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2018-11-09 12:15:41 AM  
Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?
 
2018-11-09 01:15:20 AM  
portable toilet thieves?
 
2018-11-09 01:19:14 AM  
I'm guessing Lutherans
 
2018-11-09 02:14:10 AM  
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
 
2018-11-09 02:52:13 AM  
If they didn't want me to steal them they shouldn't have made them portable.
 
2018-11-09 04:07:49 AM  
Ah, those thieves are now on the runs
 
2018-11-09 05:36:30 AM  
People who are going places.
 
2018-11-09 05:59:44 AM  
The police?
Now they have nothing to go on.
 
2018-11-09 06:09:20 AM  
Rival portable toilet companies?
 
2018-11-09 07:32:18 AM  
These guys?

Hell - Clown Core
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/will never tire of posting this.
 
2018-11-09 07:34:43 AM  
*looks around nervously*
 
2018-11-09 07:45:44 AM  
People with really bad diarrhea?
 
2018-11-09 07:46:41 AM  
Someone stole your portable toilet?

That's a wicked pissa
 
2018-11-09 07:48:39 AM  
*Points at Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
 
2018-11-09 07:49:11 AM  
If you think the postings here are bad.....

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2018-11-09 07:49:53 AM  

gilatrout: *Points at Angry Drunk Bureaucrat


I was young, and "Porta John" was worth, like, 1000 points in the Scavenger Hunt.
 
2018-11-09 07:56:33 AM  

harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.


You said Republicans twice.
 
2018-11-09 08:00:07 AM  
The fact they lost their jobs seems shiaty to me.
 
2018-11-09 08:02:34 AM  
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They're plastic, right?  This guy said I should get in to plastics.  No better way to get in to plastics then to get in to a big plastic box.  Now I have a 100 room, 100 bathroom house.
 
2018-11-09 08:05:08 AM  

wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?


The Doctor thats who
camouflage  circuit went of the fritz with the TARDIS
 
2018-11-09 08:10:39 AM  

TheGogmagog: harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

You said Republicans twice.


But didn't mention Germans one...
 
2018-11-09 08:11:23 AM  
It sounds like their get up and go got up and went.
 
2018-11-09 08:12:24 AM  
sounds like a fake story diverting attention "explaining" something. Probably there were no toilets to begin with except "virtual" inventory in cooked books "enron" or "wells fargo" style. Probably even those two culprits are fake identities issued by hawaiian region of brexit mountains.
 
2018-11-09 08:13:46 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: TheGogmagog: harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

You said Republicans twice.

But didn't mention Germans one...


But do you know out of your list who had the most to gain? You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

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2018-11-09 08:13:57 AM  
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2018-11-09 08:20:42 AM  
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2018-11-09 08:24:58 AM  

wax_on: Rival portable toilet companies?


You're the closet to what actually happened.  10 internet points or somesuch.
 
2018-11-09 08:26:37 AM  

fusillade762: If they didn't want me to steal them they shouldn't have made them portable.


They're made to wander.
 
2018-11-09 08:48:22 AM  

wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?


Preppers.
 
2018-11-09 09:02:23 AM  
If caught the thief is to be charged with Potty Larceny...
 
2018-11-09 09:42:37 AM  

Evil Mackerel: wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?

Preppers.


Jackass cast members?
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2018-11-09 09:45:13 AM  
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Funny...they don't look German.
 
2018-11-09 09:45:16 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:07:38 AM  
If it can be sold then someone will steal it.
 
2018-11-09 10:10:56 AM  
Turdburglars.
 
2018-11-09 10:11:05 AM  
Turd burglars
 
2018-11-09 10:15:54 AM  
Turd Ferguson

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2018-11-09 10:25:22 AM  
shiat if I know.  Who posts this crap anyway?
 
2018-11-09 10:29:59 AM  
Around here they steal them. Empty and pressure wash. Cut windows in them and paint them. Use them as shooting houses on hunting land
 
2018-11-09 10:34:13 AM  

thrillbilly1967: Around here they steal them. Empty and pressure wash. Cut windows in them and paint them. Use them as shooting houses on hunting land


I've never seen one whilest out hunting the elusive "Bucky". Could always use a sit-down in the woods.
 
2018-11-09 11:27:08 AM  
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2018-11-09 11:30:58 AM  
There's always money in the poop stand.
 
2018-11-09 11:43:05 AM  
Hey Smits, where do you think politicians get their political promises?
 
2018-11-09 12:20:55 PM  
Were they full?
 
2018-11-09 02:15:31 PM  

elgrancerdo: Evil Mackerel: wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?

Preppers.

Jackass cast members?
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Hell's Bells, that's just- I actually shuddered and almost said aloud "No, Steve-O! Close your mouth! Plug your nose!"

How that man is still alive is one of life's great mysteries.
 
2018-11-09 03:39:47 PM  
folks with shiat eating grins steal portable toilets.
 
2018-11-09 03:49:56 PM  
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Fun Fact: The US Federal Govt. contracted the Company DON'S JOHNS to provide sanitation for Trump's inauguration ceremony.  Trump ordered the logo on the toilets covered up because his little feelings would be hurt.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/port​a​ble-potty-name-dons-johns-not-quite-ri​ght-for-this-inauguration-day
 
2018-11-09 04:51:52 PM  
Slack-jawed yokels who have tried cardboard tubes as indoor plumbing and who want to return to the outdoor kind, only indoors if the hole in the wall is big enough.
 
2018-11-09 04:53:36 PM  
I see I did not do the first Simpsons reference in the thread. Good work, Resident Muslim. Subtile in a graphic way, where I went for indirect in a verbal way.
 
2018-11-09 07:40:40 PM  
A mobile squatter
 
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