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(USA Today)   Governor Batboy files lawsuit and sends his armed goons to prevent all the votes from being counted   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, Palm Beach, Rick Scott, election, Palm Beach County, Florida, Elections, South Florida metropolitan area, election officials  
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2018-11-09 07:41:33 AM  
Scott accused election officials in Broward and Palm Beach counties, two Democratic strongholds, of "rampant fraud" in a vote counting process that has continued two days after the election and sharply narrowed GOP leads in statewide races, even flipping the state agriculture commission race from a Republican to Democratic lead of more than 2,000 votes on Thursday.

Or... maybe voters are just fed up with Republican bullsh*t. That's possible, too.
 
2018-11-09 07:42:50 AM  
Of course he did.
 
2018-11-09 07:44:04 AM  
If they'd known that they would have to stop to this level, they would have disenfranchised more voters when nobody was looking

So really this is all the fault of the people who just won't let the GOP be kings
 
2018-11-09 07:44:39 AM  
Republicans may be the single greatest threat to democracy in the West.
 
2018-11-09 07:51:11 AM  
Am I missing something here. . .? Has he specified exactly how 'those liberals' are unethical, or in what way they're conducting fraud. . .? Or are we at the point where simply counting votes is fraud as far as a Republican is concerned?
 
2018-11-09 07:52:16 AM  
It's only rampant fraud when the Democrats are winning.
 
2018-11-09 07:52:43 AM  
So far, despite Scott's bleating, there is no evidence of fraud.

Broward County, however, deserves a good smack to the back of the head with all of their "Gosh, we've just been so damned busy with all these votes coming in!" pearl clutching.

You. Must. Count. Better. And. Faster.
 
2018-11-09 08:03:45 AM  

MattytheMouse: Am I missing something here. . .? Has he specified exactly how 'those liberals' are unethical, or in what way they're conducting fraud. . .? Or are we at the point where simply counting votes is fraud as far as a Republican is concerned?


No, you're not. No, he hasn't. And yes, we are.
 
2018-11-09 09:11:17 AM  
Stand your ground, Floridians
 
2018-11-09 09:25:30 AM  
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THANK YOU!
 
2018-11-09 09:26:33 AM  
Obviously.  He won, but he didn't win by enough.  He wants the popular vote!
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2018-11-09 09:35:51 AM  
The last Republican President: We have to stop votes from being recounted!
The current Republican President: We have to stop votes from being counted the first time.

And people look at liberals like they're crazy when they wonder whether the next Republican president will say "Counting?  We can do away with needing that if we just stop people from voting at all!"
 
2018-11-09 09:36:54 AM  
shiat, replace president with governor, but you get my meaning.
 
2018-11-09 09:48:05 AM  
someone sounds scared
 
2018-11-09 09:51:38 AM  
Oh God.


Does this mean hanging chad jokes will make a resurgence?
 
2018-11-09 09:51:56 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:52:03 AM  
So, what are the cops he's apparently sending going to do? This clown's abuse of power should get him tossed in prison.
 
2018-11-09 09:52:06 AM  

parasol: So far, despite Scott's bleating, there is no evidence of fraud.

Broward County, however, deserves a good smack to the back of the head with all of their "Gosh, we've just been so damned busy with all these votes coming in!" pearl clutching.

You. Must. Count. Better. And. Faster.


Hard to do when the state keeps cutting your staffing and funding.
 
2018-11-09 09:52:31 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:52:38 AM  

ihaveaGED: Oh God.


Does this mean hanging chad jokes will make a resurgence?


doubtful...more like don't count the blah people's votes jokes
 
2018-11-09 09:53:24 AM  
Nobody who cares about Democracy would ever make those allegations without hard evidence to support it.  Which is why Scott and Trump have no problem doing so.
 
2018-11-09 09:53:37 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: someone sounds scared


He should be. He's likely going to lose in the end unless the courts come in and pull some bullshiat.
 
2018-11-09 09:54:42 AM  
DNC, how many lawyers should you send?

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2018-11-09 09:55:00 AM  

parasol: So far, despite Scott's bleating, there is no evidence of fraud.

Broward County, however, deserves a good smack to the back of the head with all of their "Gosh, we've just been so damned busy with all these votes coming in!" pearl clutching.

You. Must. Count. Better. And. Faster.


Why are Broward and Palm Beach so bad at counting votes? EVERY FARKING ELECTION, they remind us they can't even count their ass cheeks, and they seemingly refuse to fix it so it doesn't happen the next time.

// alternatively: how are old people so farking bad at voting?
 
2018-11-09 09:55:59 AM  

ihaveaGED: Oh God.
Does this mean hanging chad jokes will make a resurgence?


Only if an incel commits suicide over this...
 
2018-11-09 09:56:23 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:56:29 AM  
This is the sitting Senator from Florida, retweeting a conspiracy theory from the Independent candidate for Senate.

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The video is of Broward County precint personnel dropping off ballots to a rented truck for storage at the Broward election board, yet is somehow proof of a conspiracy.
 
2018-11-09 09:56:31 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:56:53 AM  
Do not let the republicans in Florida brow beat you again, democrats. Count every vote.
 
2018-11-09 09:57:04 AM  
I knew Clinton Tyree.  Clinton Tyree was a friend of mine.  You, governor, are no Clinton Tyree
 
2018-11-09 09:57:18 AM  

Dr Dreidel: parasol: So far, despite Scott's bleating, there is no evidence of fraud.

Broward County, however, deserves a good smack to the back of the head with all of their "Gosh, we've just been so damned busy with all these votes coming in!" pearl clutching.

You. Must. Count. Better. And. Faster.

Why are Broward and Palm Beach so bad at counting votes? EVERY FARKING ELECTION, they remind us they can't even count their ass cheeks, and they seemingly refuse to fix it so it doesn't happen the next time.

// alternatively: how are old people so farking bad at voting?


The average age of the Broward County BoE is 145.
 
2018-11-09 09:57:53 AM  

eiger: Dead for Tax Reasons: someone sounds scared

He should be. He's likely going to lose in the end unless the courts come in and pull some bullshiat.


You mean like SCOTUS did for Bush in 2000?
 
2018-11-09 09:58:11 AM  
Ah, projection at its finest
 
2018-11-09 09:58:23 AM  
Preventing free and fair elections is bad for everyone, including Republicans. If Republicans deny fair elections then people will still be angry at them. They just won't use voting to express their anger.
 
2018-11-09 09:58:31 AM  
According to Scott: "The people of Florida deserve fairness and transparency,"

Ok, so please GTFO. Thanks.
 
2018-11-09 09:59:23 AM  
If he thinks the county is just inventing ballots until they reach the conclusion they want, then he should support a full, manual recount.
 
2018-11-09 10:00:12 AM  
farking Florida
farking Broward
Seriously you guys

/lived in Broward for 32 years almost to the day
//not surprised in the least
///SRSLY
 
2018-11-09 10:00:20 AM  
what's this pasty sausage party?

MessyDwarf:
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2018-11-09 10:00:24 AM  
Oh STFU and eat a bag of flaming dicks you infantile c*nt.
 
2018-11-09 10:01:14 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Republicans may be the single greatest threat to democracy in the West.


Da.  Comrade NeedlylesslyCanadian speak truth.
 
2018-11-09 10:01:21 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: farking Florida
farking Broward
Seriously you guys

/lived in Broward for 32 years almost to the day
//not surprised in the least
///SRSLY


actually pretty low key for Broward

/key
//get it?
///sry
 
2018-11-09 10:01:32 AM  
He should get some credit for avoiding the "n" word in that tirade.
 
2018-11-09 10:02:18 AM  

parasol: So far, despite Scott's bleating, there is no evidence of fraud.

Broward County, however, deserves a good smack to the back of the head with all of their "Gosh, we've just been so damned busy with all these votes coming in!" pearl clutching.

You. Must. Count. Better. And. Faster.


The real fun part is going to be when they find a box of votes from 2000 they overlooked in the process.
 
2018-11-09 10:02:22 AM  

imbrial: what's this pasty sausage party?

MessyDwarf: pixel.nymag.com image 400x400


Brooks Brothers Riot
 
2018-11-09 10:02:23 AM  

Armchair_Invective: eiger: Dead for Tax Reasons: someone sounds scared

He should be. He's likely going to lose in the end unless the courts come in and pull some bullshiat.

You mean like SCOTUS did for Bush in 2000?


Costarring Katherine Harris
 
2018-11-09 10:03:35 AM  
Gee, removing more people from the voters' registration results in more provisional ballots, which take longer to count, because of notification requirements.

Who knew?
 
2018-11-09 10:03:55 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Scott accused election officials in Broward and Palm Beach counties, two Democratic strongholds, of "rampant fraud" in a vote counting process that has continued two days after the election and sharply narrowed GOP leads in statewide races, even flipping the state agriculture commission race from a Republican to Democratic lead of more than 2,000 votes on Thursday.

Or... maybe voters are just fed up with Republican bullsh*t. That's possible, too.


Well, of course he knows that there is rampant vote tampering, because he's still got the receipts...
 
2018-11-09 10:03:55 AM  
We are now in a position where these things are partisan.
1) Registering people to vote.
2) Mobilizing voters.
3) Having adequate polling locations.
4) Counting all the votes that were cast.

You know, I might just be a lily livered communist egghead, but these mother farkers are fascist as...

*Inhale*....

farkKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
 
2018-11-09 10:04:08 AM  

MattytheMouse: Am I missing something here. . .? Has he specified exactly how 'those liberals' are unethical, or in what way they're conducting fraud. . .? Or are we at the point where simply counting votes is fraud as far as a Republican is concerned?


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2018-11-09 10:04:50 AM  
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