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    More: Strange, portable toilets, Germany, 10-month suspended sentence, European Union, dpa news agency, Duesseldorf district court, waste disposal company, Netherlands  
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5 days ago  
Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?
 
5 days ago  
portable toilet thieves?
 
5 days ago  
I'm guessing Lutherans
 
5 days ago  
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
 
5 days ago  
If they didn't want me to steal them they shouldn't have made them portable.
 
5 days ago  
Ah, those thieves are now on the runs
 
5 days ago  
People who are going places.
 
5 days ago  
The police?
Now they have nothing to go on.
 
5 days ago  
Rival portable toilet companies?
 
5 days ago  
These guys?

Hell - Clown Core
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/will never tire of posting this.
 
5 days ago  
*looks around nervously*
 
5 days ago  
People with really bad diarrhea?
 
5 days ago  
Someone stole your portable toilet?

That's a wicked pissa
 
5 days ago  
*Points at Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
 
5 days ago  
If you think the postings here are bad.....

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5 days ago  

gilatrout: *Points at Angry Drunk Bureaucrat


I was young, and "Porta John" was worth, like, 1000 points in the Scavenger Hunt.
 
5 days ago  

harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.


You said Republicans twice.
 
5 days ago  
The fact they lost their jobs seems shiaty to me.
 
5 days ago  
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They're plastic, right?  This guy said I should get in to plastics.  No better way to get in to plastics then to get in to a big plastic box.  Now I have a 100 room, 100 bathroom house.
 
5 days ago  

wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?


The Doctor thats who
camouflage  circuit went of the fritz with the TARDIS
 
5 days ago  

TheGogmagog: harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

You said Republicans twice.


But didn't mention Germans one...
 
5 days ago  
It sounds like their get up and go got up and went.
 
5 days ago  
sounds like a fake story diverting attention "explaining" something. Probably there were no toilets to begin with except "virtual" inventory in cooked books "enron" or "wells fargo" style. Probably even those two culprits are fake identities issued by hawaiian region of brexit mountains.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Shabooboo: TheGogmagog: harleyquinnical: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

You said Republicans twice.

But didn't mention Germans one...


But do you know out of your list who had the most to gain? You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

wax_on: Rival portable toilet companies?


You're the closet to what actually happened.  10 internet points or somesuch.
 
5 days ago  

fusillade762: If they didn't want me to steal them they shouldn't have made them portable.


They're made to wander.
 
5 days ago  

wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?


Preppers.
 
5 days ago  
If caught the thief is to be charged with Potty Larceny...
 
5 days ago  

Evil Mackerel: wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?

Preppers.


Jackass cast members?
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5 days ago  
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Funny...they don't look German.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
If it can be sold then someone will steal it.
 
5 days ago  
Turdburglars.
 
5 days ago  
Turd burglars
 
5 days ago  
Turd Ferguson

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5 days ago  
shiat if I know.  Who posts this crap anyway?
 
5 days ago  
Around here they steal them. Empty and pressure wash. Cut windows in them and paint them. Use them as shooting houses on hunting land
 
5 days ago  

thrillbilly1967: Around here they steal them. Empty and pressure wash. Cut windows in them and paint them. Use them as shooting houses on hunting land


I've never seen one whilest out hunting the elusive "Bucky". Could always use a sit-down in the woods.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
There's always money in the poop stand.
 
5 days ago  
Hey Smits, where do you think politicians get their political promises?
 
5 days ago  
Were they full?
 
5 days ago  

elgrancerdo: Evil Mackerel: wejash: Fraternities?

Rotarians?

Freemasons?

The Illuminati?

Preppers.

Jackass cast members?
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Hell's Bells, that's just- I actually shuddered and almost said aloud "No, Steve-O! Close your mouth! Plug your nose!"

How that man is still alive is one of life's great mysteries.
 
4 days ago  
folks with shiat eating grins steal portable toilets.
 
4 days ago  
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Fun Fact: The US Federal Govt. contracted the Company DON'S JOHNS to provide sanitation for Trump's inauguration ceremony.  Trump ordered the logo on the toilets covered up because his little feelings would be hurt.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/port​a​ble-potty-name-dons-johns-not-quite-ri​ght-for-this-inauguration-day
 
4 days ago  
Slack-jawed yokels who have tried cardboard tubes as indoor plumbing and who want to return to the outdoor kind, only indoors if the hole in the wall is big enough.
 
4 days ago  
I see I did not do the first Simpsons reference in the thread. Good work, Resident Muslim. Subtile in a graphic way, where I went for indirect in a verbal way.
 
4 days ago  
A mobile squatter
 
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