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(Redding Record Searchlight)   All of Paradise under mandatory evacuation order because of massive raging fire, currently covering 18,000 acres. Not a metaphor for 2018 (link updating)   ( redding.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Butte County, California, Pentz Road, Butte County Sheriff, evacuation warning, new evacuation warning, Chico, California  
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2018-11-08 02:51:26 PM  
13 votes:
They burned Paradise and they put up a parking lot.
2018-11-08 03:28:02 PM  
11 votes:

wildcardjack: Who ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge?


Guarantee it wasn't anyone on Fark.
2018-11-08 03:04:09 PM  
7 votes:
FTA:  Fire explodes from Butte County.   O_O

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2018-11-08 03:00:04 PM  
7 votes:
"Fire explodes in Butte County"
This is why you don't try to light farts.
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2018-11-08 02:40:06 PM  
7 votes:
I've been to Paradise. But I've never been to me.
2018-11-08 03:58:01 PM  
6 votes:

Walker: ruta: fark :(

Bernie Deyo🔥@BDP473
As many as 200 civilians trapped by fire at Skyway and wagstaff, additional fire units being brought in to ram civilian vehicles out of the way and provide fire protection #CampFire #Breaking

"Ramming speed Ensign Crusher"
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2018-11-08 06:36:23 PM  
5 votes:

texdent: When isn't California on fire?


As Johnny Carson once wisely pointed out to David Letterman, sometimes the mudslides put out the wildfires.
2018-11-08 04:27:21 PM  
5 votes:

emersonbiggins: Seems weird that a town named Paradise in California would be located in the scrub desert of NorCal and not somewhere near Malibu.  Guess it started out as a real estate scam to bring gullible pioneers westward.


You know what other nearby town catches fire a lot?

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For some reason, when it happens, residents don't seem to mind as much and article submissions go way up here.
2018-11-08 03:10:39 PM  
5 votes:

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: FTA:  Fire explodes from Butte County.   O_O

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Dammit, Taco Bell...how many homes must be lost before you change your ways?!

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The fire...

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2018-11-08 03:06:17 PM  
5 votes:

cowgirl toffee: FTA:  Fire explodes from Butte County.   O_O

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Dammit, Taco Bell...how many homes must be lost before you change your ways?!

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2018-11-08 02:51:54 PM  
5 votes:
Paradise by the forest fire light,,,
2018-11-08 03:40:42 PM  
4 votes:

ruta: fark :(

Bernie Deyo🔥@BDP473
As many as 200 civilians trapped by fire at Skyway and wagstaff, additional fire units being brought in to ram civilian vehicles out of the way and provide fire protection #CampFire #Breaking


"Ramming speed Ensign Crusher"
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2018-11-08 07:39:51 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: I've been to Paradise. But I've never been to me.


I was going to say they could have prevented the fires by just paving it all...
2018-11-08 03:34:34 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-11-08 03:00:16 PM  
3 votes:
How much of a paradise can it be in Butte county? 

Sounds like they're having a burning sensation.

It wasn't until my 40's I realized that a burning butte needs Tucks.
2018-11-08 02:51:43 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-11-08 07:13:51 PM  
2 votes:
As some one that had to deal with the Carr file let me give you all down in Paradise some sage advice.

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The fire can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
2018-11-08 03:24:39 PM  
2 votes:
Mmm hm hmm mm hm. Butte County. Hmm. Yeh. Mmm hm.

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2018-11-08 02:56:53 PM  
2 votes:
Ready the marshmallows. In California, Camp Fire come to you

/what a country!
2018-11-09 10:18:20 AM  
1 vote:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Before radical environmentalists prevented forest management departments from clearing dead trees and underbrush, this wasn't a problem.


STFU Asshole. It always has to be politics for your trolling ass.
2018-11-08 09:40:17 PM  
1 vote:

Steakzilla: ZAZ: I've been to Paradise. But I've never been to me.

I was going to say they could have prevented the fires by just paving it all...


I see what you did there.
2018-11-08 09:38:41 PM  
1 vote:

Stone Meadow: Facebook Camp Fire page.


I hope the fire keeps us informed of its status. I'm sure it will be Liked all night.
2018-11-08 09:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
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"Whatcha talkin about Willis?"
2018-11-08 03:32:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-11-08 03:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Who ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge?
2018-11-08 03:22:13 PM  
1 vote:
For a second there I was afraid they were talking about the one in Nevada.

That might have put a crimp in my vacation plans for next month.
 
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