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(Variety)   Malibu under mandatory evacuation orders as massive fire rages. Barbie to wait it out at Ken's   ( variety.com) divider line
    More: News, mandatory evacuation order, Los Angeles County, California, Thousand Oaks, immediate evacuation area, Santa Monica Mountains, voluntary evacuation orders, fast-moving Hill fires, Ventura county line  
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2018-11-09 12:17:42 PM  
MaliBURN!


\ window seat, please.
 
2018-11-09 12:18:06 PM  
What about Stacy - is Stacy okay?
 
2018-11-09 12:18:40 PM  
GI Joe to the rescue? He's got kung-fu grip!

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2018-11-09 12:18:43 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:19:30 PM  
I hope Rockford's trailer is alright.
 
2018-11-09 12:19:34 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:20:19 PM  
Been reading the comments (yeah, I know) on some of the reporting web sites. Likely causes are Mexicans, Democrats, God's wrath for electing Democrats. So, at least we know what is causing this.
 
2018-11-09 12:20:46 PM  
Evacuate out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly farking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!
 
2018-11-09 12:21:02 PM  
First Paradise burned to the ground, now Malibu?
 
2018-11-09 12:21:22 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: MaliBURN!


\ window seat, please.


I'd say "MaliBOO!" but Halloween is already passed.

So I'll just say "Malegueña !" instead.
 
2018-11-09 12:21:58 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:22:13 PM  

This About That: Been reading the comments (yeah, I know) on some of the reporting web sites. Likely causes are Mexicans, Democrats, God's wrath for electing Democrats. So, at least we know what is causing this.


Yeah, that skank biatch Donald!
 
2018-11-09 12:22:24 PM  

Walker: First Paradise burned to the ground, now Malibu?


Someone get eyes on Captain Morgan.
 
2018-11-09 12:23:39 PM  
Are there no mud slides to save them?
 
2018-11-09 12:24:23 PM  
If the mass shooting wasn't bad enough, major fire burning Thousand Oaks, 997 Oaks, 983 Oaks, 941 Oaks, ...
 
2018-11-09 12:24:29 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:24:33 PM  
I guess this means Skipper's over doing Gilligan's isle again.
 
2018-11-09 12:24:58 PM  
Thank God Kevin Sorbo is safe.
 
2018-11-09 12:24:59 PM  
And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.
 
2018-11-09 12:26:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I hope Rockford's trailer is alright.


what do you think is the % of farkers who "get" that reference?
 
2018-11-09 12:26:59 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:28:05 PM  

steklo: GI Joe to the rescue? He's got kung-fu grip!

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Hey....it's Franco Harris.
 
2018-11-09 12:28:09 PM  

smed7: Rapmaster2000: I hope Rockford's trailer is alright.

what do you think is the % of farkers who "get" that reference?


I got that reference.  Paradise Cove is my favorite beach hang out.
 
2018-11-09 12:28:55 PM  
Is the Impala okay?
 
2018-11-09 12:29:02 PM  

smed7: what do you think is the % of farkers who "get" that reference?


I got it, and I never even watched the Rockford Files...Maybe once as a kid but changed the channel cause he didn't have a cockatoo bird or a cool Ford Gran Torino.
 
2018-11-09 12:30:15 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:31:35 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: MaliBURN!


\ window seat, please.



I went to Pepperdine, but there were never any fires when I was there....although we had mud slides due to El Nino, and classes were closed on a few separate days due to road closures.  Years later, one of my business professors lost her house during one of the usual brush fires.


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Electromax: Evacuate out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly farking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!



Fun fact:  Malibu doesn't have it's own police department....law enforcement duties are performed by the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

/And now you know.
//And knowing is half the battle.
 
2018-11-09 12:31:40 PM  
Some of my favorite hiking is in Malibu.  Hopefully they can get it under control soon.
 
2018-11-09 12:31:46 PM  
Life or death situations are the best time to be sexually adventurous...

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2018-11-09 12:31:54 PM  
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you have to drink the whole bottle?
 
2018-11-09 12:32:00 PM  

smed7: Rapmaster2000: I hope Rockford's trailer is alright.

what do you think is the % of farkers who "get" that reference?



all of us who wear houndstooth sportsjackets.
 
2018-11-09 12:32:40 PM  

raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.


Maybe they should just give up and pave over the bits of Los Angeles County that aren't already covered in concrete.
 
2018-11-09 12:32:50 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:35:45 PM  
Nah, Ken's long gone, he ain't got the balls to stick around.
 
2018-11-09 12:35:52 PM  

smed7: Rapmaster2000: I hope Rockford's trailer is alright.

what do you think is the % of farkers who "get" that reference?


Please.  Do not underestimate the median age at Fark
 
2018-11-09 12:36:42 PM  
Hole - Malibu
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2018-11-09 12:36:53 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Is the Impala okay?


Yes. Baby is safely in the bunker's garage.
 
2018-11-09 12:37:57 PM  

ArkPanda: raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.

Maybe they should just give up and pave over the bits of Los Angeles County that aren't already covered in concrete.


Why do that?  Nature is beautiful here.
 
2018-11-09 12:38:20 PM  

This About That: Been reading the comments (yeah, I know) on some of the reporting web sites. Likely causes are Mexicans, Democrats, God's wrath for electing Democrats. So, at least we know what is causing this.


I'm seeing some American Flag/red X festooned accounts saying these are "DEW" fires and all I know about DEW is the Distant Early Warning Line in northern Canada and Alaska to warn us about the sneaky Russkies and I have no idea what they're babbling on about. I assume fear of chemtrails and meth are involved...

... hahaha I just googled it and it's Direct Energy Weapons and the websites talking about it are totally all about them chemtrails. So sekrit Deep State lazors basically.
 
2018-11-09 12:38:40 PM  
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
 
2018-11-09 12:39:12 PM  

tommyl66: Nah, Ken's long gone, he ain't got the balls to stick around.


A previous team name we have used at trivia night at a bar:

Barbie is Mad Because Ken Comes in a Different Box
 
2018-11-09 12:40:34 PM  

raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.


Stay safe. And have "go bags" ready just in case. It also wouldn't hurt to go now and get masks capable of filtering out the smoke and ash.

Fires threatened our place last year in Napa. We didn't have to evacuate, but we could see the flames from our apartment complex. (We've since moved to Monterey area where the marine layer moisture keeps things nice and lush.)
 
2018-11-09 12:40:40 PM  

raerae1980: ArkPanda: raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.

Maybe they should just give up and pave over the bits of Los Angeles County that aren't already covered in concrete.

Why do that?  Nature is beautiful here.


And frequently radiant...too soon?
 
2018-11-09 12:41:03 PM  
Hey Alyssa Milano. You can come stay with me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2018-11-09 12:41:03 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:41:41 PM  
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"GO TO WHERE THE FIRE ISN'T!"
 
2018-11-09 12:42:16 PM  

SurfaceTension: raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.

Stay safe. And have "go bags" ready just in case. It also wouldn't hurt to go now and get masks capable of filtering out the smoke and ash.

Fires threatened our place last year in Napa. We didn't have to evacuate, but we could see the flames from our apartment complex. (We've since moved to Monterey area where the marine layer moisture keeps things nice and lush.)


I can't leave yet, not unless the evacuate further beyond Malibu.
I'm more distressed that they're evacuating our zoo, now.
 
2018-11-09 12:42:29 PM  

guestguy: raerae1980: ArkPanda: raerae1980: And there's a 2 acre fire burning in Griffith Park right now, right behind our Zoo.  Firefighters have to hike to the site, as it's not accessible by road.   :-(

I can see the plume of smoke from Malibu.

Maybe they should just give up and pave over the bits of Los Angeles County that aren't already covered in concrete.

Why do that?  Nature is beautiful here.

And frequently radiant...too soon?


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2018-11-09 12:42:38 PM  
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The GAWD the Docs are ok! Kinda love this chick.
 
2018-11-09 12:42:42 PM  
I bet Ken is trying to extract "favors" in exchange for letting her stay, that frat boy douchebag.
 
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