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(Fox News)   Here come the eight craziest things stars have done for movie roles. Yes, shifting organs made the list   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 09:05:17 PM  
Even though he's a very minor actor, the guy who cut his own arm off and lied about it sort-of takes the cake, even though I don't think he was trying to get into acting when he did it...
 
2018-11-08 09:09:08 PM  
The Death Star gave George Lucas a foot massage while in the nude. That's what I heard.
 
2018-11-08 09:25:35 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: The Death Star gave George Lucas a foot massage while in the nude. That's what I heard.


What does a nude Death Star look like?
 
2018-11-08 09:46:39 PM  
Casting.  Couch.
 
2018-11-09 12:41:50 AM  
Number seven will amaze you!
 
2018-11-09 12:50:36 AM  
Hmmm.. "Harvey Weinstein" seems conspicuously absent.

/looking at you, Meryl
 
2018-11-09 12:50:39 AM  
And Shia was like 'No, it doesn't look real,'" Lerman continued. "He walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face."

That's just Tuesday for him.
 
2018-11-09 12:57:00 AM  
"i slashed my face"

"i starved myself"

"i dislocated a rib"

"i cut off my arm"


"I. . .got piercings"
 
2018-11-09 01:06:18 AM  
shifting organs

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2018-11-09 01:13:51 AM  
Adam Driver in Silence is another one to note.
 
2018-11-09 01:23:30 AM  
I'll bet that photo of an emaciated Chris Hemsworth made some ladies sad. Here, this'll cheer you up:
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2018-11-09 01:42:53 AM  
That's nothing.  Some actors do it all the time and you never even notice.  For example, Samuel L. Jackson is really a white guy from New Zealand.  Now that's acting!
 
2018-11-09 01:43:53 AM  
I'd love to shift Emma Stone's organs, IYKWIM.
 
2018-11-09 01:43:55 AM  
However, the choice to only eat fruits, seeds and nuts, and no animal products

Wait, so he ate only fruits, seeds, and nuts....and he also didn't eat any animal products?
 
2018-11-09 01:50:20 AM  

puffy999: Even though he's a very minor actor, the guy who cut his own arm off and lied about it sort-of takes the cake, even though I don't think he was trying to get into acting when he did it...


He probably just broke it off at the elbow jerkin' it to early internet porn and has lied about it several times.

Acute Coitus Patheticus limb loss injures are very common in the ER. They disguise the true nature by calling them "Woodworking Accidents" in official paperwork, but modern saws actually have electronic safeties that can prevent those kinds of injuries now.
 
2018-11-09 02:07:42 AM  
Natalie Portman in "Black Swan"

During an interview on "The Late Show with David Letterman" via the New York Daily News, Portman revealed that she suffered an injury while filming the 2010 movie, which required a medic.

Per the outlet, the actress, who stars as a ballerina named Nina Sayers in the film, dislocated a rib after doing a lift.


A: She already HAD the role.
B: People get injured all of the time n acting roles.
C: I have a rib that pops out all of the time, I can actually pop it back in myself. It hurts, but it's not newsworthy. My sternum also gets out of whack from time to time, especially if I sleep too often on my stomach. Now THAT shiat is newsworthy, because until it pops back into place, I can't talk above a whisper and coughing is brutally painful. I think the longest was 3 full days.


Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Revenant"

I heard he farked a bear for that role.
 
2018-11-09 02:10:03 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: And Shia was like 'No, it doesn't look real,'" Lerman continued. "He walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face."

That's just Tuesday for him.


And the pic in TFA showed to little scratches on his face. Big deal. Now THIS followup is rather interesting/concerning:
Per the outlet, along with cutting his face, Lerman noted that LaBeouf also had a dentist remove one of his front teeth for the World War II film.

Dude needs some serious farking help... The little scratches on his face are pretty 'Meh', but getting teeth pulled for a role seems a little insane to me.

Yeah, I realize who we're talking about here. Still, I don't think even Crispin Glover is this bizarre.
 
2018-11-09 02:13:52 AM  
Russel Crow packing on 50 pounds for The Insider then losing it for Gladiator should be there.
 
2018-11-09 02:33:54 AM  

Mikey1969: Representative of the unwashed masses: And Shia was like 'No, it doesn't look real,'" Lerman continued. "He walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face."

That's just Tuesday for him.

And the pic in TFA showed to little scratches on his face. Big deal. Now THIS followup is rather interesting/concerning:
Per the outlet, along with cutting his face, Lerman noted that LaBeouf also had a dentist remove one of his front teeth for the World War II film.

Dude needs some serious farking help... The little scratches on his face are pretty 'Meh', but getting teeth pulled for a role seems a little insane to me.

Yeah, I realize who we're talking about here. Still, I don't think even Crispin Glover is this bizarre.


Nic Cage had a tooth pulled out without anesthesia to experience the pain for a role.
 
2018-11-09 02:51:18 AM  
Tom Arnold had to marry Roseanne.
 
2018-11-09 03:07:33 AM  
Also, not a movie role, but let's give the guy some damned credit... some more credit, I mean.

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2018-11-09 03:08:45 AM  

puffy999: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: The Death Star gave George Lucas a foot massage while in the nude. That's what I heard.

What does a nude Death Star look like?


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2018-11-09 03:09:45 AM  

Mikey1969: Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Revenant"

I heard he farked a bear for that role.


And he had a bear fark him with Harvey Weinstein watching so he could be handed the Oscar.
 
2018-11-09 03:10:24 AM  

Christian Bale: However, the choice to only eat fruits, seeds and nuts, and no animal products

Wait, so he ate only fruits, seeds, and nuts....and he also didn't eat any animal products?


Horse nuts have lots of iron.
 
2018-11-09 04:25:43 AM  
There's such a thing as too method O.O
 
2018-11-09 04:53:27 AM  

puffy999: Also, not a movie role, but let's give the guy some damned credit... some more credit, I mean.

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Mexican size pills: they work!
 
2018-11-09 04:54:54 AM  
Why don't they just act?
 
2018-11-09 05:57:48 AM  
Didn't Gary Oldman also lose a ton of weight for Sid and Nancy? I think he was consuming so few calories, they could only shoot a few hours each day. Naturally, I'm too lazy to google this.
 
2018-11-09 06:06:42 AM  

ol' gormsby: I'll bet that photo of an emaciated Chris Hemsworth made some ladies sad. Here, this'll cheer you up:
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Take away the attractive face, chiseled features, rock hard abs, healthy body weight, the bulging package, the enormous bank account, add a lot more body hair........and that's pretty much me in that photo.  And ladies, I'm available
 
2018-11-09 07:02:52 AM  

Mikey1969: Representative of the unwashed masses: And Shia was like 'No, it doesn't look real,'" Lerman continued. "He walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face."

That's just Tuesday for him.

And the pic in TFA showed to little scratches on his face. Big deal. Now THIS followup is rather interesting/concerning:
Per the outlet, along with cutting his face, Lerman noted that LaBeouf also had a dentist remove one of his front teeth for the World War II film.

Dude needs some serious farking help... The little scratches on his face are pretty 'Meh', but getting teeth pulled for a role seems a little insane to me.

Yeah, I realize who we're talking about here. Still, I don't think even Crispin Glover is this bizarre.


The tooth-pulling definitely should have had a lot more emphasis than a few facial cuts.
 
2018-11-09 07:07:35 AM  
Now this is a sacrifice:
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2018-11-09 08:01:01 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: ol' gormsby: I'll bet that photo of an emaciated Chris Hemsworth made some ladies sad. Here, this'll cheer you up:
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Take away the attractive face, chiseled features, rock hard abs, healthy body weight, the bulging package, the enormous bank account, add a lot more body hair........and that's pretty much me in that photo.  And ladies, I'm available


Username...ummmm.........
 
2018-11-09 08:04:28 AM  
Actress grew a real penis for the role.
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2018-11-09 08:10:02 AM  

GungFu: Actress grew a real penis for the role.
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That still gives me the "eeewwww" chills. Very effective. +1 but wouldn't see again.
 
2018-11-09 08:27:33 AM  
oh look a FoxNews article fetishizing suffering
 
2018-11-09 08:47:25 AM  

puffy999: Also, not a movie role, but let's give the guy some damned credit... some more credit, I mean.

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The last episode was amazing. I take back everything I've said about this season.
 
2018-11-09 09:18:51 AM  
was really expecting to see Matthew mcconaughey with Dallas Buyers Club on the list, rather disappoint about that.

Great film and he did go through a drastic change making it, and really, not exactly back to how he looked before.

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2018-11-09 10:06:53 AM  
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2018-11-09 10:37:21 AM  
Apparently the Christian Bale "Machinist" thing was a mis-read.  It specified the weight of the character but the character was six inches shorter than Christian Bale.  When you lose that much muscle, some of it is from your heart. Not conducive to a long life, but not as gung-ho as Nardo wrestling a real grizzly bear.
 
2018-11-09 10:50:45 AM  

Mikey1969: Natalie Portman in "Black Swan"

During an interview on "The Late Show with David Letterman" via the New York Daily News, Portman revealed that she suffered an injury while filming the 2010 movie, which required a medic.

Per the outlet, the actress, who stars as a ballerina named Nina Sayers in the film, dislocated a rib after doing a lift.

A: She already HAD the role.
B: People get injured all of the time n acting roles.



Yeah, one of these things is not like the others.  Getting injured while filming is not even remotely the same thing as the others.  If this is the standard, I would have to think Vic Morrow and Brandon Lee are at the top of the list.
 
2018-11-09 10:51:34 AM  
The Shifting Organs is the name of my Doors porn music cover band.
 
2018-11-09 10:54:15 AM  

Witty_Retort: Mikey1969: Representative of the unwashed masses: And Shia was like 'No, it doesn't look real,'" Lerman continued. "He walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face."

That's just Tuesday for him.

And the pic in TFA showed to little scratches on his face. Big deal. Now THIS followup is rather interesting/concerning:
Per the outlet, along with cutting his face, Lerman noted that LaBeouf also had a dentist remove one of his front teeth for the World War II film.

Dude needs some serious farking help... The little scratches on his face are pretty 'Meh', but getting teeth pulled for a role seems a little insane to me.

Yeah, I realize who we're talking about here. Still, I don't think even Crispin Glover is this bizarre.

Nic Cage had a tooth pulled out without anesthesia to experience the pain for a role.


Jesus, he could have just called me. When I got 4 teeth pulled for my braces as a kid, the DDS gave me novocaine and immediately picked up the pliers and pulled all 4 teeth with no delay to wait for it to numb me. It ruined me for dentists until I was 37 and moved to Utah, where my cousin worked for a dentist and promised me that this guy was a gentle dentist(He is). I could. Totally have told Nic that it feels like you are having something pulled that feels like it is embedded all the way up to the top of your skull. Then around the top, down your spine, and down to your toes.

(It hurts)
 
2018-11-09 10:59:32 AM  

bainsguy: oh look a FoxNews article fetishizing suffering


Oh look, a douche trying to threadshiat.
 
2018-11-09 05:38:49 PM  
Anyone in a Happy Madison production.  They have to sit around and slack off smoking weed with Sandler all day.
 
2018-11-09 11:35:16 PM  

strangecondition: Adam Driver in Silence is another one to note.


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Ouch.
I've kinda grown to like him. Star Wars was the only thing I'd ever seen him in and that was pretty meh but I see him here or there and on SNL, he's pretty good. And that figures because if you're as goofy looking at him it's really got to be about the acting talent.
 
2018-11-10 02:44:29 AM  

joepennerlives: That's nothing.  Some actors do it all the time and you never even notice.  For example, Samuel L. Jackson is really a white guy from New Zealand.  Now that's acting!


"I'm Australian, dude."

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