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(WHDH Boston)   Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME   ( whdh.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.
 
6 days ago  
I guess he showed that little kid who's boss.
 
6 days ago  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Fark it, we'll do it live.
 
6 days ago  
I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.
 
6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.
 
6 days ago  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Yea, ya Donkey!
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
someone in a silver Ford Mustang fired two shots

Mustang? Or F*CKING DONKEY?!
 
6 days ago  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
6 days ago  

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...
 
6 days ago  
FTA: Authorities say a 4-year-old boy has been shot and wounded an apparent case of road rage after one vehicle cut off another in a Kansas city.

Did the person rage and follow them all the way to Wichita?
 
6 days ago  

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But I thought an armed society was a polite society?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

wxboy: Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


Road rage incidents aside, that's a good idea anyway.
 
6 days ago  
Well, what the fark do you expect when you give him pink farking chicken?
 
6 days ago  

Ponzholio: wxboy: Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.

Road rage incidents aside, that's a good idea anyway.


Yeah, this. Always this.
 
6 days ago  

TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.


And Heinlein was a tool.

/wrote some good stories, though, as long as you don't take them seriously
 
6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


I knew a guy who shared a name with a mass shooter who killed 12 AND he lived in the city where it happened. Stressful time. He had to change his phone number. I didn't ask him about the mail.
 
6 days ago  

TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.


So the solution to the increasing number of road rage incidents where people shoot at drivers who piss them off is....

wait for it.

More guns?
 
6 days ago  

Tyrone Slothrop: TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.

And Heinlein was a tool.


The full quote implies that he doesn't actually believe that everyone should be going around packing a gun.

Well, in the first place an armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization. That's a personal evaluation only. But gunfighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things to kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It's a good thing.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I am police chief for the city

And I drive the main road

Searchin' with my gun for another raging bro

I hear you shootin' in my town

I see you driving on my street

And the Wichita popo is still on the beat
 
6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


Goddammit. I should read before posting.
 
6 days ago  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Did someone say "edited and altered"?
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6 days ago  

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Jeebus Saves: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!


Mike growing up in the 70's and yeah, that.  The modern version is that stupid camel from a few years ago.
 
6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


o_o

:P
 
6 days ago  

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That's a Idiot Sandwich-Moonves.
 
6 days ago  
The boy is in stable but critical condition due to stomach wounds.... you sure it's not the same Gordon Ramsay?
 
6 days ago  

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6 days ago  
Your presentation is dreadful. This looks like something I'd find in a soggy diaper. You think you can win with dishes like this? Maybe I made a mistake putting you in the top 10. You know what? I think I'm going to shoot you. Look at this gun. The smooth metal. Smell that gunpowder? It's been recently fired. So precise. You see how I'm holding it to your head now? The secret is, to angle it like this, just above your temple. I pull the trigger, your head explodes wonderfully. Look at those brains. You see how there's the perfect mixture of red and pink? Now THAT is a Masterchef worthy dish.
 
6 days ago  

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But guns make people safer!
 
6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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6 days ago  

buckeyebrain: Jeebus Saves: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!

Mike growing up in the 70's and yeah, that.  The modern version is that stupid camel from a few years ago.


Thankfully that was short lived.
 
6 days ago  

buckeyebrain: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

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That is what I get for forgetting that I had hit "preview" instead of "add comment".
 
6 days ago  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

But of course the MSM lumps all those incidents together. They don't separate out the valid self defense cases when that guy really DID cut in front of you or gave you the finger.
 
6 days ago  

tyyreaunn: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...


Nope, it was BJ.
 
6 days ago  

czei: TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.

So the solution to the increasing number of road rage incidents where people shoot at drivers who piss them off is....

wait for it.

More guns?


More cars.
 
6 days ago  

Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.


Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.
 
6 days ago  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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6 days ago  
Thoughts and prayers for that poor, poor Chief of Police stuck with the name Gordon Ramsey.
 
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6 days ago  

ryant123: Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.

Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.


they smell rude
 
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