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(Deadspin)   Appropriately named sports reporter arrested for Pulling the Goalie in public   ( deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Las Vegas Sun, sportscaster Randy Howe, Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Nevada, open gross lewdness, North Las Vegas, Public house, Las Vegas Review-Journal  
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784 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Nov 2018 at 8:06 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-08 03:31:22 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:59:45 PM  
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2018-11-08 07:54:20 PM  
Dick Emerick? Pierre McGuire? *goes to link* Shut up Pierre...
 
2018-11-08 08:14:20 PM  
Open Gross Lewdness is the name of my Randy Howe sports podcast.
 
2018-11-08 08:20:13 PM  

Keys dude: Open Gross Lewdness is the name of my Randy Howe sports podcast.


I thought that was the original Latin root for Las Vegas.
 
2018-11-08 08:22:18 PM  
The guys pants said "fark it" and left.
 
2018-11-08 08:26:04 PM  
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Keys dude: Open Gross Lewdness is the name of my Randy Howe sports podcast.

I thought that was the original Latin root for Las Vegas.


I actually chuckled at the charge, it sounds valley-girl-like: "Omigod, it was totally gross." Where I live, I think it would be indecent exposure. Though, it IS gross in a bar.
 
2018-11-08 09:01:05 PM  
Gene Masseth. What a card.
 
2018-11-08 09:04:45 PM  
Only because he didn't have a crease to play in
 
2018-11-08 09:36:17 PM  

morg: Gene Masseth. What a card.


I can think of a more likely suspect.

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2018-11-08 09:50:20 PM  
Per the Las Vegas Review-Journal, employees told police this wasn't the first time they had seen Howe masturbate there, but didn't report it because they were hoping it was only a one-time thing.

Only in Vegas are you given a one-time "openly masturbate in a bar" pass.
 
2018-11-08 10:22:35 PM  
I thought pulling the goalie is when you remove the birth control.
 
2018-11-08 11:37:09 PM  

IAmRight: I thought pulling the goalie is when you remove the birth control.


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2018-11-08 11:39:56 PM  
so he claims he wasn't masturbating, just scratching himself because he has a bad rash in his nethers. is that really better?
 
2018-11-09 01:21:24 AM  
I live near the bar that supposedly happened at.  DNRTFA since I already saw this story earlier today.  I had a few beers with some friends tonight and almost stopped by there
on the way home for the lolz.  I didn't need any more beer for the ride home and I was up a few bucks on the slots from the other place so discretion ruled the day.  BTW, this bar is not too far from where the Wendy's chili finger donor hung out, if any of you are familiar with that story.
 
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