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(SacBee)   Suspected gas leak at Catholic high school turns out to be, you guessed it, dead cats in formaldehyde   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 04:49:54 PM  
Right the first time!
 
2018-11-08 04:53:28 PM  
Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.
 
2018-11-08 05:51:35 PM  
The rector was leaking gas from his rectum.
 
2018-11-08 05:54:13 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: The rector was leaking gas from his rectum.


Damn near killed 'im.
 
TWX
2018-11-08 05:57:22 PM  
That's not some kind of euphemism for something to do with the nuns, is it?
 
2018-11-08 05:58:12 PM  
That's always my first guess.
 
2018-11-08 06:07:30 PM  
The headline tells you all you want to know. Way to encourage readers to RTFA. Works perfect for Fark.
 
2018-11-08 06:09:09 PM  
That's not really something I would have guessed right off, subby.
 
2018-11-08 06:10:55 PM  
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2018-11-08 06:11:02 PM  
Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.
 
2018-11-08 06:13:45 PM  
Still a notch better than the live ones in formaldehyde

//the splashing and hissing rounds really put it over the edge...
 
2018-11-08 06:14:28 PM  
 
2018-11-08 06:16:25 PM  
<------ free STEM cats?
 
2018-11-08 06:20:23 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.


I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.
 
2018-11-08 06:20:59 PM  
I guessed Frank Stallone
 
2018-11-08 06:21:57 PM  
Sounds like some "Catholic High School Girls" might be in "Trouble".
 
2018-11-08 06:25:11 PM  

cettin: I guessed Frank Stallone


If the answer isn't Frank Stallone, you're asking the wrong question.
 
2018-11-08 06:26:27 PM  

sunderland56: Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.


they're really saving it for Jesus's second coming.
 
2018-11-08 06:31:40 PM  

hashtag.acronym: sunderland56: Catholic girls school.... pussies in formaldehyde...... there's a joke in there somewhere.

they're really saving it for Jesus's second coming.


Jesus like his own sloppy seconds I guess.
 
2018-11-08 06:34:53 PM  

Northern: TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.

I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.


I am now (just recently) dating a woman I first met in Catholic High School, twenty years after we graduated (we were in the same grade, pervs). They are really amazing in bed.
 
2018-11-08 06:35:46 PM  

BretMavrik: Sounds like some "Catholic High School Girls" might be in "Trouble".


Came for this...
 
2018-11-08 06:42:58 PM  
Catechism will never be the same.
 
2018-11-08 06:59:20 PM  
If you've smelt that smell you don't forget that smell.
 
2018-11-08 07:02:58 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Dafuq? NSF...something
https://www.carolina.com/preserved-cat​s/formalin-preserved-cats/FAM_228000.p​r


Carolina Biological Supply has had some...issues...over the years about where all those animals come from and how they euthanize them. Likely they get many from area shelters, but I'm betting there aren't any strays running around in that town.
 
2018-11-08 07:20:10 PM  
It was probably the Shepherd's Pie.
 
2018-11-08 07:20:32 PM  
That's where I went to high school
/hated cat dissection day
/go troubies!
 
2018-11-08 07:32:49 PM  
I thought the priests might have finally pulled out of the altar boys.
 
2018-11-08 07:33:27 PM  
Rule 34?
/runs
 
2018-11-08 07:34:18 PM  
Came for Frank Stallone.
 
2018-11-08 07:39:04 PM  
(insert fart joke here).

/ tired
 
2018-11-08 07:56:37 PM  
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2018-11-08 08:15:16 PM  
So old nun smell?
 
2018-11-08 08:37:25 PM  
Some things never change!
 
2018-11-08 08:37:55 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Northern: TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.

I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.

I am now (just recently) dating a woman I first met in Catholic High School, twenty years after we graduated (we were in the same grade, pervs). They are really amazing in bed.


Heck yeah we are. A-maz-ing

Anyhoo, we dissected a crapload of things in my Catholic grade school and high school: fetal sharks, fetal pigs, fetal kittens, earthworms, frogs, starfish, and more. I will probably die as a direct result of being around so much formaldehyde during my tweens and teens.
 
2018-11-08 08:48:08 PM  
Miss5280:

Anyhoo, we dissected a crapload of things in my Catholic grade school and high school: fetal sharks, fetal pigs, fetal kittens, earthworms, frogs, starfish, and more. I will probably die as a direct result of being around so much formaldehyde during my tweens and teens.

I missed out of dissections. I opted out of biology in grade 9 (or was it ten). Here in Winnipeg, at the time, grades 9 through 10 were called Senior 1 - 4.
 
2018-11-08 08:48:25 PM  
Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.
 
2018-11-08 08:52:33 PM  

Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.


I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.
 
2018-11-08 09:26:47 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.


That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.
 
2018-11-08 09:44:22 PM  

Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.


You sound vegan.
 
2018-11-08 09:50:19 PM  

Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.


It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?
 
2018-11-08 09:56:49 PM  

Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.


Everything I learned by doing so many dissections was incredibly valuable to me and I couldn't have learned that on any kind of simulation. If I had children, I'd make sure they went to schools that had a science programs where they dissected in biology classes.
 
2018-11-08 10:38:54 PM  
Christ, can't swing a dead cat in here without someone making a commotion.
 
2018-11-09 12:43:46 AM  

Miss5280: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

Everything I learned by doing so many dissections was incredibly valuable to me and I couldn't have learned that on any kind of simulation. If I had children, I'd make sure they went to schools that had a science programs where they dissected in biology classes.


Jeffery Dahmer lives!
 
2018-11-09 12:45:50 AM  

lake_huron: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?


So by that measure we should get all the kids a prostitute and porn movies so they can see if they want to enter into that industry. How will they know if they aren't exposed to it?
 
2018-11-09 08:47:28 AM  

punkwrestler: lake_huron: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?

So by that measure we should get all the kids a prostitute and porn movies so they can see if they want to enter into that industry. How will they know if they aren't exposed to it?


Really? That false equivalency between one of the mainstays of biology education for hundreds of years, and porn?  That is the best argument you have against dissection?

I've been a physician for 18 years so I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. Your qualifications?
 
2018-11-09 08:55:03 AM  

Northern: TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.

I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.


I got out of Catholic school before dissection day so in public it was (in order:) sheep's eyeball, frog, fetal pig. One of my lab partners passed out for two of those.

/ I still maintain I did not intentionally squirt aqueous humor at him
// I did find it hilarious when she shrieked like a screaming goat
/// I'll give him a pass on the pig incident- they'd been brining in the formaldehyde a few days longer than recommended
 
2018-11-09 08:55:50 AM  

lake_huron: punkwrestler: lake_huron: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?

So by that measure we should get all the kids a prostitute and porn movies so they can see if they want to enter into that industry. How will they know if they aren't exposed to it?

Really? That false equivalency between one of the mainstays of biology education for hundreds of years, and porn?  That is the best argument you have against dissection?

I've been a physician for 18 years so I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. Your qualifications?


I've watched porn for a number of years.
 
2018-11-09 08:57:15 AM  

lake_huron: punkwrestler: lake_huron: Mock26: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Mock26: Farking monsters. Dissection is an outdated and barbaric practice that belongs on the trash heap.

I want to hear you say that after your first life saving procedure.

That is what medical cadavers are for. And if you want to push for dissecting animals for the sake of medicine then limit it to those who have already started down the road to a career in that area. Kids in school dissecting dead animals serves no practical purpose.

It really does give a different understanding of anatomy to actually see and feel the structures. Virtual anatomy is not the same. You don't understand how tightly packed and interconnected the structures are until you see them.

If it's anything below a mammal, doesn't bother me. The mammals should be used very judiciously.

They have gotten rid of dog lab for med school physiology. That was illustrative but probably not educational enough to sacrifice a dog.

Animals are property, and many of us eat them. If we use them, for whatever purpose, it should be worth the sacrifice.

How is a kid going to know if they're interested in the subject matter if they don't get exposed?

So by that measure we should get all the kids a prostitute and porn movies so they can see if they want to enter into that industry. How will they know if they aren't exposed to it?

Really? That false equivalency between one of the mainstays of biology education for hundreds of years, and porn?  That is the best argument you have against dissection?

I've been a physician for 18 years so I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. Your qualifications?


Also let's not forget the oldest profession is Prostitution! So if the kids want to go into the most traditional profession they will become prostitutes!
 
2018-11-09 09:15:40 AM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Northern: TheHighlandHowler: Science teacher here.  We all know what dissection day smells like.

I dissected dead cats in formaldehyde in catholic HS, so I am getting a kick.

I am now (just recently) dating a woman I first met in Catholic High School, twenty years after we graduated (we were in the same grade, pervs). They are really amazing in bed.


I married someone not of the faith, also great in bed.  This warrants additional research.  Not sure the wife will agree.
/all boys HS
 
2018-11-09 10:32:06 AM  
Northern:
I married someone not of the faith, also great in bed.  This warrants additional research.  Not sure the wife will agree.
/all boys HS


Neither of us are of the faith. We had catholic parents. We didn't buy into that non-sense.
 
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