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(CBC)   Facebook to release its new Russian bride service - Dammit - 'dating app' in Canada today   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Giggity, Facebook, Facebook Dating, Mark Zuckerberg, company Facebook Inc., privacy concerns, traditional Facebook profile, new dating feature, Facebook CEO Mark  
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2018-11-08 12:29:57 PM  
I hear Tony Clement is back on the market.

Lord knows the blackmailer was probably central Asian in any case.
 
2018-11-08 12:46:53 PM  
It's frightening to think that Moose Jaw is actually a step up for these ladies.
 
2018-11-08 01:23:46 PM  
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2018-11-08 01:23:50 PM  
Gotta get them here and booked into Trump hotels to have their anchor babies.
 
2018-11-08 01:23:51 PM  
I actually had a Russian bride.  Though she immigrated here on her own.  Good woman, just wasn't the right one for me, and we made each other miserable.
 
2018-11-08 01:24:06 PM  
Mail order Russian Brides would feel at home in Klanberta. It's full of drunken, racist, uneducated men obsessed with hockey too.
 
2018-11-08 01:25:33 PM  
Thank goodness.  Now Canadians have a country they can say their girlfriends are in.
 
2018-11-08 01:26:20 PM  
Argh...what's with the marriage apps? No way...download...a Russian girlfriend app instead. Or better yet a Russian Prostitute app...pay for them to leave when it doesn't work out. Marriage is too much of a hassle to un-do.
 
2018-11-08 01:27:35 PM  
With all the fake accounts, there's no way that Facebook dating will end badly
 
2018-11-08 01:31:06 PM  

winedrinkingman: I actually had a Russian bride.  Though she immigrated here on her own.  Good woman, just wasn't the right one for me, and we made each other miserable.


Maybe you didn't appreciate that misery is central to the Russian psyche.  They're only really satisfied when their misery level is between 5-7 out of 10.

/I'm actually sure you know that, having married one
 
2018-11-08 01:31:55 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Mail order Russian Brides would feel at home in Klanberta. It's full of drunken, racist, uneducated men obsessed with hockey too.


You should check with your premier to see if he has any good dealer hookups. You need to chill.
 
2018-11-08 01:32:03 PM  

winedrinkingman: I actually had a Russian bride.  Though she immigrated here on her own.  Good woman, just wasn't the right one for me, and we made each other miserable.


What a perfectly Russian existence.
 
2018-11-08 01:33:23 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-11-08 01:34:10 PM  
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2018-11-08 01:34:19 PM  

MikeyFuccon: I hear Tony Clement is back on the market.

Lord knows the blackmailer was probably central Asian in any case.


Aaand we're done here.  Last one outta the thread, get the lights.

Rusty Shackleford: It's frightening to think that Moose Jaw is actually a step up for these ladies.


Or The Yorkton (unless they dislike Ukrainians)
 
2018-11-08 01:38:05 PM  
"..in an effort to minimize "casual encounters" by building long-term relationships instead and will attempt to reduce catfishing - using a fake online identity to trick prospective love interests - by importing ages and locations from a user's traditional Facebook profile."

The same traditional account that they completely made up?

Bold idea Cotton...

I've seen quite a few Tinder profiles that say their age is way off because of them lying to Facebook about it originally and not being able to change it.
 
2018-11-08 01:39:56 PM  

steklo: Argh...what's with the marriage apps? No way...download...a Russian girlfriend app instead. Or better yet a Russian Prostitute app...pay for them to leave when it doesn't work out. Marriage is too much of a hassle to un-do.


Where could I find a link for these services you mention?

/asking for a friend
 
2018-11-08 01:40:38 PM  
Because if there's one company that's proven themselves trustworthy with personal data, it's definitely Facebook.
 
2018-11-08 01:41:47 PM  
It seems odd that they would be exporting their breeding stock. It's probably just a way to plant GRU agents in the west.
 
2018-11-08 01:42:21 PM  

MattyBlast: Where could I find a link for these services you mention?


Honestly, I've had an I-phone for a year. I've never downloaded any apps to it. But perhaps try the App store?
 
2018-11-08 01:43:34 PM  
blink-182 - Dammit
Youtube sT0g16_LQaQ
 
2018-11-08 01:44:30 PM  

MikeyFuccon: I hear Tony Clement is back on the market.

Lord knows the blackmailer was probably central Asian in any case.


Patrick Brown might have some use for this too.
 
2018-11-08 01:50:46 PM  

jso2897: Gotta get them here and booked into Trump hotels to have their anchor babies.


Polish plumbers. What Canada and the US need is all those Polish plumbers that the UK doesn't want any more because their plumbing is a total write-off without a lot of work.
 
2018-11-08 01:51:22 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Thank goodness.  Now Canadians have a country they can say their girlfriends are in.


I'm Canadian, so I'm getting a kick.

/ has a Canadian girlfriend, and yes, she's real
// so are her orgasms
 
2018-11-08 01:52:16 PM  

MattyBlast: steklo: Argh...what's with the marriage apps? No way...download...a Russian girlfriend app instead. Or better yet a Russian Prostitute app...pay for them to leave when it doesn't work out. Marriage is too much of a hassle to un-do.

Where could I find a link for these services you mention?


Run for President, and the Russian prostitutes will come find you.
 
2018-11-08 01:53:05 PM  

Boo_Guy: MikeyFuccon: I hear Tony Clement is back on the market.

Lord knows the blackmailer was probably central Asian in any case.

Patrick Brown might have some use for this too.


Maybe now that he is free of the Tories, he will start a Red Wave. To the Liberals.
 
2018-11-08 01:53:28 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: so are her orgasms


Once again, "matrix" is in your handle. ..".there are no orgasms"
 
2018-11-08 01:55:02 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Because if there's one company that's proven themselves trustworthy with personal data, it's definitely Facebook.


We should build a firewall and make the Americans pay for it.
 
2018-11-08 01:56:38 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x529]


(mandatory Roofie joke)
 
2018-11-08 01:58:35 PM  

brantgoose: steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x529]

(mandatory Roofie joke)


Fark demands. I obey.

Fark is my Donald Trump, Lord and Saviour with a combever that rivals the architecture of the Matrix and the Internet combined. It's catalevered, just like a Franky Lloyd Wright masterpiece.
 
2018-11-08 02:01:40 PM  
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2018-11-08 02:01:43 PM  
What's with all the Canadian threads today? Have we finally taken over the Big Dumb Elephant to the South? Have a lot of Farkers moved to Toronto?

Why doesn't the Eh Conspiracy keep me up-to-date? Has my email sub expired?
 
2018-11-08 02:03:07 PM  

alex10294: winedrinkingman: I actually had a Russian bride.  Though she immigrated here on her own.  Good woman, just wasn't the right one for me, and we made each other miserable.

Maybe you didn't appreciate that misery is central to the Russian psyche.  They're only really satisfied when their misery level is between 5-7 out of 10.

/I'm actually sure you know that, having married one


Can confirm this to be true.
 
2018-11-08 02:03:39 PM  
What a Russian bride might look like:
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2018-11-08 02:06:22 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: cowgirl toffee: Thank goodness.  Now Canadians have a country they can say their girlfriends are in.

I'm Canadian, so I'm getting a kick.

/ has a Canadian girlfriend, and yes, she's real
// so are her orgasms


img.fark.net
/videos preferred
 
2018-11-08 02:09:46 PM  

HungryMonkey: What a Russian bride might look like:
[img.fark.net image 425x409]


*shrugs*
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2018-11-08 02:11:32 PM  

Boo_Guy: HungryMonkey: What a Russian bride might look like:
[img.fark.net image 425x409]

*shrugs*
[img.fark.net image 188x213]


yeah, I mean the black boots are a bit much, but I'm sure they'll come off when she finishes that bottle.
 
2018-11-08 02:13:09 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x529]


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2018-11-08 02:14:38 PM  
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Searching for world leader, must be orange, have tiny tiny hands and easily manipulated.
Willing to pay off debts for favors.
Will be in Brussels July 11th for hook up.
 
2018-11-08 02:15:50 PM  

elgrancerdo: steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x529]

[img.fark.net image 850x566]
[img.fark.net image 850x566]


Ok Love her in the first shirt/camisole she's wearing. very nice.
2nd photo, ehhh....long hair near an engine isn't too bright. But nice jeans.
 
2018-11-08 02:28:44 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: cowgirl toffee: Thank goodness.  Now Canadians have a country they can say their girlfriends are in.

I'm Canadian, so I'm getting a kick.

/ has a Canadian girlfriend, and yes, she's real
// so are her orgasms


:D
 
2018-11-08 02:31:28 PM  

brantgoose: What's with all the Canadian threads today?


Now that Canada is legal weed friendly, they are much cooler now. Thus the extra stories.
 
2018-11-08 02:47:38 PM  
i want a chick who can fix the roof
 
2018-11-08 02:57:41 PM  

steklo: elgrancerdo: steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x529]

[img.fark.net image 850x566]
[img.fark.net image 850x566]

Ok Love her in the first shirt/camisole she's wearing. very nice.
2nd photo, ehhh....long hair near an engine isn't too bright. But nice jeans.


Well, I mean she's got better Instagram options...
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/ Constance Nunes
// And she is a real mechanic
/// But she knows what she has too... 3 slashes
 
2018-11-08 04:12:54 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Mail order Russian Brides would feel at home in Klanberta. It's full of drunken, racist, uneducated men obsessed with hockey too.


Aww, this guy is back, still trying to make Klanberta a thing.

Keep dreaming, hon. It would be better if Alberta were actually that racist (i'm not saying it's unracist) and if it rhymed. Now if some parts of NS were really racist, you could go with Klantigonish or something.
 
2018-11-09 02:30:49 AM  

grokca: [tse1.mm.bing.net image 474x498]
Searching for world leader, must be orange, have tiny tiny hands and easily manipulated.
Willing to pay off debts for favors.
Will be in Brussels July 11th for hook up.


I hope nobody will take this amiss, but Putin looks exactly like a middle-aged French woman.

Rememeber, I am part French and can diss the French freely without being Anti-Gallican. Not yours, mon ami..
 
2018-11-09 02:33:46 AM  
Actually, very good for a middle-aged French woman. Needs some skin care advice, but otherwise Madame Poutine as they call her in Quebec, is pretty classy and hot compared to su madre.
 
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