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2018-11-08 10:05:39 PM  
My school!
 
2018-11-09 03:09:14 AM  
My stool!
 
2018-11-09 07:57:34 AM  
O'Doyle rules!
 
2018-11-09 07:58:59 AM  
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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2018-11-09 08:00:44 AM  
it's just another example of how lulzboat works related to that saying "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
In other words it's about don't ask don't tell if you don't want to be diagnosed. Entire medicine is weaponized and turned into weapons of mass destruction. It's the evil doctor WHO... Notice some obvious lulzboats sailing with red skull and crossed bones flags. In their list of most essential medicine there is not a single item related to dentistry.
 
2018-11-09 08:00:48 AM  
Later on as if by chance
prevented a stroke that was detected by my pants

/or something
 
2018-11-09 08:07:40 AM  
Congestive Stool Experience is my Sousaphone Quartet that does Jimi Hendrix covers..
 
2018-11-09 08:10:41 AM  

trumpai: it's just another example of how lulzboat works related to that saying "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
In other words it's about don't ask don't tell if you don't want to be diagnosed. Entire medicine is weaponized and turned into weapons of mass destruction. It's the evil doctor WHO... Notice some obvious lulzboats sailing with red skull and crossed bones flags. In their list of most essential medicine there is not a single item related to dentistry.


Well, you're no PocketNinja, but I applaud your tenacity.
 
2018-11-09 08:12:26 AM  
Poor Guy
This was in the news the other day. Article is in German but I Google Translated the first paragraph:
Man sitting dead on toilet in court: A 70-year-old witness has been found after three days dead in a toilet at the district court Kiel. As the cause of death, the authorities suspect a heart attack, as the "Kiel news report. The dead should have been found "in a sitting position".
 
2018-11-09 08:13:54 AM  
Can it fix my Asteroids?
 
2018-11-09 08:15:44 AM  
Nice headline Subs! As unpleasant as it is to think about, this quite an innovative toilet seat
 
2018-11-09 08:17:54 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: trumpai: it's just another example of how lulzboat works related to that saying "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
In other words it's about don't ask don't tell if you don't want to be diagnosed. Entire medicine is weaponized and turned into weapons of mass destruction. It's the evil doctor WHO... Notice some obvious lulzboats sailing with red skull and crossed bones flags. In their list of most essential medicine there is not a single item related to dentistry.

Well, you're no PocketNinja, but I applaud your tenacity.


do you think pocketninja is moniker about some special forces warrior who magically fits in a pocket or someone who has special skills to mine pockets by picking at them and pocket their contents?
 
2018-11-09 08:25:44 AM  
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2018-11-09 08:57:53 AM  
Subby gets a therewasanattempt.jpg.

Now I'm gonna be all broken hearted, tried to poop, but my pulse departed

would have matched the tempo better.
 
2018-11-09 09:10:50 AM  
It spends all that time analyzing your heart, but it doesn't even look twice at your poo?  What good is that?  I at least want a daily poo pic.
 
2018-11-09 09:13:51 AM  
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Hey, what's going on in this thread?
 
2018-11-09 09:20:11 AM  
Three years ago, I was diagnosed with congestive heart failure.  A day later, the doctor came into the room and said "Great news!  You've got pneumonia!"  That was great news because it explained the symptoms and is curable.
 
2018-11-09 09:22:49 AM  

rukie: My school!


Mine too!

/Go Tigers
 
2018-11-09 09:49:18 AM  

Pugdaddyk: Poor Guy
This was in the news the other day. Article is in German but I Google Translated the first paragraph:
Man sitting dead on toilet in court: A 70-year-old witness has been found after three days dead in a toilet at the district court Kiel. As the cause of death, the authorities suspect a heart attack, as the "Kiel news report. The dead should have been found "in a sitting position".


I've seen internet threads where EMT's are asked to contribute unusual stories from their work. There were a lot of people sharing stories like the one above. Apparently, it's pretty common.
 
2018-11-09 10:32:15 AM  
Isn't that just the shiats!?
 
2018-11-09 10:43:22 AM  

Dack48: rukie: My school!

Mine too!


mine too!
 
2018-11-09 12:23:46 PM  
"Thank you sonny boy!  You're a lifesaver!"
(too soon?)
 
2018-11-09 12:29:29 PM  
Up next is the prostate check toilet with the robotic hand in the bowl.
 
2018-11-09 12:34:13 PM  

Thrakkorzog: Up next is the prostate check toilet with the robotic hand in the bowl.


That the one that makes you cough those high pitched little coughs?
 
2018-11-09 12:51:06 PM  

Thrakkorzog: Up next is the prostate check toilet with the robotic hand in the bowl.


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2018-11-09 01:29:03 PM  
"Please flush twice, it is a long way to Albuquerque."
 
2018-11-09 01:41:07 PM  
I'm actually impressed..  I suggested this exact design idea about 8 years ago doing research a company that was making remote patient monitoring equipment.  They declined because they wanted more "Off the shelf" parts and went with a Bluetooth scale.  This had all sorts of problems on its own.  I'm really glad somebody else had the idea and ran with it.  As an inventor it is amazing how many ideas I had that were declined by my employers but got put forward by others.  Makes me feel smart and that isn't easy considering a lot of stupid shiat that I do.
 
2018-11-09 01:57:56 PM  

Skyrmion: Pugdaddyk: Poor Guy
This was in the news the other day. Article is in German but I Google Translated the first paragraph:
Man sitting dead on toilet in court: A 70-year-old witness has been found after three days dead in a toilet at the district court Kiel. As the cause of death, the authorities suspect a heart attack, as the "Kiel news report. The dead should have been found "in a sitting position".

I've seen internet threads where EMT's are asked to contribute unusual stories from their work. There were a lot of people sharing stories like the one above. Apparently, it's pretty common.


It is common. Sitting on a toilet to poop invokes valsalva maneuvers. With heart disease, these can be dangerous
 
2018-11-09 02:51:17 PM  
Sharting is a sign of superior intelligence.
 
2018-11-09 03:06:01 PM  
Comes with an anal probe as an accessory to get the heart rate up for scientific reasons, of course.
 
2018-11-09 03:31:10 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Can it fix my Asteroids?


yes but only if u move ur planets out of the way.
 
2018-11-09 03:35:38 PM  
my toilet seat detects shiatquakes.
 
2018-11-09 03:36:57 PM  
this technology will not work if u blow the lid off.
 
2018-11-09 04:38:47 PM  

trumpai: it's just another example of how lulzboat works related to that saying "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
In other words it's about don't ask don't tell if you don't want to be diagnosed. Entire medicine is weaponized and turned into weapons of mass destruction. It's the evil doctor WHO... Notice some obvious lulzboats sailing with red skull and crossed bones flags. In their list of most essential medicine there is not a single item related to dentistry.


Like the experimenters at the Veterans Administration that treat everything except what is wrong and doesn't fit into a box.
 
2018-11-09 04:47:15 PM  

Kirablue42: trumpai: it's just another example of how lulzboat works related to that saying "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
In other words it's about don't ask don't tell if you don't want to be diagnosed. Entire medicine is weaponized and turned into weapons of mass destruction. It's the evil doctor WHO... Notice some obvious lulzboats sailing with red skull and crossed bones flags. In their list of most essential medicine there is not a single item related to dentistry.

Like the experimenters at the Veterans Administration that treat everything except what is wrong and doesn't fit into a box.


don't be too harsh on them considering that most of their "education" about medicine is from watching all those medical soap operas. Same story here in lithuania and you don't need to go looking for "veterans" affairs. Any given person involved in any form of health care or medicine should be considered as military contractor from rebooted UNIT 731 including all those red handed gandhis, blood sucking mother teresas, snake oil gurus, etc.. notice lulzboat about expression "general hospital"? word general is also military rank. Another issue is word "medicine" itself - it contains word "medici". In other words they are closely related to other latin speaking crossers who also cross people.
 
2018-11-09 05:28:22 PM  
Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shiat but only farted
Now I sit cheeks a flexin'
Giving birth to another Texan
 
2018-11-09 08:14:37 PM  
South Henrietta Instutite of Technology.
 
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