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(Buzzfeed News)   You haven't heard about the migrant caravan coming up from south of the border lately because of the midterms and President Trump blowing his mouth off. Here's what it's been up to   (buzzfeednews.com) divider line
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2018-11-09 12:19:58 PM  
Speaking of mouth blowing...
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2018-11-09 12:49:31 PM  
Trump is so scared of it, he's gone to hide in France.

How dangerous ARE these people!?
 
2018-11-09 01:03:47 PM  

Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Geez...how bad is his breath?
 
2018-11-09 01:10:24 PM  
I figure they'll just make it to the border by May 2020.  And will have grown into the millions.  And will be led by Zombie Osama bin Laden.  And will be carrying tactical nukes.  And will havebees in their mouths and when they speak Messican they shoot bees at you.
 
2018-11-09 01:55:16 PM  

Diogenes: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Geez...how bad is his breath?


Can you imagine? With all of that diet coke rotting his teeth with acid?
 
2018-11-09 03:20:21 PM  
Have they not all succumbed to Smallpox yet?
 
2018-11-09 03:22:36 PM  

Miss5280: Diogenes: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Geez...how bad is his breath?

Can you imagine? With all of that diet coke rotting his teeth with acid?


he only eats fast food and he drinks diet coke all day. I guarantee the oval office smells like fear and McDonald's farts.
 
2018-11-09 03:23:39 PM  

Diogenes: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Geez...how bad is his breath?


I have it on good authority that immediately before moving on you like a biatch he always pops a tictac
 
2018-11-09 03:24:19 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:24:28 PM  
You don't hear about the Scary Caravan for the same reason that Scary Ebola stopped being a thing in the news after the 2014 midterms.

Republicans know Scary Foreign Threats make the rubes turn out to vote, and the media know they make the rubes turn in and watch ads.
 
2018-11-09 03:27:37 PM  
Wait, that's a real thing?

I thought the Caravan was something Trump just made up.
 
2018-11-09 03:27:53 PM  

Dimensio: Have they not all succumbed to Smallpox yet?


Nah. Some have dysentery, but the rest don't care because it's more fun shooting buffalo than worrying about them.

They don't even need the food because they're all bankers and bought the whole supply store before heading West North.
 
2018-11-09 03:28:04 PM  
Wow. My correct prediction of zero news coverage after midterms got me feeling oh so s-m-r-t.
 
2018-11-09 03:28:07 PM  
dysentery got my caravan
 
2018-11-09 03:29:43 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:29:56 PM  
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Yeah, I remember a few networks continued to cover the Ebola situation. Whole bunch of doctors and personnel died along with their patients but they still saved more people than many expected and changed how Ebola is treated. And if anything, the shiatshow we saw down in Texas, with the hospital being run like a meat packing plant, was a wake-up call that American healthcare can be as bad as African Village healthcare.
 
2018-11-09 03:30:28 PM  

Diogenes: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Geez...how bad is his breath?


More like "How much smegma Putin got caked down there?"

/most horrifying thing I will say
//today
 
2018-11-09 03:31:19 PM  
The only reason we heard about it was the election.

The election is over.
 
2018-11-09 03:31:48 PM  

UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 600x600]

Yeah, I remember a few networks continued to cover the Ebola situation. Whole bunch of doctors and personnel died along with their patients but they still saved more people than many expected and changed how Ebola is treated. And if anything, the shiatshow we saw down in Texas, with the hospital being run like a meat packing plant, was a wake-up call that American healthcare can be as bad as African Village healthcare.


Democrats do need to start making some more noise, in the right ways.
 
2018-11-09 03:35:58 PM  
When Lumpy finally gets waterboarded for charity like he said he would, they should use a pair of Trump's 2-day-old McDonald's-fart saturated underwear instead of a towel when covering his face.
 
2018-11-09 03:39:31 PM  
I got detained at the border the other day, for wearing a Mueller Time sweatshirt. No shiat. I might submit this as a thread later......it was funny later. So childish.
 
2018-11-09 03:39:35 PM  

Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Why does he always look like hes wearing a black bathrobe?  Looks like a crap version of a Soprano
 
2018-11-09 03:43:26 PM  
Everybody who reads the Wall Street Journal heard about it. Maybe subby should widen his news sources:

Trump to Issue New Rules for Asylum Seekers

The Trump administration is moving ahead with a plan to limit when and where foreign nationals can apply for asylum at the U.S. border with Mexico.

The administration will publish a new rule aimed at pushing asylum seekers to already crowded  border crossings and deny the opportunity to apply for asylum to nearly all immigrants caught crossing the border illegally...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-to​-​issue-new-rules-for-asylum-seekers-154​1715802?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=4​
 
2018-11-09 03:45:57 PM  

Jiggatron69: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Why does he always look like hes wearing a black bathrobe?  Looks like a crap version of a Soprano


No, this is crap Sopranos;
Wow Micheal Cohen set to Soprano's
Youtube w0X29qwm42Y
 
2018-11-09 03:47:42 PM  

bigdanc: UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 600x600]

Yeah, I remember a few networks continued to cover the Ebola situation. Whole bunch of doctors and personnel died along with their patients but they still saved more people than many expected and changed how Ebola is treated. And if anything, the shiatshow we saw down in Texas, with the hospital being run like a meat packing plant, was a wake-up call that American healthcare can be as bad as African Village healthcare.

Democrats do need to start making some more noise, in the right ways.


OMG! It's a caravan of Democrats!
 
2018-11-09 03:48:00 PM  

Dimensio: Have they not all succumbed to Smallpox yet?


I heard on Fox News that it was rabies and leprosy. Seriously, their propagandists warned everyone that asylum seekers walking to our border were going to give us rabies and leprosy.
/ leper outcast unclean!
 
2018-11-09 03:48:59 PM  
Just think: if it weren't for our brave military, that caravan of Mexicans would have come here and voted for all the Demonrats and Our Dear Leader wouldn't have had such a winning election.  Thank you, Dear Leader and brave Armymen!

// That could have come from any of about 30 relatives... except for the correct spelling and grammar.
 
2018-11-09 03:49:07 PM  
I'm sure we will hear about them again come October 2020.
 
2018-11-09 03:52:48 PM  
They've been stealing APC's and assault rifles from the Mexican military, haven't they? Sneaky little wanna be Muslims... good thing we have troops at the border!


"We call him Trompa," said Luis Gerardo, one of the Honduran caravan organizers who requested that his last name be withheld. The nickname is a play on the word for "mouth," "because of how ill-spoken he is."

I larfed.
 
2018-11-09 03:53:54 PM  
Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
Trump dropped that Caravan like a second wife who hit her 40's.
39.7K 4:03 PM - Nov 8, 2018
 
2018-11-09 03:55:04 PM  
The election is over.  No one cares.
 
2018-11-09 03:55:25 PM  

bigdanc: UsikFark: [img.fark.net image 600x600]

Yeah, I remember a few networks continued to cover the Ebola situation. Whole bunch of doctors and personnel died along with their patients but they still saved more people than many expected and changed how Ebola is treated. And if anything, the shiatshow we saw down in Texas, with the hospital being run like a meat packing plant, was a wake-up call that American healthcare can be as bad as African Village healthcare.

Democrats do need to start making some more noise, in the right ways.


When Trump calls you an angry mob, maybe something's going right.
 
2018-11-09 03:56:02 PM  
Imagine being a Trump supporter. You're so scared of the caravan. It's so important to you. You can't stop watching news stories about it.

And then the election happens and it's dropped because it was clearly a story generated to fool you.

What a dumb piece of shiat you are.
 
2018-11-09 03:57:16 PM  

patrick767: Dimensio: Have they not all succumbed to Smallpox yet?

I heard on Fox News that it was rabies and leprosy. Seriously, their propagandists warned everyone that asylum seekers walking to our border were going to give us rabies and leprosy.
/ leper outcast unclean!

But 1 in 6 armadillos in Texas and Louisiana carry the disease, which can be spread to humans by contact with the animals, their raw flesh or contaminated soil.
Infected 'dillos have been reported in Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, Mexico and Florida.


What are they worried about, they already have it!
I think we need to wall off a few states, not the border...
 
2018-11-09 03:57:36 PM  

AkaDad: Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
Trump dropped that Caravan like a second wife who hit her 40's.
39.7K 4:03 PM - Nov 8, 2018


But now there's 50,000 extra troops down at the border. Or 500,000, or maybe a million. Maybe they could build the damn wall while they're standing around.
 
2018-11-09 03:58:29 PM  
The scarier part is that everyone is talking about Trump banning a CNN reporter from the press room for refusing to sit down and be quiet, and not the fact that a Trump supporter mailed bombs to CNN a little more than a week ago.
 
2018-11-09 03:58:49 PM  

odinsposse: Imagine being a Trump supporter. You're so scared of the caravan. It's so important to you. You can't stop watching news stories about it.

And then the election happens and it's dropped because it was clearly a story generated to fool you.

What a dumb piece of shiat you are.
now CNN reporters are ripping the arms from White House interns!  On live television!  Attractive, white, female interns!  This is an outrage and must be stopped!


Fixed that for ya!
 
2018-11-09 03:59:32 PM  

chuggernaught: The election is over.  No one cares.


Actually he sent the military to the border and signed order changing the rules about claiming asylum.  They may get in, but will be deported pretty quickly.
 
2018-11-09 04:00:41 PM  

Jiggatron69: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Why does he always look like hes wearing a black bathrobe?  Looks like a crap version of a Soprano


He thinks it hides the fat.

Also, he has the fashion sense of a wal-mart customer in Alabama that just won the lottery. He's the poor man's version of what they think rich people are.
 
2018-11-09 04:01:37 PM  
You got covfefe in my caravan!
 
2018-11-09 04:04:02 PM  

runwiz: I'm sure we will hear about them again come October 2020.


There will have been 3 or 4 caravans before then that nobody will hear about because there isn't an election coming up soon.  If there's another election, sometime about May 2020 the caravan at that time will be branded "The worst invasion ever" or some such nonsense and people speaking Spanish in the US will be beaten.  It's only common sense, you know.
 
2018-11-09 04:11:01 PM  

etoof: Jiggatron69: Mad Scientist: Speaking of mouth blowing...
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Why does he always look like hes wearing a black bathrobe?  Looks like a crap version of a Soprano

He thinks it hides the fat.

Also, he has the fashion sense of a wal-mart customer in Alabama that just won the lottery. He's the poor man's version of what they think rich people are.


There's a John Mulaney bit about Trump being a hobo's idea of what a rich man is. "I'll shiat on a golden toilet, and I'll have fine, golden hair! And I'll put my name on buildings!"
 
2018-11-09 04:12:57 PM  
The good people of Mexico City have been giving the caravan people medical aid and offering them refugee status. That supposed shiathole country is treating refugees better than the US will, proving once and for all that Trump is turning the US into a shiathole country.
 
2018-11-09 04:14:36 PM  

etoof: When Lumpy finally gets waterboarded for charity like he said he would, they should use a pair of Trump's 2-day-old McDonald's-fart saturated underwear instead of a towel when covering his face.


No.... you don't want him to have any pleasure in this.
 
2018-11-09 04:21:32 PM  
Anyone know what we do with them after they are denied asylum?
 
2018-11-09 04:25:50 PM  

Diogenes: I figure they'll just make it to the border by May 2020.  And will have grown into the millions.  And will be led by Zombie Osama bin Laden.  And will be carrying tactical nukes.  And will havebees in their mouths and when they speak Messican they shoot bees at you.


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2018-11-09 04:36:59 PM  

fernt: Everybody who reads the Wall Street Journal heard about it. Maybe subby should widen his news sources:

Trump to Issue New Rules for Asylum Seekers

The Trump administration is moving ahead with a plan to limit when and where foreign nationals can apply for asylum at the U.S. border with Mexico.

The administration will publish a new rule aimed at pushing asylum seekers to already crowded  border crossings and deny the opportunity to apply for asylum to nearly all immigrants caught crossing the border illegally...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-to-​issue-new-rules-for-asylum-seekers-154​1715802?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=4​


Abraham Lincoln had the Emancipation Proclamation, Donald Trump has the Aryan Nation Proclamation.
 
2018-11-09 04:42:02 PM  

fernt: Everybody who reads the Wall Street Journal heard about it. Maybe subby should widen his news sources:

Trump to Issue New Rules for Asylum Seekers

The Trump administration is moving ahead with a plan to limit when and where foreign nationals can apply for asylum at the U.S. border with Mexico.

The administration will publish a new rule aimed at pushing asylum seekers to already crowded  border crossings and deny the opportunity to apply for asylum to nearly all immigrants caught crossing the border illegally...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-to-​issue-new-rules-for-asylum-seekers-154​1715802?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=4​


So they must all apply for asylum at a single run-down shack in Naco, Arizona. They must also recite the Lord's Prayer backwards in Medieval Welsh.
 
2018-11-09 04:48:20 PM  

special20: etoof: When Lumpy finally gets waterboarded for charity like he said he would, they should use a pair of Trump's 2-day-old McDonald's-fart saturated underwear instead of a towel when covering his face.

No.... you don't want him to have any pleasure in this.


Gross.

I mean, we could duct tape his mouth closed so that he can't lick it. But you're probably right, the smell alone would probably give him a hardon that could penetrate the armor on a tank.
 
2018-11-09 06:09:24 PM  

pxsteel: chuggernaught: The election is over.  No one cares.

Actually he sent the military to the border and signed order changing the rules about claiming asylum.  They may get in, but will be deported pretty quickly.


So we should be scrapping the Statue of Liberty any day now, right? Because she clearly no longer represents America. Oh, and Republicans get to STFU about any ties to Christianity, because Christianity is pretty farking clear that turning away refugees is anti-Christian.

/Ok, Republicans should have STFU about Christianity when they became the party of worshiping wealth and hating the poor, but they need to STFU even harder.
 
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