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(WHDH Boston)   Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME   ( whdh.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 04:06:37 PM  
35 votes:

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Fark it, we'll do it live.
2018-11-08 03:01:01 PM  
34 votes:
submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.
2018-11-08 04:33:03 PM  
32 votes:
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2018-11-08 04:16:46 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:10:12 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:08:26 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:20:30 PM  
27 votes:

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 06:08:53 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:40:07 PM  
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2018-11-08 05:32:36 PM  
10 votes:

tyyreaunn: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...


Nope, it was BJ.
2018-11-08 04:14:22 PM  
10 votes:
An armed society is a polite society.
2018-11-08 05:56:06 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-11-08 04:09:40 PM  
6 votes:

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Yea, ya Donkey!
2018-11-08 04:09:34 PM  
5 votes:

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.
2018-11-09 07:35:32 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-11-08 05:44:07 PM  
4 votes:

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 05:20:25 PM  
4 votes:
Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

But of course the MSM lumps all those incidents together. They don't separate out the valid self defense cases when that guy really DID cut in front of you or gave you the finger.
2018-11-08 04:58:41 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-11-08 04:16:43 PM  
4 votes:

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But I thought an armed society was a polite society?
2018-11-08 04:27:55 PM  
3 votes:
I am police chief for the city

And I drive the main road

Searchin' with my gun for another raging bro

I hear you shootin' in my town

I see you driving on my street

And the Wichita popo is still on the beat
2018-11-08 04:17:09 PM  
3 votes:

wxboy: Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


Road rage incidents aside, that's a good idea anyway.
2018-11-08 04:15:07 PM  
3 votes:

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...
2018-11-08 04:10:24 PM  
3 votes:
someone in a silver Ford Mustang fired two shots

Mustang? Or F*CKING DONKEY?!
2018-11-08 06:13:48 PM  
2 votes:

ryant123: Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.

Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.


they smell rude
2018-11-08 04:47:08 PM  
2 votes:
Your presentation is dreadful. This looks like something I'd find in a soggy diaper. You think you can win with dishes like this? Maybe I made a mistake putting you in the top 10. You know what? I think I'm going to shoot you. Look at this gun. The smooth metal. Smell that gunpowder? It's been recently fired. So precise. You see how I'm holding it to your head now? The secret is, to angle it like this, just above your temple. I pull the trigger, your head explodes wonderfully. Look at those brains. You see how there's the perfect mixture of red and pink? Now THAT is a Masterchef worthy dish.
2018-11-08 04:28:50 PM  
2 votes:

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Did someone say "edited and altered"?
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2018-11-08 04:15:59 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: Authorities say a 4-year-old boy has been shot and wounded an apparent case of road rage after one vehicle cut off another in a Kansas city.

Did the person rage and follow them all the way to Wichita?
2018-11-08 04:06:54 PM  
2 votes:
I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.
2018-11-08 11:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
Today the role of Texas will be played by Kansas.
2018-11-08 05:52:32 PM  
1 vote:
Thoughts and prayers for that poor, poor Chief of Police stuck with the name Gordon Ramsey.
2018-11-08 05:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.


Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.
2018-11-08 04:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

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That is what I get for forgetting that I had hit "preview" instead of "add comment".
2018-11-08 04:51:25 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 04:48:35 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But guns make people safer!
2018-11-08 04:36:27 PM  
1 vote:
The boy is in stable but critical condition due to stomach wounds.... you sure it's not the same Gordon Ramsay?
2018-11-08 04:30:16 PM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!
2018-11-08 04:28:41 PM  
1 vote:

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Goddammit. I should read before posting.
2018-11-08 04:27:12 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:19:46 PM  
1 vote:

TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.


And Heinlein was a tool.

/wrote some good stories, though, as long as you don't take them seriously
 
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