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(Phys Org2)   "New Tesla chairwoman's biggest challenge is controlling Musk." You submitted this with a more patchouli headline   ( phys.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, Denholm, Board of directors, Tesla, Musk, Tesla board member, Corporate governance, Stock, Elon Musk  
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2018-11-09 09:57:55 AM  
 
2018-11-09 10:06:29 AM  
So she's basically Pepper Potts.
 
2018-11-09 10:12:19 AM  
Musth
 
2018-11-09 10:13:01 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:16:07 AM  

cgraves67: So she's basically Pepper Potts.


She's basically any professional woman who isn't listened to by her male colleagues.

And then blamed for their misbehavior, like she's his mom.
 
2018-11-09 10:38:31 AM  
has she considered shock collars and clicker training
 
2018-11-09 10:51:23 AM  
Damn this troublesome Musk problem, always acting up and making headlines.
 
2018-11-09 10:58:29 AM  
She will keep him coiled up behind bolts of electricity in a resonant transformer circuit?
 
2018-11-09 11:09:40 AM  
Would it really be that hard? He just needs something to occupy his mind. You could introduce him to the concept of the Polywell reactor. That ought to keep him busy for awhile.
 
2018-11-09 11:17:34 AM  
"What makes a muskrat guard its musk?  Courage."

The Cowardly Lion
 
2018-11-09 11:34:16 AM  
Well, I hear there's a cave where they could stash him :P
 
2018-11-09 11:34:25 AM  
Should take the opportunity to rebrand. I think Denholm Industries has a nice ring to it.
 
2018-11-09 11:37:52 AM  
Shotwell seems to do a pretty good job of it at SpaceX.  There was an amusing story of her flying to SA before the first F9Heavy launch to talk to the folks who were thinking about launching Arabsat on one. Musk was busy saying it had a 50% chance to go BOOOM and she was having to convince them that SpaceX actually knew what they were doing and that it wasn't going to go boom.
 
2018-11-09 11:44:01 AM  
To hell with musk. Fougère scents are for real men.

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Smell like fragrant wood and citrus and some guy named Sal with full sleeves of Navy tats trimming your neck hairs with a straight razor while he talks about his grandkids and the game plays on a black-and-white TV in the corner and the next customer skims through a Playboy from 1978.
 
2018-11-09 11:45:26 AM  

Esc7: cgraves67: So she's basically Pepper Potts.

She's basically any professional woman who isn't listened to by her male colleagues.

And then blamed for their misbehavior, like she's his mom.


I thought it was Gwynne Shotwell. There was an article on her a while back. The article made it sound as though she was both brilliant and adaptable in her own right, but of course... Only mildly famous because of her relationship with Elon Musk.

Slowly we're progressing. Hopefully. Maybe.
 
2018-11-09 11:58:05 AM  
In the age of "social" media he isn't so bad.
 
2018-11-09 12:20:36 PM  
...based on a bunch of insider information, interviews with people at Tesla, first-hand knowledge of the inner workings of Tesla or seeing a couple of Elon's tweets and thinkin about it some?
 
2018-11-09 01:21:28 PM  
Meanwhile Christian von Koenigsegg just goes about his business, making amazing cars without being the world's biggest d-bag.

See, Elon?  It can actually be done.  Give it a whirl sometime.
 
2018-11-09 01:42:51 PM  

loonatic112358: has she considered shock collars and clicker training


He's dating a batshiat crazy goth chick (redundant statement, I know)... You think that shiat isn't already in regular rotation in the bedroom, or Batcave, or Fortress of Muskitude or wherever it is they hang out?
 
2018-11-09 02:29:48 PM  

moike: Fortress of Muskitude


Snert.  Well played, sir.  Well played indeed.
 
2018-11-09 03:03:08 PM  
Really? It has to be me?

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This is now a Patche thread.
 
2018-11-09 04:17:01 PM  

MoriartyLives: Meanwhile Christian von Koenigsegg just goes about his business, making amazing cars without being the world's biggest d-bag.

See, Elon?  It can actually be done.  Give it a whirl sometime.


I wasn't aware people were able to buy a Koenigsegg online in most of the world and have it delivered for non-super-villain prices in a few weeks to a few months.

Running big companies brings about attention. And some can't handle that.
 
2018-11-09 07:10:03 PM  

moike: loonatic112358: has she considered shock collars and clicker training

He's dating a batshiat crazy goth chick (redundant statement, I know)... You think that shiat isn't already in regular rotation in the bedroom, or Batcave, or Fortress of Muskitude or wherever it is they hang out?


No, because as much as she's dressing to whatever that doesn't mean squat to how she is in the bedroom

Though ifI be surprised if he didn't like to be the subordinate in that relationship if that's how it is
 
2018-11-10 12:22:59 AM  

moike: loonatic112358: has she considered shock collars and clicker training

He's dating a batshiat crazy goth chick (redundant statement, I know)... You think that shiat isn't already in regular rotation in the bedroom, or Batcave, or Fortress of Muskitude or wherever it is they hang out?


Oh she's left the picture long ago.
 
2018-11-10 02:01:55 AM  

houstondragon: Well, I hear there's a cave where they could stash him :P


He's got a submarine for his escape.
 
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