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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Bad: You're attacked by a deer. Worse: Your buddy just stands there and films it to put on Facebook. "He got the best of me"   ( kfor.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Hurst, Deer, Elk, deer, Antler, Thought, Reindeer, Oklahoma  
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7222 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2018 at 9:05 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-09 09:01:14 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:08:01 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:10:21 AM  
Deer beats the S**T out of a hunter!!! Haha - Deer 1 / Hunter 0
Youtube XjBVg0oNgVk
 
2018-11-09 09:11:16 AM  
Per the wiki it seems there were 4 episodes of When Animals Attack! back in the day. The internet makes a show like this rather irrevellent these day but it would be really cheap to make.
 
2018-11-09 09:15:25 AM  
I like how the guy at first was like, "He gets closer and closer and we're thinking, 'Well, we might feed him or something,'".

Then at the end of the video he says maybe the deer had some human contact because he wasn't afraid of them.


Hopefully the guy learned a lesson.
 
2018-11-09 09:18:24 AM  
What a vicious attack

That video should have a graphic warning, sheesh
 
2018-11-09 09:18:25 AM  
"...In rut right now..."
[cut to blonde beauty]
 
2018-11-09 09:20:14 AM  

priapic_abandon2: [YouTube video: Deer beats the S**T out of a hunter!!! Haha - Deer 1 / Hunter 0]


Who was taking that video?  JFC the guy's getting his face curbed stomped by a 150lb deer and the camera guy doesn't think to help?

I mean, thanks for the awesome footage and all but hopefully that dude wasn't your friend
 
2018-11-09 09:22:01 AM  
I think that buck knew that dude wasn't there for the hunting.
 
2018-11-09 09:24:16 AM  

Yellow Beard: I think that buck knew that dude wasn't there for the hunting.


Dammit.  That's my second favorite joke.  This round to you.

/Y'arr, it be driven me nuts.
 
2018-11-09 09:24:28 AM  
The deer had just lost a fight with a larger buck and was feeling insignificant. Depressed. He was driven to prove his virility while the does watched from the woods. Their hushed bleats and shocked faces betrayed what they were all thinking...."there's no way an idiot like that will be my baby daddy."
 
2018-11-09 09:24:53 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:27:45 AM  
I got a 30-06 for that buck
No news, no press & no luck so far this year.
 
2018-11-09 09:27:47 AM  
Bambulance - 911 Call Man vs Deer (uncensored)
Youtube Ty6JPyr2XZ0


Bad language warning
 
2018-11-09 09:29:24 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:30:22 AM  
There are ways to get revenge:

D'Oh Re Mi
Youtube zPrI8db74kA
 
2018-11-09 09:35:27 AM  
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2018-11-09 09:37:07 AM  
I was far less impressed seeing the pastor's injuries there. He got a scratch on his right hand and a very shallow puncture wound.

Anyone who's tried to give a cat a bath has had far worse.
 
2018-11-09 09:37:28 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: [Youtube Ty6JPyr2XZ0 image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ty6JPyr2​XZ0]

Bad language warning


Thanks for posting that. I've been looking for that for some time now.
 
2018-11-09 09:40:20 AM  

elvisaintdead: [img.fark.net image 480x480]


"Not my kid, LOL."
Seriously though, they were probably filming and the camel made his move.
That picture is probably a still.

/still don't let kids that close with animals that big
//don't let kids charge animals, even if domesticated
///saw a kid's shin broken straight through when he ran towards a pony (coming from the rear). Actually administered first aid and took the kid to the hospital with the stable owner, my friend.
 
2018-11-09 09:42:10 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Yellow Beard: I think that buck knew that dude wasn't there for the hunting.

Dammit.  That's my second favorite joke.  This round to you.

/Y'arr, it be driven me nuts.


Ah....   My favorite Pirate joke
 
2018-11-09 09:42:29 AM  

Odoriferous Queef: Zeb Hesselgresser: [Youtube Ty6JPyr2XZ0 image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ty6JPyr2​XZ0]

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Thanks for posting that. I've been looking for that for some time now.


Is that older than the internet?
 
2018-11-09 09:42:34 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I was far less impressed seeing the pastor's injuries there. He got a scratch on his right hand and a very shallow puncture wound.

Anyone who's tried to give a cat a bath has had far worse.


How do you get the fur off your tongue?
 
2018-11-09 09:43:54 AM  
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BREAKING NEWS.  REPORTER MAKES MAN'S PANTS FEEL FUNNY//
 
2018-11-09 09:45:39 AM  
Who gets the deer?   Him or the dog?
 
2018-11-09 09:50:33 AM  
Rules are rules, that man's wife now belongs to the deer.
 
2018-11-09 09:52:32 AM  

kona: [thelostogle.com image 580x435]

BREAKING NEWS.  REPORTER MAKES MAN'S PANTS FEEL FUNNY//


Heck, you may have a good shot at getting a date with her. I mean, look at the kinds of dudes that live nearby. So long as you don't habitually pick a fight with wild forest creatures, you might do okay.
 
2018-11-09 09:54:58 AM  
Deer that just stood in the middle of the highway for 10 min.
Semis passed to the left of him and he did not flinch
Either balls of steel or suicidal
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2018-11-09 10:02:05 AM  
Cornelius Snarlington approves.

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2018-11-09 10:09:23 AM  
It also happened here ( 20-30 miles above NYC ) -

https://yorktown.dailyvoice.com/polic​e​-fire/deer-attack-parking-enforcement-​officer-injured-by-buck-in-cortlandt/7​44316/

Much more serious injuries though.  Punctured lung and broken pelvis.
 
2018-11-09 10:11:33 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Odoriferous Queef: Zeb Hesselgresser: [Youtube Ty6JPyr2XZ0 image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ty6JPyr2​XZ0]

Bad language warning

Thanks for posting that. I've been looking for that for some time now.

Is that older than the internet?


Damn near. When I first heard it it was on a cassette taped off a radio station.
 
2018-11-09 10:11:56 AM  
 
2018-11-09 10:12:52 AM  
in the deer 2nite
Youtube 2ft954vXPa4

Sigh.... So...TIL that a link isn't a video...
 
2018-11-09 10:16:04 AM  

DaveNukem: priapic_abandon2: [YouTube video: Deer beats the S**T out of a hunter!!! Haha - Deer 1 / Hunter 0]

Who was taking that video?  JFC the guy's getting his face curbed stomped by a 150lb deer and the camera guy doesn't think to help?

I mean, thanks for the awesome footage and all but hopefully that dude wasn't your friend


man holding big branch/possible weapon...anyone got any beers?
 
2018-11-09 10:21:44 AM  
it was looking for a tasty rifle. deer learn young rifles are yum.
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chronic wasting disease...CUTE
 
2018-11-09 10:27:10 AM  
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are a dollar sixty-nine, while deer nuts are under a buck.
 
2018-11-09 10:31:38 AM  

McGrits: Per the wiki it seems there were 4 episodes of When Animals Attack! back in the day. The internet makes a show like this rather irrevellent these day but it would be really cheap to make.


I remember going to the video store and renting those "faces of death", I think it was, movies. One that still sticks with me was this dumbass hand feeding a grizzly bear out of a bag of bread. He runs out of bread and just tells this thousand pound grizzly "sorry Mr bear, I'm all out of food". To which the grizzly replies by breaking his neck and then jumping on his head til his head explodes and eats his brain like spaghetti. *shudder* all while his wife and family are filming it from a station wagon about 10' away. Don't think I watched another one after that.
 
2018-11-09 10:36:15 AM  
My backyard this morning. They're used to seeing humans move around inside but if they so much as hear the sliding glass door unlock, they bolt.

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2018-11-09 10:38:23 AM  
Deer kill more people in the U.S. than any other animal. link
 
2018-11-09 11:19:02 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I was far less impressed seeing the pastor's injuries there. He got a scratch on his right hand and a very shallow puncture wound.

Anyone who's tried to give a cat a bath has had far worse.


Giving a cat a bath? What are you, suicidal?
 
2018-11-09 11:40:02 AM  
deer licking hunter
Youtube v_m5kJYiyoE
couldn't find the one of the cow getting friendly with a hunter in his tree stand but came across this one
 
2018-11-09 11:46:03 AM  
I receive worse injuries when I'm holding my cat and someone rings the doorbell.
 
2018-11-09 12:08:12 PM  

I_AM_SRC: I receive worse injuries when I'm holding my cat and someone rings the doorbell.


Profile pic checks out.
 
2018-11-09 12:12:53 PM  
HAHA you got your ass kicked by Bambi.
 
2018-11-09 12:13:44 PM  

edmo: My backyard this morning. They're used to seeing humans move around inside but if they so much as hear the sliding glass door unlock, they bolt.

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And just now this guy:

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2018-11-09 01:10:30 PM  

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Imagining that the hunter is Ted Nugent is satisfying.
 
2018-11-09 01:13:30 PM  

DaveNukem: priapic_abandon2: [YouTube video: Deer beats the S**T out of a hunter!!! Haha - Deer 1 / Hunter 0]

Who was taking that video?  JFC the guy's getting his face curbed stomped by a 150lb deer and the camera guy doesn't think to help?

I mean, thanks for the awesome footage and all but hopefully that dude wasn't your friend


And the other guy with the big stick, WTF you could at least poke at it...
 
2018-11-09 01:54:59 PM  

Oztemprom: Imagining that the hunter is Ted Nugent is satisfying.


I don't think one attack on Ted would balance anything out.  Unless it was lethal.

/Ted fan, he is just way angrier than he needs to be
 
2018-11-09 02:02:52 PM  
Casual friend will jump in and help.  Buddy will film and share.  Buddy will also be the Best Man at wedding, and plays the video during the reception.  Buddy will play video again for your son on hunting trip.
 
2018-11-09 03:05:18 PM  
Oh can't you see.....you got the best of me....OH CAN'T YOU SEE.....
 
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