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2018-11-08 01:31:51 PM  
Five timers get a nice jacket i hear...
 
2018-11-08 01:32:41 PM  
Welcome to America, where guns are more important than people.
 
2018-11-08 01:32:53 PM  
This is just sad.   So, friggin sad.
 
2018-11-08 01:33:31 PM  
I can't even imagine...
 
2018-11-08 01:33:44 PM  

steklo: Five timers get a nice jacket i hear...


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Thanks, Mr. Steve Martin!
 
2018-11-08 01:33:54 PM  
The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.
 
2018-11-08 01:34:18 PM  
Tsutomu Yamaguchi is unimpressed.
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2018-11-08 01:34:26 PM  
Columbine Survivor Survives Virginia Tech
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2018-11-08 01:34:42 PM  
So find out where they're going and don't go there. Maybe they're the ones planning them.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
 
2018-11-08 01:35:18 PM  
I think it's the Line Dancing that is the real problem.
 
2018-11-08 01:35:33 PM  

Leftover Cocaine: Tsutomu Yamaguchi is unimpressed.
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Damn....
 
2018-11-08 01:35:34 PM  

Shostie: steklo: Five timers get a nice jacket i hear...

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Thanks, Mr. Steve Martin!


Big fan of SNL and that sketch is 100% brilliant.
 
2018-11-08 01:35:36 PM  
Didn't I see an article recently about a woman who survived the sinking of the Titanic and both of its sister ships?
 
2018-11-08 01:35:58 PM  
Maybe it's the country music? I know it drives me crazy!
 
2018-11-08 01:36:49 PM  
Final Destination 8?
 
2018-11-08 01:37:22 PM  
Did anybody ever figure out what the Vegas guy's problem was?
 
2018-11-08 01:37:24 PM  
Pathetic and sad.
 
2018-11-08 01:38:05 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Did anybody ever figure out what the Vegas guy's problem was?


Some slutty virgin in high school didn't put out.
 
2018-11-08 01:38:30 PM  
3 more and they get a free Glock!
 
2018-11-08 01:38:44 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.


The actual shootings are horrible, but the real threat is that impressionable bedwetters can be scared into voting Republican for fear of the imaginary gun grabbers.

With a few groups of single-issue voters (guns, God, gays plus racists and xenophobes), the GOP has a reliable base enabling them to implement horrendous policies that make life worse for most Americans.
 
2018-11-08 01:38:47 PM  
 
2018-11-08 01:39:50 PM  

hashtag.acronym: slutty virgin


i know what both words mean, but put together like that, they don't make sense.
 
2018-11-08 01:39:58 PM  
Death soooooo wants these people for some reason.
 
2018-11-08 01:40:03 PM  
The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10
 
2018-11-08 01:40:08 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.


Fark it. Based on the number of people who voted for functional morons this week, Americans are both the group with the most guns and the group that should be trusted with guns the least. Act like children, get your toys taken from you like children.
 
2018-11-08 01:40:56 PM  
They're to the point of using the same crisis actors in multiple scenes, eh?

/that was sarcasm
 
2018-11-08 01:41:10 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.


It's also an organization guilty of espionage with the Russians.
 
2018-11-08 01:41:31 PM  

steklo: hashtag.acronym: slutty virgin

i know what both words mean, but put together like that, they don't make sense.


The do if you're an incel.
 
2018-11-08 01:41:56 PM  
I really need to get some new batteries for my keyboard.
 
2018-11-08 01:42:06 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: 3 more and they get a free Glock!


They should get a bullet proof vest now.
 
2018-11-08 01:42:43 PM  

The Madd Mann: schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.

Fark it. Based on the number of people who voted for functional morons this week, Americans are both the group with the most guns and the group that should be trusted with guns the least. Act like children, get your toys taken from you like children.


So what you're saying is you want America to go full fascist, because disarming the people is always the first step towards that end.
 
2018-11-08 01:42:48 PM  

vudukungfu: The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10


Well, I don't read many articles about crazed heart nuts committing mass heart attacks.

But I did read an article about the numbers of mass shootings in the US.
 
2018-11-08 01:43:02 PM  
I am actually not surprised by this.  But it's very sad.
 
2018-11-08 01:43:29 PM  
Tipper Gore needs to get on this country music shiate ASAP.

It's already implicated in far more deaths than Judas Priest was ever accused of...
 
2018-11-08 01:44:14 PM  

vudukungfu: The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10


Was wondering how quickly someone would arrive to bravely take the side of mass shootings. Good job.
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-11-08 01:44:37 PM  
But guns make you safer, don't you feel so safe?
 
2018-11-08 01:45:10 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Jelly Bean Raider: 3 more and they get a free Glock!

They should get a hedgehog inspired bullet proof vest now.


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2018-11-08 01:45:20 PM  

Securitywyrm: So what you're saying is you want America to go full fascist, because disarming the people is always the first step towards that end.


lol. Ok.
 
2018-11-08 01:45:22 PM  

Securitywyrm: The Madd Mann: schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I don't even want to ban your stupid guns. I just want a national registry and licensing requirements.

Fark it. Based on the number of people who voted for functional morons this week, Americans are both the group with the most guns and the group that should be trusted with guns the least. Act like children, get your toys taken from you like children.

So what you're saying is you want America to go full fascist, because disarming the people is always the first step towards that end.


How do you feel about banning abortions because that's really about taking control of a free citizen's body versus taking control of a free citizen's property.

Nevermind. I think I know the answer. Tell your guns Old Jiro dreams of McRibs not of McRibbed Barrels.
 
2018-11-08 01:46:07 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: versus taking control of a free citizen's property.


Sovereign-Citizen-like typing detected.
 
2018-11-08 01:46:25 PM  
Proof positive that the GOP and NRA love to kill innocent people with absolutely no penalties or pangs of conscience.

The GOP will even cheer when their own people are shot up.

Capital punishment anytime anywhere, for no reason, at the hands of deliberately propagandized, deliberately agitated, psychologically stunted social freaks.
 
2018-11-08 01:46:33 PM  

hashtag.acronym: cowgirl toffee: Jelly Bean Raider: 3 more and they get a free Glock!

They should get a hedgehog inspired bullet proof vest now.

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EEEEEEEE!  :D
 
2018-11-08 01:46:47 PM  

vudukungfu: The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10


And?
 
2018-11-08 01:46:47 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Did anybody ever figure out what the Vegas guy's problem was?


Apparently not.

\tldr: Aside from speculation, there is no apparent evidence behind the motive of the Vegas shooter.
 
2018-11-08 01:48:04 PM  

steklo: Five timers get a nice jacket i hear...


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2018-11-08 01:48:06 PM  
When it comes to mass shoots, this is where we are now.

Jake:
How often does the train go by?
Elwood:
So often you don't even notice it.
 
2018-11-08 01:48:18 PM  
That'd put me right off country music
 
2018-11-08 01:48:20 PM  

Xai: But guns make you safer, don't you feel so safe?


I need gun to protect my family, no other option can deter bad guys.

But guns in the hands of criminals are no more dangerous than options like knives and fists.
 
2018-11-08 01:48:28 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: vudukungfu: The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10

Well, I don't read many articles about crazed heart nuts committing mass heart attacks.

But I did read an article about the numbers of mass shootings in the US.


That's only because Big Fast Food suppresses those articles
 
2018-11-08 01:48:44 PM  

vudukungfu: The top 10 leading causes of death in the United States Ranked.

Only one might (MIGHT) involve a gun, and that is #10


Saying that you aren't going to acknowledge mass shootings as increasing in frequency unless they overtake cancer and heart disease is a bizarre way of framing things. 8 of the 10 things on that list are basically old age indicators.
 
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