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(Detroit Free Press)   Allen Park police: ♪ There ain't no poop on our roads, there ain't no poop on our roads, there may be poop on some of you choads but there ain't no poop on our roads. ♪   ( freep.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Allen Park, Cleanliness, Allen Park police, Sludge, Road, Question, Sewage, sewage spill  
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2018-11-09 11:15:47 AM  
No I can't forget this evening
All the feces you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way this story goes,
You always grunt
And in your eyes your straining shows
Yes it shows

No I can't forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrows
When you held it in but then you let it you go
And now it's only fair that I should let you know
What you should know

I can't live
If living is without poo
I can't live
I can't give anymore
Can't live
If living is without poo
Can't give,
I can't give anymore
 
2018-11-09 11:23:34 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:25:44 AM  
After a crappy day Wednesday, things are looking up in Allen Park.

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2018-11-09 11:25:47 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:29:42 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:29:52 AM  
And today it snows.
 
2018-11-09 11:30:33 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:33:06 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:37:33 AM  

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Wanna know how I knew you would show up?

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2018-11-09 11:43:45 AM  

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Wanna know how I knew you would show up?

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Poop is funny!

That's funny.  So is poop.   :D
 
2018-11-09 11:44:11 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:45:38 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:47:40 AM  

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Wanna know how I knew you would show up?

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Poop is funny!

That's funny.  So is poop.   :D


Hopefully this will be a hilarious poop thread.

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/ remember farkers: no posting pics of real poo, the mods will give you a time out
 
2018-11-09 11:50:11 AM  
         POOOOOOOOOO                           ​P

    
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2018-11-09 12:00:00 PM  
Flying Poop Emoji Dance....of DOOM! Fail? I tried!
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2018-11-09 12:03:36 PM  

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I like the other owl going like "WTF?!?!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT IN FRONT OF ME!!!"
 
2018-11-09 12:05:37 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:08:59 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:09:28 PM  
You know this ain't SFW
smokey taking a shit
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2018-11-09 12:10:07 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: / remember farkers: no posting pics of real poo, the mods will give you a time out


What kind of shiat policy is that??
 
2018-11-09 12:11:00 PM  

lack of warmth: And today it snows.


Mom? Mom? Why is the snow on the road turning brown?
 
2018-11-09 12:11:42 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:12:51 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:15:37 PM  

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Normally performing anilingus grosses me out, but I'll make an exception in this case.
 
2018-11-09 12:18:01 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:18:10 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: cowgirl toffee: [78.media.tumblr.com image 350x237]

Normally performing anilingus grosses me out, but I'll make an exception in this case.


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2018-11-09 12:19:47 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:20:18 PM  

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Normally performing anilingus grosses me out, but I'll make an exception in this case.

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Don't perform cunnilingus like that. She'll get a yeast infection.
 
2018-11-09 12:20:41 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:21:22 PM  
As a young boy on the farm, one of my jobs was to haul manure out to the field.  Sometimes I went down the highway to a field.  Sometimes the manure would spill on to the highway.  Often city folk would complain about poop on the highway.  "Get over it buttercup!"
 
2018-11-09 12:22:48 PM  
I've just thought of a new, low-cost method to fill potholes.
 
2018-11-09 12:23:57 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:24:47 PM  

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Normally performing anilingus grosses me out, but I'll make an exception in this case.


But its candy!  Its butt candy.  :)
 
2018-11-09 12:24:54 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:25:21 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:26:29 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:26:34 PM  
If Allen Park really wants to get rid of all of the poop, they'll make the Lions move their practice facility somewhere else.

/ Long suffering fan
// At least we're not Cleveland
 
2018-11-09 12:29:05 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:30:44 PM  
Well we're shiatting here in Allenpark
where the City didn't give a fark
until the people raised a big ol' stink
"send in the trucks,
flush down the sink"
 
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2018-11-09 12:31:27 PM  
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CL's roiling.
From 'whitey's' scraping
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2018-11-09 12:31:30 PM  

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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
 
2018-11-09 12:31:55 PM  
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