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(I Heart Radio)   Scattered, smothered, covered, pantless   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Waffle House, Rooms, Alabama Waffle House, dining room area, Georgia, Glenn Bost, Alabama, United States  
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4678 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Nov 2018 at 2:05 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-08 01:26:33 PM  
Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied?
 
2018-11-08 01:36:08 PM  
"I didn't order sausage!"
 
2018-11-08 02:06:14 PM  
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"Another ceiling accident? I'm not cleaning that mess."
 
2018-11-08 02:07:10 PM  
Dude fell quicker than Fed-Ex, never reached his apex.
 
2018-11-08 02:08:55 PM  
So once again Im at the wrong Waffle  House
 
2018-11-08 02:09:55 PM  
 
2018-11-08 02:10:47 PM  
That's just farking hilarious.  Reminds me of overdubbed video of some tweakers getting arrested at a convenience store.
 
2018-11-08 02:16:37 PM  
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Subject is pantless.  I repeat, pantless.
 
2018-11-08 02:18:14 PM  
Where does the word "scattered" come from in the title?
 
2018-11-08 02:19:36 PM  

2chris2: Where does the word "scattered" come from in the title?


Waffle House itself.
 
2018-11-08 02:20:23 PM  
He would get far without his car and his photo ID.
 
2018-11-08 02:21:22 PM  

2chris2: Where does the word "scattered" come from in the title?


I'm guessing it was an extra card in subby's hand in trying to complete the Cards Against Humanity end-of-game haiku.

/Good job, btw, subby.
 
2018-11-08 02:22:08 PM  
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2018-11-08 02:22:28 PM  
Correction: He won't get far without his car and his photo ID.

Damn, another joke ruined by "typos". I must mention this to my doctor.
 
2018-11-08 02:23:57 PM  
I call that Tuesday.
 
2018-11-08 02:23:58 PM  

2chris2: Where does the word "scattered" come from in the title?


At Waffle House, you can get your hash browns in several ways....

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2018-11-08 02:27:00 PM  
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2018-11-08 02:29:54 PM  
Pants are overrated. But bacon, sausage links, and eggs are awesome.
 
2018-11-08 02:30:11 PM  
Is the link broke?
 
2018-11-08 02:30:26 PM  
No pants, no brains!
 
2018-11-08 02:32:48 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Is the link broke?


I think it might be. I was able to read the story, but no video was visible. That's ok with me. I'm at work.
 
2018-11-08 02:33:24 PM  
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I was expecting someone much less attractive. I'd ride it.
 
2018-11-08 02:35:01 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Is the link broke?


No. Its got quite a few dollars in the bank.
 
2018-11-08 02:37:18 PM  
In about three hours, there will be a pantless trifecta in play.

What a time to be alive.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-11-08 02:37:39 PM  
It isn't in the story, but in my head I can hear a TV anchor say: "Authorities believe alcohol or drugs may have played a role in this incident."

Wah wah waaaaaaaah.
 
2018-11-08 02:39:12 PM  
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That's no way to go through life, son.
 
2018-11-08 02:41:33 PM  
Mmm, I'm shattered, unh
Sha oobie, pantless, unh
Sha oobie, shattered
Sha oobie, pantless, shattered
 
2018-11-08 02:44:17 PM  
Sources say it was a Bad Touch..
 
2018-11-08 02:45:50 PM  

By-Tor and the SnowDogmatix: Mmm, I'm shattered, unh
Sha oobie, pantless, unh
Sha oobie, shattered
Sha oobie, pantless, shattered


Well done.
 
2018-11-08 02:47:38 PM  
I'm thoroughly confused.  He "broke in to" a 24 hour restaurant.  What in the world did he expect to accomplish in the ceiling while people were eating down below.
 
2018-11-08 02:51:03 PM  
Wes Holland reminds me of this guy

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Aw gee shucks.
 
2018-11-08 02:53:46 PM  

PghThermal: I'm thoroughly confused.  He "broke in to" a 24 hour restaurant.  What in the world did he expect to accomplish in the ceiling while people were eating down below.


Uh....drugs? His reasoning is far too advanced for us mere mortals to understand. All hail Ceilng Man!
 
2018-11-08 02:56:22 PM  
That many people in the dump and he still got away?
 
2018-11-08 02:58:36 PM  
 
2018-11-08 02:59:09 PM  

WhiskeySticks: That many people in the dump and he still got away?


It's a Waffle House in Alabama and the dude got no pants on. Are you getting up to give chase? What on Gods' green earth could make that worth anyone's time?
 
2018-11-08 02:59:33 PM  
Waffle House bathrooms have locks on the doors.  No need to use your pants to do it.

Why would you rob a Waffle House?  You might get away with tens of dollars.  You might get a patron's Timex or flip phone.

/Plain hash browns are 'scattered'.  Smothered is added onions, covered is the put a slice of cheese over it.
 
2018-11-08 03:12:10 PM  
was attempting to break into a Tuscumbia, Alabama Waffle House
Bost was caught on surveillance video going into the Waffle House's bathroom


Not sure I follow. He was trying to break into an open business that he was already in?
 
2018-11-08 03:16:29 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: WhiskeySticks: That many people in the dump and he still got away?

It's a Waffle House in Alabama and the dude got no pants on. Are you getting up to give chase? What on Gods' green earth could make that worth anyone's time?


A free something to shoot at, that's what. lulz at thinking people would physically chase him.
 
2018-11-08 03:29:38 PM  

Odoriferous Queef: Jelly Bean Raider: Is the link broke?

No. Its got quite a few dollars in the bank.


Thank you!

I giggled like a school girl
 
2018-11-08 03:35:02 PM  
Hash browns are a hell of a drug.
 
2018-11-08 04:02:57 PM  
This tiny house shiat has gotten out of hand.
 
2018-11-08 04:07:10 PM  
Remember, when you visit the likes of Shoney's Waffle House or Huddle House in the South, shirtcockin' isn't unusual, it's the natives' way of saying "hello."
 
2018-11-08 08:49:45 PM  

d23: It isn't in the story, but in my head I can hear a TV anchor say: "Authorities believe alcohol or drugs may have played a role in this incident."

Wah wah waaaaaaaah.


I'll keep it in mind for the next one.
 
2018-11-09 12:09:01 AM  
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2018-11-09 08:47:31 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Odoriferous Queef: Jelly Bean Raider: Is the link broke?

No. Its got quite a few dollars in the bank.

Thank you!

I giggled like a school girl


:-)
 
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