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(Click Orlando)   Important tips for SWAT officers on a house raid: practice trigger discipline, never let Officer Jenkins use the battering ram, and make sure you're at the right house   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, SWAT team, Police, Detective Jonathan Hawk, SWAT team member, wrong house, Melbourne police, Chief David Gillespie, Bentwood Court  
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8094 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2018 at 11:05 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-09 10:58:35 AM  
Resigned??In Murica we have given that guy a medal for bravery plus a promotion, then countersue the lady when she asks for money to repair their place.
 
2018-11-09 10:58:46 AM  
The woman who lives in the home that was wrongfully searched told News 6 that she was terrified by the incident, but that she supports the work officers in Melbourne do

She sounds white.

/NTTAWWT
 
2018-11-09 10:59:59 AM  

edmo: Resigned??In Murica we have given that guy a medal for bravery plus a promotion, then countersue the lady when she asks for money to repair their place.


They would have done that if the woman they raided had a lot of cash on hand they could steal.

She did not.
 
2018-11-09 11:06:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: They would have done that if the woman they raided had a lot of cash drugs on hand they could steal.


there we go, much better...
 
2018-11-09 11:10:18 AM  
you're so critical
 
2018-11-09 11:12:50 AM  
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Dammit, Officer Jenkins...
 
2018-11-09 11:12:53 AM  
Mistakes were made
 
2018-11-09 11:13:50 AM  
In transcripts, a SWAT team member said that thankfully, the innocent woman who had her home unfairly searched was not "handled and thrown on the ground and cuffed and -- and a lot of things that could have happened."

Like a murder that you'd get away with. The SWAT team that threw a grenade at a baby was never charged with anything.
 
2018-11-09 11:14:12 AM  
Why?

The worst that happens is they kill someone with no consequences, which is what they were there to do anyway. Except by being at the wrong house, they get a paid vacation out of the deal.
 
2018-11-09 11:14:45 AM  
Also make sure to wear a proper belt.

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2018-11-09 11:15:07 AM  
I'd sue the ever loving sh*t out of the department and the cop who used Google maps.
 
2018-11-09 11:15:10 AM  

edmo: Resigned??In Murica we have given that guy a medal for bravery plus a promotion, then countersue the lady when she asks for money to repair their place.


Florida is still part of America for now.

I'm assuming the resignation means he has a new job lined up with Brevard county.
 
2018-11-09 11:15:58 AM  
Well I'm sure the people at that house were guilty of something.
 
2018-11-09 11:17:56 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The woman who lives in the home that was wrongfully searched told News 6 that she was terrified by the incident, but that she supports the work officers in Melbourne do

She sounds white.

/NTTAWWT


She actually sounds afraid... very afraid.
 
2018-11-09 11:19:55 AM  

guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...


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2018-11-09 11:20:25 AM  
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I dunno, I found Bentwood Court, just fine using Google Maps...
 
2018-11-09 11:22:06 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

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Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/
 
2018-11-09 11:25:00 AM  
Hey, a step in the right direction.  Next step is to look into who signed the search warrant.  Or is this one of those areas that give the lead detective just enough judicial power to sign his own search warrants, because real judges don't like to be waken?  I saw that on some show about a drug task force, and it felt wrong right then.  Judge signing search warrants should never be a team member of the SWAT team or drug task force.

Suspects loading the van:
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Jesse:  Was that cops across the road today?
Walt:  Yup.
 
2018-11-09 11:26:25 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

[78.media.tumblr.com image 480x184]

Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/


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Just kidding. But I thought the gif would be funny.  :D
 
2018-11-09 11:32:14 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

[78.media.tumblr.com image 480x184]

Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/

[lh4.ggpht.com image 500x290]

Just kidding. But I thought the gif would be funny.  :D


Heh, you're just playing the probabilities there...I'm wrong most of the time ;P
 
2018-11-09 11:33:47 AM  
Lard - Drug Raid at 4 AM
Youtube mK06Hl5DkrI
 
2018-11-09 11:35:17 AM  
COPS: In Springfield (The Simpsons)
Youtube BexuOsshqjk
 
2018-11-09 11:37:24 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

[78.media.tumblr.com image 480x184]

Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/

[lh4.ggpht.com image 500x290]

Just kidding. But I thought the gif would be funny.  :D

Heh, you're just playing the probabilities there...I'm wrong most of the time ;P


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YOU ARE ONLY WRONG HALF OF THE TIME!  Get it right!
 
2018-11-09 11:40:11 AM  
and make sure you're at the right house

Why? There are no repercussions of your actions if you aren't
You are an F'N police officer w00t
 
2018-11-09 11:41:57 AM  

lack of warmth: Hey, a step in the right direction.  Next step is to look into who signed the search warrant.  Or is this one of those areas that give the lead detective just enough judicial power to sign his own search warrants, because real judges don't like to be waken?  I saw that on some show about a drug task force, and it felt wrong right then.  Judge signing search warrants should never be a team member of the SWAT team or drug task force.

Suspects loading the van:
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Jesse:  Was that cops across the road today?
Walt:  Yup.


Totally this, the judges knew what they were getting into. They need to accept the fact they could get woken up in the middle of the night, the job isn't just about getting access to some golf club
 
2018-11-09 11:43:40 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

[78.media.tumblr.com image 480x184]

Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/

[lh4.ggpht.com image 500x290]

Just kidding. But I thought the gif would be funny.  :D

Heh, you're just playing the probabilities there...I'm wrong most of the time ;P

[images.gr-assets.com image 500x264]

YOU ARE ONLY WRONG HALF OF THE TIME!  Get it right!


Dammit...I'm wrong about my wrongness too?

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2018-11-09 11:45:13 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:46:41 AM  

guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]


Whoops, I made a caca in the wrong thread :/
 
2018-11-09 11:47:19 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...

[78.media.tumblr.com image 480x184]

Peter Jackson missed a real opportunity there :/

[lh4.ggpht.com image 500x290]

Just kidding. But I thought the gif would be funny.  :D

Heh, you're just playing the probabilities there...I'm wrong most of the time ;P

[images.gr-assets.com image 500x264]

YOU ARE ONLY WRONG HALF OF THE TIME!  Get it right!

Dammit...I'm wrong about my wrongness too?

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2018-11-09 11:47:47 AM  
Nancy Reagan War On Drugs, RAID 1989
Youtube f5uJP6yDtkM
 
2018-11-09 11:48:15 AM  

guestguy: guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]

Whoops, I made a caca in the wrong thread :/


Damn.  Quit making this easy!
 
2018-11-09 11:48:22 AM  

guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]


Catching Americans Cheating Again?
 
2018-11-09 11:51:09 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]

Whoops, I made a caca in the wrong thread :/

Damn.  Quit making this easy!


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2018-11-09 11:51:51 AM  
You have to love it. The article never mentions if the SWAT team actually goes back to the right house and does the job correctly.

I can imagine it now...

Criminal 1: Hey man, check it out. Po-po is across the street in old lady Smith's house!
Criminal 2: I wonder if they meant to come here?
Criminal 1: Quick, get outside, load up the van, I'm not sticking around to find out!
 
2018-11-09 11:53:08 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 377x643]

I dunno, I found Bentwood Court, just fine using Google Maps...


They found the right street. just not the right house. The people they were looking for watched them from across the street and loaded their van for take-off.

/Odd/even matters
//Port/ starboard?
///Dead giveaway?
 
2018-11-09 11:59:35 AM  
Somebody has to do this
Leeroy Jenkins HD 1080p
Youtube mLyOj_QD4a4
 
2018-11-09 12:01:34 PM  
OK I am curious about what exactly Officer Jenkins did to not get to use the battering ram?
 
2018-11-09 12:02:45 PM  
But doing things the right way takes all the fun out of it.

\dammitsomuch
 
2018-11-09 12:02:58 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]

Whoops, I made a caca in the wrong thread :/

Damn.  Quit making this easy!

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I found this... thought you could use it.

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:P
 
2018-11-09 12:05:19 PM  
Thats not how you do it. First you shoot the dog, then plant drugs.
 
2018-11-09 12:07:27 PM  

Labrat407: OK I am curious about what exactly Officer Jenkins did to not get to use the battering ram?


We don't know because Jenkins had the cash to buy the photos.  The scuttlebutt is subby's mom was also in the photos.
 
2018-11-09 12:09:57 PM  

edmo: Resigned??In Murica we have given that guy a medal for bravery plus a promotion, then countersue the lady when she asks for money to repair their place.


You asked Google Maps for Melbourne, didn't you ?
 
2018-11-09 12:14:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: guestguy: [memegen.com image 453x512]

Whoops, I made a caca in the wrong thread :/

Damn.  Quit making this easy!

[img.buzzfeed.com image 250x250]

I found this... thought you could use it.

[i.gifer.com image 500x300]

:P


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2018-11-09 12:16:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The woman who lives in the home that was wrongfully searched told News 6 that she was terrified by the incident, but that she supports the work officers in Melbourne do

She sounds white.

/NTTAWWT


She sounds a lot nicer than I.  But then, I'm an arsehole, so it doesn't really matter.
 
2018-11-09 12:22:59 PM  

guestguy: [img.fark.net image 300x167]

Dammit, Officer Jenkins...


Iirc the ants win this one in the end.
 
2018-11-09 12:24:41 PM  
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2018-11-09 12:33:54 PM  

This text is now purple: Why?

The worst that happens is they kill someone with no consequences, which is what they were there to do anyway. Except by being at the wrong house, they get a paid vacation out of the deal.


in all fairness they didn't F the woman in the A while holding a gun to her dog's head. TTBOMK.
 
2018-11-09 12:34:01 PM  
In transcripts, a SWAT team member said that thankfully, the innocent woman who had her home unfairly searched was not "handled and thrown on the ground and cuffed and -- and a lot of things that could have happened."

So he was forced to resign for not following procedure.
 
2018-11-09 12:54:54 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 377x643]

I dunno, I found Bentwood Court, just fine using Google Maps...


We'll just start at the top and work down!
 
2018-11-09 01:28:09 PM  
Officer Leroy Jenkins?
 
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