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(SacBee)   Suspected gas leak at Catholic high school turns out to be, you guessed it, dead cats in formaldehyde   ( sacbee.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Roman Catholic Church, Capt. Keith Wade, National Cancer Institute, Sacramento, California, Natural gas, Oxygen, High School teachers, East Sacramento school  
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2018-11-08 06:10:55 PM  
11 votes:
Josie: "Hello and welcome to 'Dead Cats'! A hundred and nine recipes that you can do with your pussy!"

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2018-11-08 05:57:22 PM  
7 votes:
That's not some kind of euphemism for something to do with the nuns, is it?
2018-11-08 06:21:57 PM  
6 votes:
Sounds like some "Catholic High School Girls" might be in "Trouble".
2018-11-08 10:38:54 PM  
5 votes:
Christ, can't swing a dead cat in here without someone making a commotion.
2018-11-08 05:54:13 PM  
5 votes:

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: The rector was leaking gas from his rectum.


Damn near killed 'im.
2018-11-08 05:51:35 PM  
5 votes:
The rector was leaking gas from his rectum.
2018-11-08 07:56:37 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-11-08 06:25:11 PM  
4 votes:

cettin: I guessed Frank Stallone


If the answer isn't Frank Stallone, you're asking the wrong question.
2018-11-08 06:20:59 PM  
4 votes:
I guessed Frank Stallone
2018-11-08 06:11:02 PM  
4 votes:
Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.
2018-11-08 09:26:47 PM  
3 votes:

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.


That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.
2018-11-08 08:48:25 PM  
3 votes:
Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.
2018-11-08 07:32:49 PM  
3 votes:
I thought the priests might have finally pulled out of the altar boys.
2018-11-08 06:16:25 PM  
3 votes:
<------ free STEM cats?
2018-11-09 08:55:50 AM  
2 votes:

lake_huron: punkwrestler: lake_huron: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?

So by that measure we should get all the kids a prostitute and porn movies so they can see if they want to enter into that industry. How will they know if they aren't exposed to it?

Really? That false equivalency between one of the mainstays of biology education for hundreds of years, and porn?  That is the best argument you have against dissection?

I've been a physician for 18 years so I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. Your qualifications?


I've watched porn for a number of years.
2018-11-08 06:42:58 PM  
2 votes:
Catechism will never be the same.
2018-11-08 06:13:45 PM  
2 votes:
Still a notch better than the live ones in formaldehyde

//the splashing and hissing rounds really put it over the edge...
2018-11-08 09:44:22 PM  
1 vote:

Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.


You sound vegan.
2018-11-08 07:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
Came for Frank Stallone.
2018-11-08 07:33:27 PM  
1 vote:
Rule 34?
/runs
2018-11-08 06:35:46 PM  
1 vote:

BretMavrik: Sounds like some "Catholic High School Girls" might be in "Trouble".


Came for this...
2018-11-08 06:31:40 PM  
1 vote:

hashtag.acronym: sunderland56: Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.

they're really saving it for Jesus's second coming.


Jesus like his own sloppy seconds I guess.
2018-11-08 06:26:27 PM  
1 vote:

sunderland56: Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.


they're really saving it for Jesus's second coming.
2018-11-08 06:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.


I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.
2018-11-08 06:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
2018-11-08 06:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
The headline tells you all you want to know. Way to encourage readers to RTFA. Works perfect for Fark.
2018-11-08 05:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
That's always my first guess.
2018-11-08 04:53:28 PM  
1 vote:
Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.
 
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