my phone, so I just left it in reverse.  She gained 20 pounds within the first couple weeks and is now the happiest dog I've ever met.  If we didn't already have 4, she'd be a foster fail for sure.  Her ONLY problem is that she eats absolutely everything, for obvious reasons.  There was a week when we first got her where every time she pooped, some new piece of plastic or leash came out.  We assume she ate her way through a leash that she had been tied up in and left to die.
 
2018-11-09 06:10:30 PM  

LL316: Subtonic: LL316: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
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Before and after of our foster murder dog. Anti pit people can foad.

WHAT THE FARK DID YOU DO TO THAT DOG YOU MONSTER!?!?!

lol I couldn't figure out how to move them around on my phone, so I just left it in reverse.  She gained 20 pounds within the first couple weeks and is now the happiest dog I've ever met.  If we didn't already have 4, she'd be a foster fail for sure.  Her ONLY problem is that she eats absolutely everything, for obvious reasons.  There was a week when we first got her where every time she pooped, some new piece of plastic or leash came out.  We assume she ate her way through a leash that she had been tied up in and left to die.


Err. Keep an eye on that. My buddies dog died from eating its bedding. It survived a tray of pot brownies, god knows how much random plastic, even rotten garbage but that's what did her in.
 
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