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(WHDH Boston)   Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME   ( whdh.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 03:01:01 PM  
submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.
 
2018-11-08 03:38:33 PM  
I guess he showed that little kid who's boss.
 
2018-11-08 04:06:37 PM  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Fark it, we'll do it live.
 
2018-11-08 04:06:54 PM  
I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.
 
2018-11-08 04:08:26 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:09:17 PM  
Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.
 
2018-11-08 04:09:34 PM  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.
 
2018-11-08 04:09:40 PM  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Yea, ya Donkey!
 
2018-11-08 04:10:12 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:10:24 PM  
someone in a silver Ford Mustang fired two shots

Mustang? Or F*CKING DONKEY?!
 
2018-11-08 04:14:22 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2018-11-08 04:15:07 PM  

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...
 
2018-11-08 04:15:59 PM  
FTA: Authorities say a 4-year-old boy has been shot and wounded an apparent case of road rage after one vehicle cut off another in a Kansas city.

Did the person rage and follow them all the way to Wichita?
 
2018-11-08 04:16:43 PM  

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But I thought an armed society was a polite society?
 
2018-11-08 04:16:46 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:17:09 PM  

wxboy: Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


Road rage incidents aside, that's a good idea anyway.
 
2018-11-08 04:18:17 PM  
Well, what the fark do you expect when you give him pink farking chicken?
 
2018-11-08 04:19:01 PM  

Ponzholio: wxboy: Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.

Road rage incidents aside, that's a good idea anyway.


Yeah, this. Always this.
 
2018-11-08 04:19:46 PM  

TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.


And Heinlein was a tool.

/wrote some good stories, though, as long as you don't take them seriously
 
2018-11-08 04:20:30 PM  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 04:23:03 PM  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


I knew a guy who shared a name with a mass shooter who killed 12 AND he lived in the city where it happened. Stressful time. He had to change his phone number. I didn't ask him about the mail.
 
2018-11-08 04:23:51 PM  

TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.


So the solution to the increasing number of road rage incidents where people shoot at drivers who piss them off is....

wait for it.

More guns?
 
2018-11-08 04:27:11 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.

And Heinlein was a tool.


The full quote implies that he doesn't actually believe that everyone should be going around packing a gun.

Well, in the first place an armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization. That's a personal evaluation only. But gunfighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things to kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It's a good thing.
 
2018-11-08 04:27:12 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:27:55 PM  
I am police chief for the city

And I drive the main road

Searchin' with my gun for another raging bro

I hear you shootin' in my town

I see you driving on my street

And the Wichita popo is still on the beat
 
2018-11-08 04:28:41 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


Goddammit. I should read before posting.
 
2018-11-08 04:28:50 PM  

Dimensio: submitter, are you not aware that you could have edited and altered your headline before submitting it? In so doing you could have corrected the ambiguity that you introduced as a result of your failure to read ahead without informing the rest of Fark of your error.


Did someone say "edited and altered"?
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2018-11-08 04:30:16 PM  

cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.


I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!
 
2018-11-08 04:33:03 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:33:45 PM  

Jeebus Saves: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!


Mike growing up in the 70's and yeah, that.  The modern version is that stupid camel from a few years ago.
 
2018-11-08 04:33:56 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


o_o

:P
 
2018-11-08 04:34:01 PM  

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That's a Idiot Sandwich-Moonves.
 
2018-11-08 04:36:27 PM  
The boy is in stable but critical condition due to stomach wounds.... you sure it's not the same Gordon Ramsay?
 
2018-11-08 04:40:07 PM  

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2018-11-08 04:47:08 PM  
Your presentation is dreadful. This looks like something I'd find in a soggy diaper. You think you can win with dishes like this? Maybe I made a mistake putting you in the top 10. You know what? I think I'm going to shoot you. Look at this gun. The smooth metal. Smell that gunpowder? It's been recently fired. So precise. You see how I'm holding it to your head now? The secret is, to angle it like this, just above your temple. I pull the trigger, your head explodes wonderfully. Look at those brains. You see how there's the perfect mixture of red and pink? Now THAT is a Masterchef worthy dish.
 
2018-11-08 04:48:35 PM  

wxboy: Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

Well, that's disturbing.  Remind me to stay the hell out of Wichita.


But guns make people safer!
 
2018-11-08 04:51:25 PM  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 04:51:50 PM  

buckeyebrain: Jeebus Saves: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

I was a Mike growing up in the 80's.  Mikey likes it!

Mike growing up in the 70's and yeah, that.  The modern version is that stupid camel from a few years ago.


Thankfully that was short lived.
 
2018-11-08 04:51:52 PM  

buckeyebrain: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

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That is what I get for forgetting that I had hit "preview" instead of "add comment".
 
2018-11-08 04:55:36 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2018-11-08 04:58:41 PM  
Gordon Ramsay WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE-Animated
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2018-11-08 05:20:25 PM  
Ramsay says there are, on average, three road rage incidents involving a gun every week in Wichita.

But of course the MSM lumps all those incidents together. They don't separate out the valid self defense cases when that guy really DID cut in front of you or gave you the finger.
 
2018-11-08 05:32:36 PM  

tyyreaunn: cgraves67: wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.

As a kid named Clinton during the 90s, oh god yes. Everyone treats you like a current affairs joke.

Hopefully your first name isn't Monica...


Nope, it was BJ.
 
2018-11-08 05:34:02 PM  

czei: TechnoHead: An armed society is a polite society.

So the solution to the increasing number of road rage incidents where people shoot at drivers who piss them off is....

wait for it.

More guns?


More cars.
 
2018-11-08 05:34:36 PM  

Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.


Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.
 
2018-11-08 05:44:07 PM  

wildcardjack: I feel sorry for every adult who suddenly shares the name of a celebrity.


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2018-11-08 05:52:32 PM  
Thoughts and prayers for that poor, poor Chief of Police stuck with the name Gordon Ramsey.
 
2018-11-08 05:56:06 PM  
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2018-11-08 06:13:48 PM  

ryant123: Ghastly: An armed society is a polite society.

Dead people are pretty polite. Or at least not rude.


they smell rude
 
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