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(Guardian)   Mueller going after Konstantin Kilimnik with the help of Manafort and Gates. This is the real life version of Batman taking down Mr. Freeze with the help of Joker and Harley Quinn   ( amp.theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-11-09 10:05:25 AM  
I'm thinking more like Scarerow and Professor Pyg.  Manafort isn't that smart and Gates isn't that hot.
 
2018-11-09 10:10:48 AM  
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No indeed. The Joker would be Trump.
 
2018-11-09 10:25:09 AM  
What can Mueller really do to Kilimnik?
Can he also please bring down his American co-conspirators?
 
2018-11-09 10:51:14 AM  
Still no Trump. What's Trump worried about?
 
2018-11-09 12:17:36 PM  
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2018-11-09 01:08:29 PM  
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2018-11-09 02:51:56 PM  

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Username checks out...
 
2018-11-09 02:52:05 PM  

MikeyFuccon: [esq.h-cdn.co image 850x425]No indeed. The Joker would be Trump.


Trump isn't the joker he is a joke
 
2018-11-09 02:52:12 PM  

MikeyFuccon: [esq.h-cdn.co image 850x425]No indeed. The Joker would be Trump.


lol, for a split second, I thought he was the "I like turtles!" kid.
 
2018-11-09 02:54:12 PM  
I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?
 
2018-11-09 02:54:26 PM  
Since there is no collusion, but since the investigation is catching actual Russian spies, wouldn't it be Trump's duty, nay his desire, to try and arrest all those Russian spies who obviously tried to set him up?  I mean if he is innocent, why is he trying to shut down the investigation?  It might lead back to crooked Hillary after all.
 
2018-11-09 02:55:02 PM  
Meanwhile...
Team Mueller is Holding 'Dozens of Sealed Indictments,' According to Intel Source
https://observer.com/2018/11/mueller-​h​olding-dozens-sealed-indictments-intel​-source/
 
2018-11-09 02:55:30 PM  
"I have no deals in Russia."

"We have a disproportionate amount of investment from Russia."

/Narrator: Isn't this obvious, yet?
 
2018-11-09 02:57:12 PM  
Please. Manafort and Gates are no Joker and Harley. They are henchmen.
 
2018-11-09 02:57:22 PM  

Nexzus: I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?


Yeah, they tried it last week and it was a total shiatshow.  Wohl's buddy had the zipper down on his suit pants.  The "accuser" didn't show at the last minute (surprise surprise) and the evidence they showed of her arriving at DC airport, but then panicking and taking a different flight was actually proven to be a photo of Wohl's girlfriend at LAX.
 
2018-11-09 02:58:23 PM  

NateAsbestos: What can Mueller really do to Kilimnik?
Can he also please bring down his American co-conspirators?


Mueller brought down a couple of his American coconspiratora already.  Kilimnik is a direct link between Russian Intelligence and the Trump campaign, he is a really big domino to fall.

As for what they can do to him, not a lot but establishing his position as the Russian intelligence operative in direct communication with the Trump campaign is likely important for future charges.
 
2018-11-09 02:59:56 PM  

Nexzus: I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?


It was such a horrible failure that not even the wing nuts ran with it
 
2018-11-09 03:00:05 PM  

FrancoFile: Nexzus: I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?

Yeah, they tried it last week and it was a total shiatshow.  Wohl's buddy had the zipper down on his suit pants.  The "accuser" didn't show at the last minute (surprise surprise) and the evidence they showed of her arriving at DC airport, but then panicking and taking a different flight was actually proven to be a photo of Wohl's girlfriend at LAX.


Hard to imagine that was six weeks ago.
Or, wait it was only a week?
 
2018-11-09 03:00:57 PM  
Trump isn't any of those.

There's only one DC supervillain that's actually been elected POTUS. . .

Justice League Vs President Lex
Youtube Lpv3_Spc3ms


. . .and Luthor's biggest enemy IS an illegal alien and journalist.
 
2018-11-09 03:01:08 PM  

the_innkeeper: "I have no deals in Russia."

"We have a disproportionate amount of investment from Russia."

/Narrator: Isn't this obvious, yet?


It's not what you know, it's what you can prove. Mueller is building a foundation of guilty pleas and convictions from the underlings so the Two Scoops clan has no plausible deniability.
 
2018-11-09 03:11:04 PM  
 
2018-11-09 03:14:40 PM  

Nexzus: I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?


Oh it was amazing. 

But pointless. 

I'd forgotten all about that. It happened like 3 months ago right?
 
2018-11-09 03:21:33 PM  

Grungehamster: Three judge panel requests Mueller write up what impact Whitaker will have on his investigation.


Why would you ask Mueller and not the assholes actually determining what they're going to do?
 
2018-11-09 03:25:36 PM  
FrancoFile:

dywed88:

thehobbes:


Thank you all. Yeah, I watched the inanity unfold last week. But I could have sworn that even after the lame "press conference" and the fake photo, they were still doubling down with the "real" accuser coming forth today.

Meh.
 
2018-11-09 03:26:16 PM  

Lackofname: Please. Manafort and Gates are no Joker and Harley. They are henchmen.


Takes issue with the henchmen comparison:

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2018-11-09 03:28:55 PM  
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2018-11-09 03:33:45 PM  
Why hasn't the Wall Street Journal article about tying Trump to the payoff of Stormy gotten any more traction here?  It looks like a legit article from a less than liberal newspaper.  It seems pretty damning to me, but I dont know...other outlets dont seem to be picking up.  What are they waiting for?
 
2018-11-09 03:40:51 PM  

born_yesterday: Grungehamster: Three judge panel requests Mueller write up what impact Whitaker will have on his investigation.

Why would you ask Mueller and not the assholes actually determining what they're going to do?


Because don't want a pile of lies?
 
2018-11-09 03:41:20 PM  

born_yesterday: Grungehamster: Three judge panel requests Mueller write up what impact Whitaker will have on his investigation.

Why would you ask Mueller and not the assholes actually determining what they're going to do?


Because Mueller is in their court not Whitaker. Stone et al are using the same ''Mueller is a principal officer so he needs Senate approval" that Manafort tried and failed, in part because Rosenstein was a principal officer in that scenario. With Whitaker taking over for Rosenstein, this argument is undermined so Mueller has to justify that nothing has actually changed with Sessions out and Whitaker in.

Why yes: this does mean that Trump appointing Whitaker despite a lack of authority to will severely undermine Mueller's ability to go after Trump's allies because of a mechanism designed in part to prevent DOJ giving preferential treatment to the president's allies.
 
2018-11-09 03:45:09 PM  

freakay: Why hasn't the Wall Street Journal article about tying Trump to the payoff of Stormy gotten any more traction here?  It looks like a legit article from a less than liberal newspaper.  It seems pretty damning to me, but I dont know...other outlets dont seem to be picking up.  What are they waiting for?


Late breaking.  Other papers going to have to do a lot of legwork to verify/crosscheck all the investigative stuff that WSJ did.

But I see lots of people referencing it on twitter.
 
2018-11-09 03:45:46 PM  
On your way up the 7,000 steps again, Klimmek?
 
2018-11-09 03:46:46 PM  

Silverstaff: Trump isn't any of those.

There's only one DC supervillain that's actually been elected POTUS. . .

[YouTube video: Justice League Vs President Lex]

. . .and Luthor's biggest enemy IS an illegal alien and journalist.


Yeah but even Lex Luthor divested himself from Lexcorp.
 
2018-11-09 03:52:31 PM  
The longer this runs, the more of Mueller's investigation comes to light the more convinced I am that Trump becoming President was a good thing.

Now before you pile on me listen.It's becoming very clear that the Russians have had deep spies in our government for a long time. Trump's camp was them most brazen and did enough to get noticed and investigated. I honestly believe that we will have a surprisingly high number of traitors brought to light with this investigation. I also won't be surprised if it's not just R's that get wrangled.

Let the man do his job, I can't wait to see what kind of Russian crap he'll be able to net!

/ or is that Russian Carp?
// Nope, was right the first time, Crap
/// Mueller does this right and his name goes down in history as one of the greatest Americans of all time
 
2018-11-09 03:52:42 PM  

Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
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Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

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2018-11-09 03:55:20 PM  
Did anyone have Kilimnik in the Mueller Bingo?
 
2018-11-09 03:56:06 PM  

chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
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Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

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Do you think he wears that when he has someone over to bang her while he watches?
 
2018-11-09 03:58:18 PM  

NateAsbestos: What can Mueller really do to Kilimnik?


Keep him cooped up in Russia and other non-extradition countries.  No more billionaire yacht orgy parties in Monaco and the Greek islands.  No more ski trips to the Alps.  No more Champion's League Final owner's box parties.

Plus, go after any money he has invested in the West.

Not as satisfying as throwing him in prison, but squeezing his lifestyle and bank accounts, with an American indictment hanging over his head for the next couple of decades, is probably the best to expect when dealing with a billionaire oligarch.
 
2018-11-09 04:02:46 PM  

Grungehamster: chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
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Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

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Do you think he wears that when he has someone over to bang her while he watches?



Manafort's the one sitting in the corner watching his wife.  The Penguin with a Nixon Tattoo is the one who shoves his wife out of the way when there is a young hung bodybuilder in the marital bed.
 
2018-11-09 04:15:37 PM  

Grungehamster: chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
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Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

[img.fark.net image 614x614]

Do you think he wears that when he has someone over to bang her while he watches?


Do you think when he orgasms he goes NYEH HEH HEHEHEHEH HEH!
 
2018-11-09 04:17:02 PM  

Brokenseas: Grungehamster: chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
[img.fark.net image 425x281]

Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

[img.fark.net image 614x614]

Do you think he wears that when he has someone over to bang her while he watches?


Manafort's the one sitting in the corner watching his wife.  The Penguin with a Nixon Tattoo is the one who shoves his wife out of the way when there is a young hung bodybuilder in the marital bed.


Where's the vomits everywhere react?
 
2018-11-09 04:19:43 PM  

lolmao500: Meanwhile...
Team Mueller is Holding 'Dozens of Sealed Indictments,' According to Intel Source
https://observer.com/2018/11/mueller-h​olding-dozens-sealed-indictments-intel​-source/


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2018-11-09 04:22:57 PM  

Two16: lolmao500: Meanwhile...
Team Mueller is Holding 'Dozens of Sealed Indictments,' According to Intel Source
https://observer.com/2018/11/mueller-h​olding-dozens-sealed-indictments-intel​-source/

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2018-11-09 04:26:27 PM  

FrancoFile: Nexzus: I posed this in the twitter thread below, but makes more sense here I guess: wasn't there supposed to be a big announcement from Jacob Awhowl regarding a sexual assault allegation against Mueller?

Yeah, they tried it last week and it was a total shiatshow.  Wohl's buddy had the zipper down on his suit pants.  The "accuser" didn't show at the last minute (surprise surprise) and the evidence they showed of her arriving at DC airport, but then panicking and taking a different flight was actually proven to be a photo of Wohl's girlfriend at LAX.


Was the girlfriend Canadian?
 
2018-11-09 04:31:20 PM  
Meanwhile in Cat Woman's lair...
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2018-11-09 04:32:58 PM  

chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
[img.fark.net image 425x281]

Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

[img.fark.net image 614x614]


Forget Baron Four-Eyes... that's the Penguin!  Just put a cigarette on a long stem in his mouth and replace the glasses with a monocle...
 
2018-11-09 04:34:14 PM  

special20: Meanwhile in Cat Woman's lair...
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Wonder if she trick-or-treated Daddy-Donnie in that outfit?
 
2018-11-09 04:37:50 PM  

special20: Meanwhile in Cat Woman's lair...
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2018-11-09 04:54:46 PM  

Grungehamster: chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
[img.fark.net image 425x281]

Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank!

[img.fark.net image 614x614]

Do you think he wears that when he has someone over to bang her while he watches?


Nah, gimp suit
 
2018-11-09 04:56:10 PM  
chaotoroboto: Purple_Urkle: File photo of a Batman villain.
[img.fark.net image 425x281]

Quick Batman! Baron Four-Eyes has stolen all the commemorative towels from the Nixon Presidential Library!

Now he says he wants a billion dollars or he'll run over city hall in his Steam-powered Walking Tank! Spider!

Hell, If you wanna go stupid go full- steroid full stupid. Let Stone deliver lines in the candience of Kenneth Branagh   in Wild Wild West
 
2018-11-09 04:57:26 PM  

Lackofname: Please. Manafort and Gates are no Joker and Harley. They are henchmen.


And at best henchmen to the 'Batman & Robin' dr. Freeze. Didn't they wear T-shirts with like logos & pathos on them?
 
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