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(CBC)   The proprietor of the nude waterpark sums it up thusly: You ride differently to protect yourself   ( cbc.ca) divider line
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2018-11-08 12:44:18 PM  
If you think a bathing suit is gonna protect you from other people's grossness while at a waterpark, I've got a bridge to sell you.
 
2018-11-08 01:04:53 PM  
Don't go on the log ride
 
2018-11-08 01:52:05 PM  

HedlessChickn: I've got a bridge to sell you.


Does it cross over the nude water park?
 
2018-11-08 01:54:31 PM  
I rode the nude water slide last night.

/ subby's mom says hi
 
2018-11-08 01:54:34 PM  
Whee, enemas!
 
2018-11-08 01:55:51 PM  
Brilliant! It is like every other water park but without the screaming kids.
 
2018-11-08 01:56:25 PM  
This will not end well. I can tell you from working at Burning Man that the majority of the nudity you will see is not the nudity you want to see. Not that BM is a water park, Im just saying in an environment of "clothing optional" its typically not the beautiful people who embrace the ethos the most.
 
2018-11-08 01:56:46 PM  

Cheron: without the screaming kids.


I would pay double not to hear screaming kids.

restaurants included.
 
2018-11-08 01:57:07 PM  
See, I told the judge I was ahead of my time
 
2018-11-08 01:57:32 PM  
Yeah, just steer clear of the high suction drain at the bottom of the lazy river, I don't care what your cousin told you about it.
 
2018-11-08 01:59:30 PM  
Correct. Always use protection.

Also, be careful on the waterslides and such.
 
2018-11-08 01:59:33 PM  
On your back, head first.
 
2018-11-08 02:00:04 PM  

HedlessChickn: If you think a bathing suit is gonna protect you from other people's grossness while at a waterpark, I've got a bridge to sell you.


I don't think it's the grossness as much as the chafing.
 
2018-11-08 02:00:28 PM  
Adults only?

I mean, I like it, but is the idea it's some kind of orgy site? Because most nude beaches have no age restrictions, and one thing the kids do especially well is not give a fark.
 
2018-11-08 02:01:02 PM  

Sapper_Topo: that the majority of the nudity you will see is not the nudity you want to see


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2018-11-08 02:01:03 PM  
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2018-11-08 02:01:51 PM  
Come for the lazy river, stay for the 300' Goatse Chute.
 
2018-11-08 02:01:57 PM  

Flab: HedlessChickn: If you think a bathing suit is gonna protect you from other people's grossness while at a waterpark, I've got a bridge to sell you.

I don't think it's the grossness as much as the chafing.


And, let's face it, the scrotal snags and penile jams.

/got a feeling I just named somebody's tribute band
 
2018-11-08 02:02:16 PM  
Its 23 F at Lake Louise, AB, Canada right now. Not-gonna-happen.
 
2018-11-08 02:03:33 PM  

no_tan_lines: Its 23 F at Lake Louise, AB, Canada right now. Not-gonna-happen.


Username checks out.

Also, check the tag next to the article.
 
2018-11-08 02:04:21 PM  
You have to be really careful with the chairs at the park:

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2018-11-08 02:05:01 PM  

no_tan_lines: Its 23 F at Lake Louise, AB, Canada right now. Not-gonna-happen.


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2018-11-08 02:05:20 PM  

Super Chronic: Flab: HedlessChickn: If you think a bathing suit is gonna protect you from other people's grossness while at a waterpark, I've got a bridge to sell you.

I don't think it's the grossness as much as the chafing.

And, let's face it, the scrotal snags and penile jams.

/got a feeling I just named somebody's tribute band


The Scrotal Snags is the name of my geriatric naked KC and the Sunshine Band tribute band.

And Penile Jams is the name of my millennial naked Scrotal Snags tribute band.
 
2018-11-08 02:06:46 PM  

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2018-11-08 02:09:02 PM  

Flab: no_tan_lines: Its 23 F at Lake Louise, AB, Canada right now. Not-gonna-happen.

Username checks out.

Also, check the tag next to the article.


point made :)
 
2018-11-08 02:09:15 PM  
Ah, This is That. The last really good show on CBC Radio, and it is coming to an end. Long live This is That.
 
2018-11-08 02:13:44 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: Adults only?

I mean, I like it, but is the idea it's some kind of orgy site? Because most nude beaches have no age restrictions, and one thing the kids do especially well is not give a fark.


I've thought about going around slapping "Clothing Optional" signs on the various fine waterparks, pools, and lake beaches of this area, but I figure some pearl-clutcher will be all

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/I see snow outside, perhaps I'll do it next month when ice fishing season opens up...
//If you see me on the news...
 
2018-11-08 02:15:10 PM  
I think I'd be too afraid of my tiddies slapping me in the chin going down a water slide naked.
 
2018-11-08 02:15:31 PM  

Sapper_Topo: This will not end well. I can tell you from working at Burning Man that the majority of the nudity you will see is not the nudity you want to see. Not that BM is a water park, Im just saying in an environment of "clothing optional" its typically not the beautiful people who embrace the ethos the most.


Believe it or not, people don't have any obligation to look good to you.
 
2018-11-08 02:16:36 PM  
Lake Louise: More santorum than Pennsylvania!
 
2018-11-08 02:19:25 PM  

Super Chronic: penile jams


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2018-11-08 02:20:17 PM  
Well, nearly the entire thread has failed to notice that this story is fiction.
 
2018-11-08 02:22:18 PM  
How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.
 
2018-11-08 02:24:58 PM  

Christian Bale: How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.


The decadence of hedonism?

/Agree. More just silly than satire.
 
2018-11-08 02:27:03 PM  
This reminded me, I recently learned that Howe Caverns in New York does a special International Nude Day tour.

No, I've not been.
 
2018-11-08 02:27:32 PM  

MillionDollarMo: Christian Bale: How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.

The decadence of hedonism?

/Agree. More just silly than satire.


This is That satirizes CBC itself. They do such a good job of coming up with ideas that are so stupid they could almost be real, that they have fooled CBC NEWS ITSELF into reporting their stories in the past. (Referring to an early story they did about Quebec lowering the drinking age to 14)
 
2018-11-08 02:29:14 PM  

steklo: Sapper_Topo: that the majority of the nudity you will see is not the nudity you want to see

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WELL SAID, Mr. Fatty McWeirdo.
 
2018-11-08 02:29:25 PM  

whats updog: They do such a good job of coming up with ideas that are so stupid they could almost be real


Ah the beauty of good satire. Believable, but not true...

works best that way, I think.
 
2018-11-08 02:30:04 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Not that BM is a water park


I see we're still not doing phrasing here.
 
2018-11-08 02:31:01 PM  

Arachnophobe: This reminded me, I recently learned that Howe Caverns in New York does a special International Nude Day tour.


Whene? And more importantly, whye?
 
2018-11-08 02:41:05 PM  

whats updog: MillionDollarMo: Christian Bale: How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.

The decadence of hedonism?

/Agree. More just silly than satire.

This is That satirizes CBC itself. They do such a good job of coming up with ideas that are so stupid they could almost be real, that they have fooled CBC NEWS ITSELF into reporting their stories in the past. (Referring to an early story they did about Quebec lowering the drinking age to 14)


Checks out.
 
2018-11-08 02:41:32 PM  

whats updog: MillionDollarMo: Christian Bale: How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.

The decadence of hedonism?

/Agree. More just silly than satire.

This is That satirizes CBC itself. They do such a good job of coming up with ideas that are so stupid they could almost be real, that they have fooled CBC NEWS ITSELF into reporting their stories in the past. (Referring to an early story they did about Quebec lowering the drinking age to 14)


I found the following story linked on the page to be amusing:
  CBC Historian ruins legacy of This Is That
 
2018-11-08 02:41:46 PM  
It's news like this that vindicates my wardrobe filled with tearaway clothes...if I'm ever walking down the street and see a nude waterpark opening, BOOM, naked!  No wasted time/effort.
 
2018-11-08 02:52:47 PM  
Daedalus27

You have to be really careful with the chairs at the park:

Imagine the same effect with a seam on a waterside bringing you to a very abrupt, painful stop.
 
2018-11-08 02:55:09 PM  

whats updog: MillionDollarMo: Christian Bale: How is this satire? What is it satirizing?

It's a joke or a hoax. That doesn't make it satire.

The decadence of hedonism?

/Agree. More just silly than satire.

This is That satirizes CBC itself. They do such a good job of coming up with ideas that are so stupid they could almost be real, that they have fooled CBC NEWS ITSELF into reporting their stories in the past. (Referring to an early story they did about Quebec lowering the drinking age to 14)



So...it's part of CBC, it makes up goofy fake news stories, some of which CBC then picks up as news?

That's pretty meta. Or metal.
 
2018-11-08 02:55:51 PM  

guestguy: It's news like this that vindicates my wardrobe filled with tearaway clothes...if I'm ever walking down the street and see a nude waterpark opening, BOOM, naked!  No wasted time/effort.


Dude- you can't just show up naked. You have to wait for nudity to occur.

/Can you put the tear-away clothes back together or is it a one-and-done deal?
// 'Cause that just seems so impractical and costly
/// ?
 
2018-11-08 02:57:33 PM  
Is that dick brown?
No, that's just the way the sun is shining.
 
2018-11-08 03:02:50 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: guestguy: It's news like this that vindicates my wardrobe filled with tearaway clothes...if I'm ever walking down the street and see a nude waterpark opening, BOOM, naked!  No wasted time/effort.

Dude- you can't just show up naked. You have to wait for nudity to occur.

/Can you put the tear-away clothes back together or is it a one-and-done deal?
// 'Cause that just seems so impractical and costly
/// ?


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And in the cases where I need immediate nudity, I consider them one and done.
 
2018-11-08 03:04:51 PM  

steklo: Sapper_Topo: that the majority of the nudity you will see is not the nudity you want to see

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Spoken like a fatass
 
2018-11-08 03:06:41 PM  

Big_Doofus: Spoken like a fatass


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