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(Al Bawaba)   Two British women attack Mosque with booze and bacon. Unlike Subby, was not Mosque's sexual fantasy   ( albawaba.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 01:07:45 PM  
When will these idiots learn that most Muslims are not vampires. Pork and alcohol are not supposed to be consumed, but it's more of a guideline than a hard rule.
 
2018-11-08 03:19:33 PM  
Booze and bacon? That's my favorite breakfast combo.

/just add vodak to the OJ
 
2018-11-08 03:38:28 PM  
It's not Kryptonite you idiots!
 
2018-11-08 03:38:56 PM  
If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.
 
2018-11-08 03:39:02 PM  
What a waste of perfectly good booze and bacon.
 
2018-11-08 03:39:03 PM  
two British women videotaping themselves while pouring alcohol and throwing bacon in front of a mosque in Oldham, England.

In an ominous response, two mosque attendees later videotaped themselves pouring out class and throwing intelligence around in front of the two women's houses.
 
2018-11-08 03:39:08 PM  
Free beer and bacon? I wonder if I can give them my address and say it's a mosque too?
 
2018-11-08 03:39:14 PM  
Is it too soon to talk about Bacon Control?
 
2018-11-08 03:41:36 PM  

EvilEgg: When will these idiots learn that most Muslims are not vampires. Pork and alcohol are not supposed to be consumed, but it's more of a guideline than a hard rule.


Ah hah! You're saying that some ARE vampires!
 
2018-11-08 03:41:51 PM  
I think I know what my relative meant when he called some woman a slattern cow
 
2018-11-08 03:41:52 PM  
What do these farkers think, that a Muslim will explode into a cloud of pure energy if they happen to touch pork or alcohol?
They look at pork and alcohol the same way I look at republican woman: troublesome to come into contact with, avoid touching, and never eat.  It's not like either are (actual) poison, just metaphorical.

You stupid farking coonts.
 
2018-11-08 03:45:09 PM  

omg bbq: the same way I look at republican woman


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2018-11-08 03:46:44 PM  
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2018-11-08 03:47:43 PM  
Ugh...White women
 
2018-11-08 03:47:58 PM  
Difficulty: British hot?  Wasting bacon?  Pouring out alcohol?  Oh, and let's put this first: racist farks.

WNWTF
 
2018-11-08 03:48:07 PM  

drayno76: Is it too soon to talk about Bacon Control?


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2018-11-08 03:48:10 PM  

Orionblamblam: If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.


So you are saying that his immediate apology wasn't enough when a woman reached into his personal space and brushed his arm??

So brainwashed you believe the doctored video??
 
2018-11-08 03:49:49 PM  

blatz514: drayno76: Is it too soon to talk about Bacon Control?

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2018-11-08 03:51:03 PM  
The routine used to be lard on the door handles to a synagogue.
 
2018-11-08 03:53:15 PM  

steklo: omg bbq: the same way I look at republican woman

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2018-11-08 04:00:55 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:01:02 PM  

Farking Canuck: Orionblamblam: If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.

So you are saying that his immediate apology wasn't enough when a woman reached into his personal space and brushed his arm??

So brainwashed you believe the doctored video??


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2018-11-08 04:03:33 PM  
I love it when a hijab-wearing cutie forces me to eat bacon and drink bourbon while she watches.

Sorry, what's this thread about?

/in all seriousness, those two women from TFA are awful
 
2018-11-08 04:04:20 PM  
If this mosque was like any other mosque, the women were probably invited inside and then force fed delicious middle eastern food and tea until they couldn't walk, and then fussed over by old women. 

Muslims truly are monsters.
 
2018-11-08 04:07:54 PM  
F*cking idiot bigots.


/Muslims are allowed to knowingly eat non-halal foods under duress (i.e. eat this pork chop or starve to death), and are also allowed to unknowingly eat non-halal foods (i.e. they're eating what they think is halal food but then they find out afterwards that the cook covered the meat with bacon grease just to spite them)
//likewise with Jewish people with non-kosher foods
///and vegetarians with meat
 
2018-11-08 04:11:47 PM  

EvilEgg: When will these idiots learn that most Muslims are not vampires. Pork and alcohol are not supposed to be consumed, but it's more of a guideline than a hard rule.


Between you and Stevenboof, you've covered what I wanted to say.
I actually wanted to start off "I'm melting! I'm melting...no, hold on, I'm actually not."

However, to clarify, booze and pork ARE clearly off limits. Re: pork, the Quran states that it's Haram (unlawful).

Re: intoxicants, the Quran states that it's from the deeds of the devil and to avoid it.
Somehow some people avoid thinking about the first part (of the devil), and then treat the second part like a dietary preference, eg; I avoid eating onions, but if it's already in the food, then fine.
No, to avoid something is to not even come close to it. To give it a wide berth.
 
2018-11-08 04:14:44 PM  
I once attacked a Baptist church by going in and doing the Charleston.  It was a massacre.
 
2018-11-08 04:20:15 PM  
Back in the day Muslims were actually pretty cool take Spain for instance when it was under Muslim rule diversity and nonjudgmentalism  was the order of the day when the Christians took over not so much

but it has done a flip and it's not pretty and it's very Broad

30 years ago I realized the children of the book are going to bring us all down and I still believe that is true
 
2018-11-08 04:21:25 PM  
Oh, and for the record this is a hate crime and meant to insult a specific race.

/I love using that phrase
//it ticks off a certain group
///well, two subsets actually
 
2018-11-08 04:21:36 PM  
Speaking of missing the point, don't these simps realize that the taboo or prohibition on pork and alcohol applies only the willing or voluntary breaking of the dietary rule, not to assualts by infedels and Christians (or Jews for that matter?

Alcohol and pork are only sins if they are willful and knowling acts against religion. If they are accidental or forced, you can just take a ritual bath and purify your body and soul.

It's like eating the Donner Party. God will forgive your sins, even if you did eat most the Democrats in the County. Not because you did so willfully, but because you did so under extreme duress.

When you are unkind to a Christian, a Muslim or a Jew you are not torturing them. You are created Holy Martyrs and Saints in the Name of Allah, God, Jesus or whoever.

Assholes. Sodom and Gommorah will be better off on the Day of Judgement than you, for they have not done as you and your sisters do.

RED LETTER, BUBBA-ETTE!
 
2018-11-08 04:22:23 PM  

Farking Canuck: Orionblamblam: If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.

So you are saying that his immediate apology wasn't enough when a woman reached into his personal space and brushed his arm??

So brainwashed you believe the doctored video??


The contact wasn't doctored. Just the speed at which the contact was made.

I see you've received your talking point, Tho. Well done.

#believeallwomen.
 
2018-11-08 04:22:46 PM  
40 years ago but who's counting
 
2018-11-08 04:23:29 PM  

EvilEgg: When will these idiots learn that most Muslims are not vampires. Pork and alcohol are not supposed to be consumed, but it's more of a guideline than a hard rule.


I am pretty damn sure that they know that none of the people inside might turn to ash, its people doing something offensive because they want to emotionally hurt people.
You know same way when a truck drives by people and you hear "HEY NIGEL" but we all know they aren't saying Nigel.
 
2018-11-08 04:24:29 PM  

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My guess is that the Jew just walks around the stupid pork.

And the bacon slices.

Don't make a pig out of yourselves, kids!
 
2018-11-08 04:26:19 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:26:37 PM  

Orionblamblam: If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.


You're failing to distinguish between "attack" to cause physical harm or restraint, and "attack" to insult and demean.

That seems like a pretty dumb mistake. Was it intentional?
 
2018-11-08 04:26:55 PM  
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2018-11-08 04:28:29 PM  
Oh what the heck

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2018-11-08 04:30:49 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: The contact wasn't doctored. Just the speed at which the contact was made.

I see you've received your talking point, Tho. Well done.

#believeallwomen.


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2018-11-08 04:32:36 PM  
I prefer kosher pickles on an Aztec pyramid.
 
2018-11-08 04:39:18 PM  

Resident Muslim: Oh, and for the record this is a hate crime and meant to insult a specific race.

/I love using that phrase
//it ticks off a certain group
///well, two subsets actually


Muslim is a race?
 
2018-11-08 04:45:11 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Muslim is a race?


I thought Muslim was a cloth
 
2018-11-08 04:48:15 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Resident Muslim: Oh, and for the record this is a hate crime and meant to insult a specific race.

/I love using that phrase
//it ticks off a certain group
///well, two subsets actually

Muslim is a race?


Forget it he's rolling.
 
2018-11-08 04:48:23 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Resident Muslim: Oh, and for the record this is a hate crime and meant to insult a specific race.

/I love using that phrase
//it ticks off a certain group
///well, two subsets actually

Muslim is a race?


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2018-11-08 04:52:23 PM  
Well, that was pointless. Last Muslim I knew would just put on disposable gloves to throw the bacon out. They'd probably just dump the alcohol down the drain, if not in grass.

Man some people are stupid.
 
2018-11-08 04:53:00 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Orionblamblam: If that was an "attack," then Jim Acosta needs to be facing attempted murder charges.

You're failing to distinguish between "attack" to cause physical harm or restraint, and "attack" to insult and demean.

That seems like a pretty dumb mistake. Was it intentional?


You're failing to distinguish sarcasm from journalism. Welcome to Fark.
 
2018-11-08 04:56:48 PM  
Oldham?

I wouldn't touch 'em with yours.
 
2018-11-08 04:58:42 PM  

inglixthemad: Well, that was pointless. Last Muslim I knew would just put on disposable gloves to throw the bacon out. They'd probably just dump the alcohol down the drain, if not in grass.

Man some people are stupid.


On one hand someone gave them perfectly good bacon and booze and they're just going to throw it away.  On the other hand someone is giving away perfectly good bacon and booze to someone who is just going to throw them away.  I weep for the entirety of humanity myself.
 
2018-11-08 05:01:14 PM  

zepillin: NotThatGuyAgain: Muslim is a race?

I thought Muslim was a cloth


And a religious comedy troupe?
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2018-11-08 05:02:15 PM  

Resident Muslim: Oh, and for the record this is a hate crime and meant to insult a specific race.

/I love using that phrase
//it ticks off a certain group
///well, two subsets actually


By being deliberately wrong? Meh
 
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