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2018-11-08 02:58:10 PM  
His victims don't get hugs.
 
2018-11-08 07:32:18 PM  

edmo: His victims don't get hugs.


You don't know that.

Or do you!?
 
2018-11-08 10:21:26 PM  
GOOD

 
2018-11-08 10:26:10 PM  
Jeez, you stuff one person (give or take a few dozen) into a barrel, pour gasoline on him, and set him on fire, and all of the sudden people act like they can't treat you like a human being.

Come on, guys. we're supposed to be aiming to rehabilitate this murdering murderer who murders people.
 
2018-11-08 10:27:40 PM  
Womp

That farker doesn't deserve two.
 
2018-11-08 10:30:00 PM  
What about the presumption of innocence?

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2018-11-08 10:31:05 PM  
I go, 'Justice system, just give me a hug, please'
All I want is a hug and they wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a hug, just one hug
And they wouldn't give it to me, just a hug

I'M NOT A DRUG LORD (INSTITUTION!)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S A DRUG LORD (INSTITUTION!)
YOU'RE DRIVING ME TO BE A MURDEROUS DRUG LORD (INSTITUTION!)

They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To stop me from beheading people
To protect Mexico from the enemy, myself

shiat the syllables don't work.
 
2018-11-08 10:35:35 PM  
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2018-11-08 10:36:23 PM  
Drugs not hugs
 
2018-11-08 10:39:21 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Drugs not hugs


Slugs, not drugs
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2018-11-08 10:43:27 PM  
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms
 
2018-11-08 10:47:01 PM  
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2018-11-08 10:49:23 PM  
29 Pesos says grounds for retrial due to inhimane treatment.
 
2018-11-08 10:50:25 PM  
Why do they keep including a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this story? Do they not realize that she IS NOT HIS WIFE?
 
2018-11-08 10:54:57 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Do you know the way to Mordor: Drugs not hugs

Slugs, not drugs
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2018-11-08 10:57:38 PM  

bratface: Why do they keep including a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this story? Do they not realize that she IS NOT HIS WIFE?


She's the latino Morgan Fairchild? I dunno.
 
2018-11-08 10:57:55 PM  
it's a trap
 
2018-11-08 10:58:26 PM  
And yes I know that it is probably included in all of the 'Tri-State' stories but...?
 
2018-11-08 11:02:11 PM  
I think he should be allowed 1 hug.
From a grizzly.
 
2018-11-08 11:02:58 PM  
TIL judges hug defendants some times.

/Just kidding. May Satan fark this guy's butthole with a spiked gauntlet for all eternity, after he's Whitey Bulgered.
 
2018-11-08 11:05:10 PM  
Remember, it's a justice system, not a revenge system.
 
2018-11-08 11:05:37 PM  
REpeat..REpeat
 
2018-11-08 11:11:52 PM  
Just because he's a monster doesn't mean that we have to be just as vile ourselves.

He who fights monsters, etc etc.

Let him hug his damn wife one last time before he gets thrown into prison forever.  Sheeesh.

Why?  Because we're decent human beings.  Or at least we should aspire to be such.
 
2018-11-08 11:14:58 PM  

edmo: His victims don't get hugs.


Objection, your honor, assuming the defendant has victims biases the trial against him!
 
2018-11-08 11:25:35 PM  

Enigmamf: edmo: His victims don't get hugs.

Objection, your honor, assuming the defendant has victims biases the trial against him!


He's been convicted previously.
 
2018-11-08 11:27:29 PM  

edmo: Enigmamf: edmo: His victims don't get hugs.

Objection, your honor, assuming the defendant has victims biases the trial against him!

He's been convicted previously.


It's not even what the trial is about isn't it? I thought it was about money laundering.
 
2018-11-08 11:28:23 PM  
We don't need no thugs
Unless those thugs was givin' out hugs
 
2018-11-08 11:28:45 PM  

edmo: His victims don't get hugs.


Hers do.

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/he deserves a hug, from a 1,000 lb grizzly
 
2018-11-08 11:35:31 PM  
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2018-11-08 11:39:10 PM  
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2018-11-08 11:40:11 PM  
But one hug might lead to a plethora of hugs.
 
2018-11-08 11:45:37 PM  

NephilimNexus: Just because he's a monster doesn't mean that we have to be just as vile ourselves.


It's for security reasons, not just to be mean to him.  Not only is he considered to have a very dangerous organization behind him, but they are also known to have access to the sort of resources that billions in drug money can buy.  He is also known for violent escape attempts and successful escapes.  The trial, and his movements to and from detention are being protected by intense security, including armored vehicles, snipers and impressive array of U.S. marshals.  That's also why the jurors are anonymous, identified only by numbers, and each juror has a personal security detail.

Btw - here is the motorcade that takes him from his detention to the courthouse.  Yep, that's for moving one guy.

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Teeny tiny hint: he's sort of considered a slightly above average security risk
 
2018-11-08 11:52:05 PM  
I'm wondering what he was hoping his wife would pass to him, or vice versa.  My first thought is a razor or cyanide pills, but I'm also thinking this guy could have something up his sleeve.
 
2018-11-09 12:10:43 AM  

Archie Goodwin: bratface: Why do they keep including a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this story? Do they not realize that she IS NOT HIS WIFE?

She's the latino Morgan Fairchild? I dunno.


Yeaaaah, that's the ticket.
 
2018-11-09 12:17:12 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: NephilimNexus: Just because he's a monster doesn't mean that we have to be just as vile ourselves.

It's for security reasons, not just to be mean to him.  Not only is he considered to have a very dangerous organization behind him, but they are also known to have access to the sort of resources that billions in drug money can buy.  He is also known for violent escape attempts and successful escapes.  The trial, and his movements to and from detention are being protected by intense security, including armored vehicles, snipers and impressive array of U.S. marshals.  That's also why the jurors are anonymous, identified only by numbers, and each juror has a personal security detail.

Btw - here is the motorcade that takes him from his detention to the courthouse.  Yep, that's for moving one guy.

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Teeny tiny hint: he's sort of considered a slightly above average security risk


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2018-11-09 12:24:06 AM  

Raoul Eaton: Do you know the way to Mordor: Drugs not hugs

Slugs, not drugs
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Turns out that doesn't work
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/he​a​lth/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare​/index.html
 
2018-11-09 12:25:59 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Btw - here is the motorcade that takes him from his detention to the courthouse.  Yep, that's for moving one guy.

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Teeny tiny hint: he's sort of considered a slightly above average security risk


Oh shiat. I've seen this one before:
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2018-11-09 12:32:56 AM  

dyhchong: Raoul Eaton: Do you know the way to Mordor: Drugs not hugs

Slugs, not drugs
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Turns out that doesn't work
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/hea​lth/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare​/index.html


Well that does it. Time for a War On Slugs.
 
2018-11-09 01:30:33 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: NephilimNexus: Just because he's a monster doesn't mean that we have to be just as vile ourselves.

It's for security reasons, not just to be mean to him.  Not only is he considered to have a very dangerous organization behind him, but they are also known to have access to the sort of resources that billions in drug money can buy.  He is also known for violent escape attempts and successful escapes.  The trial, and his movements to and from detention are being protected by intense security, including armored vehicles, snipers and impressive array of U.S. marshals.  That's also why the jurors are anonymous, identified only by numbers, and each juror has a personal security detail.

Btw - here is the motorcade that takes him from his detention to the courthouse.  Yep, that's for moving one guy.

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Teeny tiny hint: he's sort of considered a slightly above average security risk


His assailants, do not want him alive. They have that picture as well.
 
2018-11-09 01:31:43 AM  
God bless the media
 
2018-11-09 03:00:36 AM  
Bugs on mugs

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Pugs caught with drugs on mugs

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2018-11-09 03:10:49 AM  
How would you like to be on this jury, "anonymous" or not?  I think I'd commit a felony or 2 to make sure I was ineligible.
 
2018-11-09 06:07:41 AM  
Mark this and mark it now...El Chapo will escape again. Before the end of 2019 he will be out.
 
2018-11-09 06:11:17 AM  
Surprised this hasn't come up yet:
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2018-11-09 06:24:09 AM  

stoli n coke: Jeez, you stuff one person (give or take a few dozen) into a barrel, pour gasoline on him, and set him on fire, and all of the sudden people act like they can't treat you like a human being.

Come on, guys. we're supposed to be aiming to rehabilitate this murdering murderer who murders people.


There's a spectrum of criminal justice policies, from totally victim-centric to totally offender-centric. The justice system in Baltimore City, as the most aggravated example, is very offender-centric.

I support victim-centric policies.

Criminal-rights advocates often respond that the offender is going to come back to society so you should try to rehabilitate him. My response is that punishment should be fair and commensurate and designed to deter, and if that doesn't stop the offender from re-offending, then the offender needs to be removed from society permanently so he doesn't victimize more people for fun and profit.
 
2018-11-09 06:40:18 AM  
No hugs for you!

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2018-11-09 06:44:05 AM  

Throbelisk: Surprised this hasn't come up yet:
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I thought of using it but instead went with soup nazi.
 
2018-11-09 07:19:58 AM  
What he is missing out on. Oh My!

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2018-11-09 07:39:02 AM  

fsufan: What he is missing out on. Oh My!

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Obviously she is with him for his good looks and warm personality.
 
2018-11-09 07:41:34 AM  

bratface: Why do they keep including a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this story? Do they not realize that she IS NOT HIS WIFE?


Apparently you missed the caption under the photo of her:
"Top Tri-State News Photos"
The picture is unrelated to El Chapoo story.
 
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