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(WTVR)   News: Moms brawl at school bus stop. Fark: Florida Mom airlifted after being slashed with broken coffee mug   ( wtvr.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Parent, Cruz, Tiffani Cruz, Public transport, coffee mug, broken coffee mug, bus stop, Mother  
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5185 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2018 at 10:05 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-09 09:54:21 AM  
Was this at a baseball diamond where one of them coaches Little League about a mile from her house? Around two-thirty in the morning and were they dressed all in black? Their hair in black stockings?
 
2018-11-09 09:57:45 AM  
Descendents - Coffee Mug
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2018-11-09 09:59:02 AM  
People don't realize that ceramics can make pretty sharp cutting tools.  I made a rather large and effective spear point from a broken Pfaltzgraff plate once.
 
2018-11-09 10:06:18 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:07:21 AM  
Florida Man seen masturbating furiously.
 
2018-11-09 10:07:35 AM  

dittybopper: People don't realize that ceramics can make pretty sharp cutting tools.  I made a rather large and effective spear point from a broken Pfaltzgraff plate once.


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2018-11-09 10:07:48 AM  
Geez Subby, no spoilers from Bad Moms 3!
 
2018-11-09 10:07:48 AM  
A brawl between two moms at a school bus stop landed both in the hospital. Both moms used a broken coffee mug as a weapon.

That is one deadly mug.
 
2018-11-09 10:07:50 AM  
What fighting moms might look like sans coffee mug:

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2018-11-09 10:08:10 AM  
No mug shots?
 
2018-11-09 10:08:29 AM  
Try the decaff
 
2018-11-09 10:08:51 AM  

guestguy: dittybopper: People don't realize that ceramics can make pretty sharp cutting tools.  I made a rather large and effective spear point from a broken Pfaltzgraff plate once.

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He had to slice up his hamm radio for Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2018-11-09 10:09:00 AM  
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"Good going Mom!  Put her in a headlock now!"
 
2018-11-09 10:09:32 AM  

Schmerd1948: No mug shots?


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2018-11-09 10:10:19 AM  
Florida man must be so proud of his wife.
 
2018-11-09 10:10:47 AM  
"My heart was racing!" said Eithan Cruz, who is of no relation to Tiffani Cruz

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2018-11-09 10:10:54 AM  

foo monkey: guestguy: dittybopper: People don't realize that ceramics can make pretty sharp cutting tools.  I made a rather large and effective spear point from a broken Pfaltzgraff plate once.

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He had to slice up his hamm radio for Thanksgiving dinner.


Ha!
 
2018-11-09 10:11:04 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:12:51 AM  
This scene was not in my copy of Milf Fights 3: The Bras Are Off....
 
2018-11-09 10:13:38 AM  
no reason it should have happened. We're adults

No, you're not. Real adults don't act like middle school girls
 
2018-11-09 10:14:19 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:16:24 AM  
They come at you with a Big Gup cup, you come at them with a coffee mug. Its the Florida way.
 
2018-11-09 10:16:42 AM  
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I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.
 
2018-11-09 10:16:52 AM  
He should have led with "My dad can kick you dad's ass."  But he jumped kid protocol and went to Mom bypassing Older Brother (if applicable).
 
2018-11-09 10:17:50 AM  
No name of the other mom or report on whether she is still alive. No word on police actions or charges filed on either of them. Hell it's not really clear who which got airlifted.

But there is a confusing inclusion of an interview with a child with the same last name who is unrelated to the stabber? Stabee? Who the hell can tell through that flavorless word salad of an article?
 
2018-11-09 10:18:14 AM  
Apparently the fight started with an argument over parenting.  Hard to see why.
 
2018-11-09 10:19:15 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: He should have led with "My dad can kick you dad's ass."  But he jumped kid protocol and went to Mom bypassing Older Brother (if applicable).


Which is the neighborhood equivalent of going straight to the fearsome Triple Dog Dare.
 
2018-11-09 10:20:27 AM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
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I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.


Thats stereotyping, I would have gone with 3rd string at a low rent strip joint.
 
2018-11-09 10:21:12 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 768x431]

I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.


Nothing screams redneck like a deer heart tattoo, except one made with confederate flags.
 
2018-11-09 10:21:48 AM  
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"Damn fine slashing.  Damn fine!"
 
2018-11-09 10:22:00 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.


Well, if asked cold. I'd guess biker bar or tattoo parlor.
 
2018-11-09 10:26:36 AM  

drayno76: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 768x431]

I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.

Nothing screams redneck like a deer heart tattoo, except one made with confederate flags.


The tat over her left boobie looks like a penis with a ribbon on it .  Jus' sayin...

/I know it's not, it's part of another tattoo
//doesn't inspire confidence in her life choices
///slashies for slashes
 
2018-11-09 10:29:00 AM  

dittybopper: People don't realize that ceramics can make pretty sharp cutting tools.  I made a rather large and effective spear point from a broken Pfaltzgraff plate once.


Good ol' thunderchert.
 
2018-11-09 10:29:43 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:29:52 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: He should have led with "My dad can kick you dad's ass."  But he jumped kid protocol and went to Mom bypassing Older Brother (if applicable).


The old "triple dog dare you" breech of protocol?
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2018-11-09 10:33:21 AM  
Let me guess: they're hanging out at the bus stop to keep their kids safe from dangerous nutjobs.
 
2018-11-09 10:33:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 768x431]

I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.


Still would.
 
2018-11-09 10:34:38 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: doesn't inspire confidence in her life choices


I dunno, I kinda like that shirt she's wearing.

/sucker for a nice camisole
 
2018-11-09 10:38:59 AM  

steklo: Satan's Bunny Slippers: doesn't inspire confidence in her life choices

I dunno, I kinda like that shirt she's wearing.

/sucker for a nice camisole


That's more of a 'beater.
 
2018-11-09 10:39:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 768x431]

I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.


Surprisingly, she actually sounds articulate and not dumb in the interview.
 
2018-11-09 10:40:22 AM  

Nurglitch: That's more of a 'beater.


Ok, that works too.
 
2018-11-09 10:46:10 AM  

BigNumber12: "My heart was racing!" said Eithan Cruz, who is of no relation to Tiffani Cruz

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Looks like she was Cruz-in' for a Bruisin'

But, any relation to TED?
 
2018-11-09 10:46:39 AM  
Today's theme song...

Loretta Lynn - Fist City
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2018-11-09 10:47:45 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Looks like she was Cruz-in' for a Bruisin'


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2018-11-09 10:48:23 AM  

jso2897: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I would have never guessed that this woman would be involved in some sort of altercation at a bus stop.

Well, if asked cold. I'd guess biker bar or tattoo parlor.


Strip club near the town I lived several years back had a tattoo parlor in it as well. If they had just thrown in a wedding chapel, someone could have checked off all the poor life choices at once.
 
2018-11-09 10:49:08 AM  
And that day one of them became a helicopter parent.
 
2018-11-09 10:50:01 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: BigNumber12: "My heart was racing!" said Eithan Cruz, who is of no relation to Tiffani Cruz

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Looks like she was Cruz-in' for a Bruisin'

But, any relation to TED?


We're gonna need some more bus stop moms, I guess
 
2018-11-09 10:54:30 AM  
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Approves!
 
2018-11-09 11:06:36 AM  
Is it too early to talk about mug control?
 
2018-11-09 11:07:55 AM  

grokca: Is it too early to talk about mug control?


Nah, it's 11:07 AM, we can talk about it now.
 
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