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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-11-08 04:18:28 PM  
30 votes:
The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.
2018-11-08 05:04:06 PM  
16 votes:
I suggest we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. - Duck Soup
2018-11-08 05:38:40 PM  
12 votes:
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2018-11-08 05:07:43 PM  
7 votes:

ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.


Seaman's mans laughter. You left out the space.
2018-11-08 08:07:43 PM  
3 votes:

AckAckAck: TechCom: Ex-Texan: Not following safety procedures, using a "What are the odds"? approach to safety. I hope they find him guilty, assess the full penalties, and forbid him from operating boats of this type again, and hand the remainder of his debt to his descendants to be responsible for. There are serious penalties for trumping of this caliber.

Christ fark, does everything have to be tied to Trump? Hate him if you want all you like, he is not my favorite either. But I swear, folks like you who got shorted a chicken mcnugget would blame it on trump. You are becoming a caricature. You sound like a mirror image of a freezer nut.

I stubbed my toe going to get the mail, Drumph!!!

Calm down, Francis. He's not blaming trump. He's just using his name as a verb. Trumping: Mind boggling dangerous levels of stupid. Do you lose your mind every time someone uses the terms "postal" or "santorum"? English is a very fluid language, bro.


Stop Trumpsplaining things.
2018-11-08 07:40:38 PM  
3 votes:

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.

Sounds like: semen man's daughter.


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2018-11-08 07:03:36 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.


Well, as well all know Every Seaman is Sacred.
2018-11-08 06:53:32 PM  
2 votes:

Erik_Emune: Dadburns: I think they had a couple of "Captains", who probably had some additional credentials for on the water and several drivers. The Captains stayed at the ramp and when the boats drove up took over for the water operation. I know they had several of the Duck Boats and using this method would let them keep them all operating the tour part with (probably lesser-payed) drivers and just use the Captains on the water.

Sounds likely. A USCG master's license is not a trivial thing to acquire (720 sea days and most have a 4-year degree), so you'd not want to waste one just for driving a glorified bus. Legally, the driver can stay at the controls - the captain is present and in charge, he doesn't have to be involved in operating the craft at all. Sounds sweet, but the flip side of that is that he's legally responsible for judgment calls. There's no directive anywhere saying "You can legally sail this craft under these specific conditions", it's the captain's responsibility to apply his knowledge and expertise, every single time.

I know at least one person with a 1600 tons USCG master's license who only sails as First Mate, just because she doesn't care for having that ultimate responsibility.


A 1600 ton USCG master's license? I'll bet she doesn't carry that in her pants pocket.
2018-11-08 06:15:31 PM  
2 votes:
Did the duck tour in San Diego, San Francisco, and Seattle. It was a pretty fun way to see the cities. I don't know if I would try it in Branson motly because I can't imagine what would make me find myself in Branson.
2018-11-08 05:46:19 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.


I thought it was some extreme form of bukake.
2018-11-08 05:34:18 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.


Sounds like: semen man's daughter.
2018-11-08 05:18:19 PM  
2 votes:
Not following safety procedures, using a "What are the odds"? approach to safety. I hope they find him guilty, assess the full penalties, and forbid him from operating boats of this type again, and hand the remainder of his debt to his descendants to be responsible for. There are serious penalties for trumping of this caliber.
2018-11-09 04:29:32 AM  
1 vote:

mrmopar5287: jmr61: Hand debt to descendants? That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on here.

We already do it with student loans to a certain extent.


No, we don't. Also, that wouldn't make it any less stupid.
2018-11-08 07:55:16 PM  
1 vote:

TechCom: Ex-Texan: Not following safety procedures, using a "What are the odds"? approach to safety. I hope they find him guilty, assess the full penalties, and forbid him from operating boats of this type again, and hand the remainder of his debt to his descendants to be responsible for. There are serious penalties for trumping of this caliber.

Christ fark, does everything have to be tied to Trump? Hate him if you want all you like, he is not my favorite either. But I swear, folks like you who got shorted a chicken mcnugget would blame it on trump. You are becoming a caricature. You sound like a mirror image of a freezer nut.

I stubbed my toe going to get the mail, Drumph!!!


Calm down, Francis. He's not blaming trump. He's just using his name as a verb. Trumping: Mind boggling dangerous levels of stupid. Do you lose your mind every time someone uses the terms "postal" or "santorum"? English is a very fluid language, bro.
2018-11-08 06:24:17 PM  
1 vote:

felching pen: I suggest we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. - Duck Soup


10 or 11 years makes sense considering 7 8 9.
2018-11-08 06:19:39 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: The violations are colloquially known as "seaman's manslaughter"

Sounds like slang for masturbation.


YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS, HUH!
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2018-11-08 05:12:58 PM  
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