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(Orlando Sentinel)   Florida bans commercial greyhound racing by 2020. Just how fast DO those buses go anyway?   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, greyhound racing, Greyhound adoption, greyhound racing industry, commercial dog racing, Florida voters, largest greyhound protection, greyhound adoption groups, General Pam Bondi  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-11-08 04:21:38 PM  
23 votes:
No slower than 50, otherwise they explode.
2018-11-08 05:01:00 PM  
11 votes:
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2018-11-08 05:08:50 PM  
5 votes:

Vacation Bible School: The_Sponge: One of the most amusing things I witnessed this summer:

Old school buses doing a figure 8 race.....oh yes, there were crashes.  It was beautiful.

The announcer:

"For all you parents out there, these drivers will be taking your kids to school next week."

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School Bus Jumping over 20 Motorcycles
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2018-11-08 04:55:13 PM  
5 votes:

namegoeshere: All those dogs, though. And not just anyone can adopt them. They need to run. A lot. They need space to do that safely.

I hope this doesn't end with a whole lot of dogs being put down.


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2018-11-08 04:53:29 PM  
5 votes:
When a Fast and Furious sequel has drifting Greyhound buses, you can be certain the franchise is dead.
2018-11-08 04:51:35 PM  
5 votes:
Just think of them as little  horses.
2018-11-08 05:36:26 PM  
4 votes:
My husbanded texted me today "I want to get one of those greyhounds and name it Florida Man"
I told him it was only doable if the cat gets a gator costume.
2018-11-08 04:56:59 PM  
4 votes:
One of the most amusing things I witnessed this summer:

Old school buses doing a figure 8 race.....oh yes, there were crashes.  It was beautiful.

The announcer:

"For all you parents out there, these drivers will be taking your kids to school next week."
2018-11-08 04:56:42 PM  
4 votes:
Greyhound poochie thead!

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2018-11-08 04:58:52 PM  
3 votes:

The_Sponge: One of the most amusing things I witnessed this summer:

Old school buses doing a figure 8 race.....oh yes, there were crashes.  It was beautiful.

The announcer:

"For all you parents out there, these drivers will be taking your kids to school next week."


School Bus Figure 8 Race 5/24/14 Sportsdrome Speedway
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2018-11-08 06:51:41 PM  
2 votes:
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I have to do everything myself
2018-11-08 06:10:35 PM  
2 votes:
Obligatory:

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2018-11-08 04:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
Does that mean they have to edit it out of the Miami Vice intro?
2018-11-08 04:55:21 PM  
2 votes:
Greyhound racing is often tragic:

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2018-11-08 06:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
Not a Greyhound (now I'm suddenly thristy, but I digress...)
COOL BUS
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2018-11-08 05:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: All those dogs, though. And not just anyone can adopt them. They need to run. A lot.


Retired racing greyhounds are the laziest, soppiest dogs imaginable. Taxidermy only slightly reduces their level of activity. My brother has two, and generally refers to them as "the cushions".
2018-11-08 05:17:17 PM  
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2018-11-08 05:00:16 PM  
1 vote:
It is not the racing you need to be worried about; it is the decapitations.
2018-11-08 04:51:10 PM  
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