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(The Cut)   A bunch of Twitter users offered to donate their ribs to RBG, so The Cut asked some doctors if that would be possible. You might be surprised to learn that...no, it's not possible   ( thecut.com) divider line
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482 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Nov 2018 at 7:06 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-08 02:50:00 PM  
Just need a Go Fund for $6M.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic woman.
 
2018-11-08 03:11:27 PM  

snocone: Just need a Go Fund for $6M.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic woman.


Yep, that's what it cost...   42 years ago..  Inflation...  
I checked the parts store... That figure is more like $160,000,000, now.
 
2018-11-08 03:12:37 PM  
We have to find some way for RBG to live forever, maybe by putting her in suspended animation at the appropriate time.  She can telepathically transmit her arguments and opinions to a law clerk, or have them inscribed on a wooden ball like in Minority Report.
 
2018-11-08 03:36:14 PM  
Pretty typical Twitter activism result
 
2018-11-08 04:28:23 PM  

darthaegis: I checked the parts store... That figure is more like $160,000,000, now.


Actually, the cost of the original bionic woman was "classified", according to the credits.
 
2018-11-08 05:37:36 PM  

abb3w: darthaegis: I checked the parts store... That figure is more like $160,000,000, now.

Actually, the cost of the original bionic woman was "classified", according to the credits.


I did not catch that... hmmm...  $300,000,000!!
 
2018-11-08 05:57:05 PM  

The Third Man: We have to find some way for RBG to live forever, maybe by putting her in suspended animation at the appropriate time.  She can telepathically transmit her arguments and opinions to a law clerk, or have them inscribed on a wooden ball like in Minority Report.


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2018-11-08 06:41:34 PM  
mmmm...ribs
 
2018-11-08 07:08:49 PM  
I would give my left nut to help that woman, but a rib is a bit much.
 
2018-11-08 07:10:34 PM  
This was just the Notorious One's way of getting out of dealing with Brett's first Kavanaugh Konservative Kegger after the sesh today. She'll be fine.
 
2018-11-08 07:13:02 PM  
*lights grill* If they don't want 'em, I'll take 'em.
 
2018-11-08 07:14:45 PM  
She's broken ribs before, she's survived pancreatic cancer, she's had a stent put in. RBG is a tough woman.
 
2018-11-08 07:15:04 PM  
Ribs grow back - The Medic [Team Fortress 2]
Youtube SPpK6a_-5XM
 
2018-11-08 07:15:35 PM  

Naido: Pretty typical Twitter activism result


They
were
joking
 
2018-11-08 07:15:52 PM  

The Third Man: We have to find some way for RBG to live forever, maybe by putting her in suspended animation at the appropriate time.  She can telepathically transmit her arguments and opinions


Already done. She even presided over Earth v. Zoidberg

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Note: Court watchers will remember that, based on her positioning on the far right above, she was the among the least-senior members of the Myrtle Foo Court. But by the time of the D.O.Double-G Court, she had risen in seniority to be the second most senior Associate Justice, behind only Paula Abdul.

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2018-11-08 07:16:55 PM  
I also gave some spare ribs. Let's get this shiat figured out!
 
2018-11-08 07:18:05 PM  
You might be surprised, subby. But I am in no way surprised.
 
2018-11-08 07:20:59 PM  
Ammon Bundy has sources.
 
2018-11-08 07:21:09 PM  
Yes, it surely is stupid for people to make altruistic gestures because they fear another Rapey McPukeface on the Supreme Court, that right there is a really special kind of stupid.

F*CK YEAH MURICA
 
2018-11-08 07:22:29 PM  
Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.
 
2018-11-08 07:23:05 PM  

UltimaCS: *lights grill* If they don't want 'em, I'll take 'em.


I imagine they would be a bit gamey.
 
2018-11-08 07:23:20 PM  
Do I get her broken ones? How does this work?
 
2018-11-08 07:23:45 PM  

Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.


Phrasing is dead
 
2018-11-08 07:26:34 PM  
Old person with cracked ribs? They need to buy her a jacuzzi tub.
CSB: Grandfather fell off a ladder (20'ish fall) and landed chest first on a concrete driveway. Several cracked ribs later he was pretty much living in his jacuzzi. We went out for Sunday lunches most of my life. He was always dressed professionally and it was so strange to see him in a t-shirt and swim trunks. Said one of the shortest graces he has ever said, inhaled his food, then disappeared right back into the jacuzzi.
 
2018-11-08 07:27:17 PM  

Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.


RBG is a legend and her funeral have the biggest funeral turnout in the US in decades.

Anybody Trump appoints will be a sniveling asterisk in the history books.
 
2018-11-08 07:28:27 PM  
Can this become a BBQ thread?
 
2018-11-08 07:31:11 PM  
I'll donate so many ribs to her she'll not have to worry about that disgusting hospital food.

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2018-11-08 07:32:08 PM  

Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.


What is it with Republicans and fantasizing about Trump sexually assaulting women?
 
2018-11-08 07:32:34 PM  

jaytkay: Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.

RBG is a legend and her funeral have the biggest funeral turnout in the US in decades.

Anybody Trump appoints will be a sniveling asterisk in the history books.


If you think a judge who has nothing but disdain for the constitution is exemplary, all you buddy.

Trump needs to put in another Scalia.

RBG needs to go ASAP
 
2018-11-08 07:41:03 PM  

Hapsci: jaytkay: Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.

RBG is a legend and her funeral have the biggest funeral turnout in the US in decades.

Anybody Trump appoints will be a sniveling asterisk in the history books.

If you think a judge who has nothing but disdain for the constitution is exemplary, all you buddy.

Trump needs to put in another Scalia.

RBG needs to go ASAP


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2018-11-08 07:41:40 PM  

Hapsci: If you think a judge who has nothing but disdain for the constitution is exemplary, all you buddy.


"Look at me!! Look at me!! Pay attention to me!!!! "
 
2018-11-08 07:45:26 PM  
Maybe Pence is behind this. Like he figures if he can jam a dood rib all up in there a la Genesis she'll find teh Jebus and repent her evil vagina-y ways.
 
2018-11-08 07:45:50 PM  

Hapsci: jaytkay: Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.

RBG is a legend and her funeral have the biggest funeral turnout in the US in decades.

Anybody Trump appoints will be a sniveling asterisk in the history books.

If you think a judge who has nothing but disdain for the constitution is exemplary, all you buddy.

Trump needs to put in another Scalia.

RBG needs to go ASAP


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2018-11-08 07:46:01 PM  
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Tfw you have to go back into the Soros life extending machine again
 
2018-11-08 07:46:13 PM  
Something virile and young would be best.
 
2018-11-08 07:47:15 PM  

Hapsci: Something virile and young would be best.


But enough about your sex life.
 
2018-11-08 07:50:41 PM  
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2018-11-08 07:58:03 PM  
These twitter users will use any excuse to get a few inches closer to sucking their own dinks.
 
2018-11-08 07:59:49 PM  

Dorf11: I would give my left nut to help that woman, but a rib is a bit much.


What about the right one?
 
2018-11-08 08:02:52 PM  
Who says you can't donate ribs to her?

When she gets well, throw a bbq in her honour.

A lot of people would love to invite her round for such a shindig!

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2018-11-08 08:02:55 PM  

Hapsci: Something virile and young would be best.


We found who whacks it to Kavanaugh's date rape stories.
 
2018-11-08 08:04:18 PM  

Hapsci: Hurry up and croak. Trump needs to fill her slot.


Why won't the left just be civil?!
 
2018-11-08 08:05:35 PM  
They should donate their brains to science instead. like, right now.
 
2018-11-08 08:09:10 PM  

here to help: Maybe Pence is behind this. Like he figures if he can jam a dood rib all up in there a la Genesis she'll find teh Jebus and repent her evil vagina-y ways.


That would imply that he was thinking about a woman without Mother's permission.
That's a floggin' and putting out cigarettes on his arm. Then another floggin' because he had cigarettes.

/Mike Pence is all scar tissue from below the neck.
 
2018-11-08 08:13:42 PM  
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Better than trying to send her to Africa for treatment.
 
2018-11-08 08:24:32 PM  

stoli n coke: That's a floggin' and putting out cigarettes on his arm. Then another floggin' because he had cigarettes.


Goo on...

this is me not correcting the typo
 
2018-11-08 09:11:14 PM  
It was worth it to send the DNC a message.
 
2018-11-08 09:44:12 PM  
Don't feed the baby troll.
 
2018-11-09 01:11:59 AM  
anyone remember that scene in the final episode of Devilman Crybaby when all the daemons started donating their bodies to Amon as spare parts so he could keep fighting Lucifer?  i'm just saying this is kind of like that. do with that mental imagery what you will.

/libby lib lib-libs shooting ribby rib rib-ribs out of their bursting thoraxes (thoraces?) as they pledge their life and give their energy to Ginsberg.
 
2018-11-09 11:31:34 AM  
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