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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)   Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown cited for doing more than 100 mph; claims someone unleashed the dragon and went deep   ( triblive.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 01:57:51 PM  
100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".
 
2018-11-08 02:16:21 PM  
I'm surprised he was able to get above 25 mph on "McKnightmare Road".
 
2018-11-08 02:26:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".


Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.
 
2018-11-08 02:33:58 PM  
ahhh a Rex Grossman reference....
 
2018-11-08 02:40:09 PM  

wjllope: ahhh a Rex Grossman reference....


Subby clearly spelled it Dragon, not Dagron...
 
2018-11-08 02:43:57 PM  
The incident comes a month after it was reported that Brown is facing a pair of lawsuits in Miami. The suits allege that Brown threw furniture from a 14th floor balcony of a housing unit that nearly struck two people on the ground, including a toddler. The building's landlord also filed suit against Brown for damages to the furniture and apartment estimated at $100,000.

Toddlers are furniture?
 
2018-11-08 02:48:27 PM  
FTA: a black Porsche sped by,...

They would have let a white Porsche off with a warning.
 
2018-11-08 03:15:47 PM  
file him under jaggoff
 
2018-11-08 03:18:38 PM  

holdmybones: Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".

Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.


The top speed my Ram has recorded is 115. That had to be the previous owner. I have only hit 100 a few times in it.
 
2018-11-08 03:21:24 PM  
He will still play tonight I hope
 
2018-11-08 03:23:40 PM  

iron_city_ap: holdmybones: Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".

Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.

The top speed my Ram has recorded is 115. That had to be the previous owner. I have only hit 100 a few times in it.


I had a Subaru Legacy that was speed limited to 119

Ask me how I found that one out
 
2018-11-08 03:36:04 PM  

FuLinHyu: wjllope: ahhh a Rex Grossman reference....

Subby clearly spelled it Dragon, not Dagron...


I went with "AB too fast for Bengal CBs, Pittsburgh Police".
 
2018-11-08 03:42:32 PM  
seriously - Steeler's players need to stay away from McKnight Road - it's where Le'veon Bell and that jagoff Blount got caught smoking the reefer

/they should be like Jeff Reed and go east of the city to do something stupid like drunkenly beat up a towel dispenser at a Sheetz
 
2018-11-08 03:44:27 PM  

Klivian: iron_city_ap: holdmybones: Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".

Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.

The top speed my Ram has recorded is 115. That had to be the previous owner. I have only hit 100 a few times in it.

I had a Subaru Legacy that was speed limited to 119

Ask me how I found that one out


My parents had a(new) '96 Ford Taurus that I got up to 127. I've never been that scared in my life, and I've faced a robber at gunpoint before.
 
2018-11-08 04:33:39 PM  

jayphat: Klivian: iron_city_ap: holdmybones: Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".

Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.

The top speed my Ram has recorded is 115. That had to be the previous owner. I have only hit 100 a few times in it.

I had a Subaru Legacy that was speed limited to 119

Ask me how I found that one out

My parents had a(new) '96 Ford Taurus that I got up to 127. I've never been that scared in my life, and I've faced a robber at gunpoint before.


I had a friend in HS with the older style Cutlass Supreme that wanted to see if he could outrun a police car. Though it turned out he could in a short area to help get "lost", when you have a distinctive car speed doesn't matter if they know it and just wait for you at your house.

/CSB
 
2018-11-08 04:38:26 PM  

jayphat: Klivian: iron_city_ap: holdmybones: Marcus Aurelius: 100 MPH in that car isn't all that fast, but that's not exactly a limited access highway.

I rate this a solid "meh".

Yeah. I got my 1990 Dodge spirit over 100 once when I was in high school.

Yes, I drove a Dodge spirit. Down, ladies.

The top speed my Ram has recorded is 115. That had to be the previous owner. I have only hit 100 a few times in it.

I had a Subaru Legacy that was speed limited to 119

Ask me how I found that one out

My parents had a(new) '96 Ford Taurus that I got up to 127. I've never been that scared in my life, and I've faced a robber at gunpoint before.


Got one of these up to 137 mph once, more worried about finding a cop than wrecking, the car ran like a farking dream. :-)

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2018-11-08 06:02:30 PM  
I got my Pontiac Sunbird up to about 110 in college. On a very straight and very flat stretch of highway in Illinois, in daylight, when there were virtually no other cars on the road. (A highway that I had driven and sped on many times before -- just not that fast -- and had never seen a cop.) Just to test it out. Probably maintained the speed for about 30 seconds to one minute.
 
2018-11-08 06:25:01 PM  
The one time I was in Germany I cruised the autobahn at 120. Loved it

/Got my prelude up to 110 on the viaduct in Seattle once :)
 
2018-11-09 11:43:12 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm surprised he was able to get above 25 mph on "McKnightmare Road".


Is that what you kids call it these days?  Back in my youth, that was "McFright Road".
 
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