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(Mashable)   "Someone keeps delivering soup to my house with a note that says 'soup for my perfect little soup boy.' I appreciate the free food but I don't like soup. Please stop this"   ( mashable.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 02:12:39 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:02:08 PM  
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"DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!!!"
 
2018-11-08 03:10:15 PM  
Is that lobster bisque?
 
2018-11-08 03:11:01 PM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 530x298]
"DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!!!"


SOME SOUP FOR YOU!
/Soup Commie.
 
2018-11-08 03:11:08 PM  
so much like my dreams
 
2018-11-08 03:11:19 PM  
Oh my little honeyboy are you getting headaches?
 
2018-11-08 03:13:24 PM  
Seen fleeing the scene

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2018-11-08 03:13:51 PM  
Let he who is without sin cast the first minestrone.
 
2018-11-08 03:14:12 PM  
It sounds like you either have a loving Mother or a Big Gay Secret Admirer.

Which is more disturbing or comforting is a matter of personal taste, so I will make no further comment.
 
2018-11-08 03:14:30 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:14:36 PM  
"I don't like soup"

My rage is the rage of a thousand exploding galaxies.

No, a billion exploding galaxies.

With frickin' lasers on their heads.
 
2018-11-08 03:14:50 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:15:04 PM  
You're a little fat girl!
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2018-11-08 03:15:12 PM  
Something tells me if he ever actually eats that soup he's not going to remember much after that.
 
2018-11-08 03:15:15 PM  
Damn. How could anyone not like soup?
*having soup*

Mmmm Chicken and sausage gumbo.
 
2018-11-08 03:15:30 PM  

whynotisright: Seen fleeing the scene

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And of course, some people have as many as three Mothers or Big Gay Secret Admirers who pool their efforts to make you happy. Lucky few, we lucky few. Well, not we, but you know what I mean.
 
2018-11-08 03:15:58 PM  
Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...
 
2018-11-08 03:16:11 PM  
I dunno...I often enjoy random food items delivered by anonymous strangers.

/is that chicken?
 
2018-11-08 03:17:20 PM  

guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...


I offered to send you chow chow.
 
2018-11-08 03:17:27 PM  
A friend kept finding fresh baked goods, nicely wrapped and bagged, hanging on his apartment door handle.  Muffins and cupcakes and bread and stuff.  Like, for months, if not a year.

Finally he saw the person leaving them, and when the person also saw him they said, "Oh, I thought you were someone else."

And the baked good stopped.
 
2018-11-08 03:17:44 PM  
Fark bully won't stop sending anonymous Total Fark subscriptions to confused free Fark user with note that says "Fark for my perfect little Fark boy"
 
2018-11-08 03:17:46 PM  

whidbey: Damn. How could anyone not like soup?
*having soup*

Mmmm Chicken and sausage gumbo.


I'm in the middle of some Safeway Tuscan Tomato Bisque with a grilled tillamook cheese sandwich I'm dipping into it.
 
2018-11-08 03:18:11 PM  
Oh, that reminds me.  I have some really awesome pasta e fagioli in the freezer that I can have for lunch tomorrow.
 
2018-11-08 03:18:22 PM  
I love soup.
That is all.
 
2018-11-08 03:18:53 PM  
I think the guy doing this is crazier than a soup sandwich.
 
2018-11-08 03:19:08 PM  
If it was me I would assume my house was being watched by the soup sender.  I'd leave the house each day with one more piece of the costume until eventually, one day, I would walk out my front door completely morphed into one of the Campbells Soup kids and crying
 
2018-11-08 03:19:55 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...

I offered to send you chow chow.


This is true...and I could really use some now now.

/sorry
 
2018-11-08 03:19:59 PM  

Wessoman: I think the guy doing this is crazier than a soup sandwich.


Isn't a soup sandwich just a bread bowl?
 
2018-11-08 03:21:40 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:21:47 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...

I offered to send you chow chow.

This is true...and I could really use some now now.

/sorry


Really want a couple of jars?
 
2018-11-08 03:22:18 PM  

buckler: I dunno...I often enjoy random food items delivered by anonymous strangers.


I only do so if they give it a nice name and put it in the work fridge for me.

/I particularly like sandwiches name Linda.
 
2018-11-08 03:22:30 PM  
Earthling - Soup Or No Soup
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2018-11-08 03:23:28 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:23:38 PM  
I want some of the lobster bisque they made at the restaurant where I used to wash dishes so bad right now. Only good part of that job, free soup any time you want. The worst part was being groped by a mentally handicapped old man, but the soup made it worth it.
 
2018-11-08 03:25:25 PM  
I should eat soup more often (.jpg)

The turtle soup at Commander's Palance in NOLA was amazing. The rest of the meal was decent, but the soup.
 
2018-11-08 03:25:38 PM  
Meanwhile, around the corner, some perfect little soup boy is having to make due with Chef Boyardee..
 
2018-11-08 03:26:50 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...

I offered to send you chow chow.

This is true...and I could really use some now now.

/sorry

Really want a couple of jars?


Is this a trap?  Do I need to like give you my social security number and bank PIN first or something?

This is going to end with my kidney in one of those mason jars, isn't it?  :/
 
2018-11-08 03:26:59 PM  
This secret soup sender is either a generous grandma or it's a weird fetish thing.
 
2018-11-08 03:28:01 PM  
It's obviously either bullshiat or the recipient shouldn't be allowed to live without a fulltime caretaker.  The scenario does not make sense as it's described, therefore it's bullshiat.

It's being delivered and they know the company that's delivering it.  Contact the company and tell them to stop letting that person send orders to this address.  Done.  They don't even need to disclose the identity of the purchaser.  There's no reason for it to continue unless the recipient wants it to continue.  And that's assuming it's happening at all.
 
2018-11-08 03:30:11 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:30:15 PM  
I lived in an apartment years back, and one night, during the usual get together of second-shift food workers (beer, weed, Spades) my downstairs neighbor came to my door with a Tupperware bowl. Cute girl, kinda mousy, but so am I sometimes. We had passed each other all the time, but never really interacted. I invited her in, but she declined and ducked out quickly. I can't explain, but at the time it made me paranoid, so I let my friend have it. He turned out fine and said it was good. Up until she eventually moved away, I tried striking up conversations with her after returning the Tupperware, but she was always her shy passing-by self. I've wondered about it for years. Had she built up nerve to visit, only to be scared away by a room full of strangers? Was she flirting and lost interest when she saw my ragtag of compaions? Had she simply made too much to store as leftovers?

The world may never know.
 
2018-11-08 03:30:30 PM  

chatikh: This secret soup sender is either a generous grandma or it's a weird fetish thing.


Why not both?
 
2018-11-08 03:31:37 PM  

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I'm much older on the inside. Of course I know Soupy Sales.
 
2018-11-08 03:32:52 PM  

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"DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!!!"


No. Soup for you!
 
2018-11-08 03:32:59 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...

I offered to send you chow chow.

This is true...and I could really use some now now.

/sorry

Really want a couple of jars?

Is this a trap?  Do I need to like give you my social security number and bank PIN first or something?

This is going to end with my kidney in one of those mason jars, isn't it?  :/


No.  *hides Mason jar behind back*

Really... if you want I'll send them to you
 
2018-11-08 03:34:02 PM  

skyotter: A friend kept finding fresh baked goods, nicely wrapped and bagged, hanging on his apartment door handle.  Muffins and cupcakes and bread and stuff.  Like, for months, if not a year.

Finally he saw the person leaving them, and when the person also saw him they said, "Oh, I thought you were someone else."

And the baked good stopped.


Back in the before time, my neighbor had a huge avocado tree in her yard.  She'd bag them up and leave them on doorsteps all over the neighborhood because otherwise they'd just go to waste (and make a mess).  One of the few things I miss about living nestled between the freeway and the railroad tracks.  I'd come home, pop a couple off the tree, grab a lemon off another tree, and whip up a batch of guac.  Now a single avocado costs two bucks or more.
 
2018-11-08 03:36:30 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:37:29 PM  
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In this book there is a chapter on how to fold soup.
 
2018-11-08 03:37:48 PM  

whidbey: Damn. How could anyone not like soup?
*having soup*

Mmmm Chicken and sausage gumbo.


Can you really call gumbo soup though?
 
2018-11-08 03:38:41 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Why the hell don't I get mysterious strangers delivering food to me?  ( ._.)

I did not expect my self-worth to be damaged by soup today...

I offered to send you chow chow.

This is true...and I could really use some now now.

/sorry

Really want a couple of jars?

Is this a trap?  Do I need to like give you my social security number and bank PIN first or something?

This is going to end with my kidney in one of those mason jars, isn't it?  :/

No.  *hides Mason jar behind back*

Really... if you want I'll send them to you


Well that's super sweet of you to offer, and I might take you up on that.  :)
 
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