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(People Magazine)   It's not often you get to utilize both of your fortuitously overlapping skills as an anesthesiologist and a cave diver   ( people.com) divider line
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2018-11-09 04:31:45 AM  
Elon Musk better not Tweet about this guy, too...
 
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2018-11-09 04:40:14 AM  

puffy999: Elon Musk better not Tweet about this guy, too...


Beat me to it
 
2018-11-09 04:57:04 AM  
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2018-11-09 04:58:41 AM  
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Approves.
 
2018-11-09 05:03:44 AM  
It's good to hear they're doing well. It's a minor miracle only one person lost their life in all that(may he rest in peace).
 
2018-11-09 05:06:54 AM  
Ketamine?  Niiiiice.  Violent nightmares for all.  Still glad they all made it out OK.
 
2018-11-09 05:10:19 AM  
I'm the world's first anesthesiologist and spelunker! I'm an anesthesilunker.
 
2018-11-09 05:16:06 AM  
with any high profile story you also have to keep in mind possibility of lulzboat where traffic flows in direction of brexit empire. you know alternative right to your right side of the road. never ending celebration of opposite day. Maybe those boys weren't trapped. Maybe it's not even a team. What if it's wag the dog similar to those chilean miners "story". Maybe thats some sort of strange second hand silk roads diversionary lottery "immigration" system of tar budgets from weather underground.
 
2018-11-09 05:17:01 AM  
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2018-11-09 05:20:10 AM  
Says Vernon Unsworth, a 63-year-old and soon to be very, very rich cave expert from the U.K. who assisted the rescue and briefed the divers: "Possibly some people are thinking, 'I don't believe this happened.' But it did."

FTFTFA
 
2018-11-09 06:05:30 AM  
What is this, I don't even!
 
2018-11-09 06:12:19 AM  
I just read an article that says you wrong
 
2018-11-09 06:18:48 AM  
It would be like me stumbling on to a pie-eating contest held in a porn theater
 
2018-11-09 06:19:38 AM  
First, that's bananas. Second, ketamine, that's a wonderful weekend in Vegas.
 
2018-11-09 06:19:47 AM  
but it was the individual divers who had to keep them unconscious during the trek out of the cave, by re-administering doses of the tranquilizer ketamine along the way, according to Gutman. (In addition to their other gear and the bodies they were carrying, the divers were equipped with needles and syringes.)

Sure, spelunking is nerve-racking, while under water, in the dark, with strong currents, dragging a life you are responsible for.
Oh, and can you also shoot these kids up with sedatives?

/and if you call that Tuesday I'll slap you
 
2018-11-09 06:50:50 AM  
Oh people!
 
2018-11-09 07:02:07 AM  

chippedlogic: Oh people!


I'm a people!
 
2018-11-09 07:08:42 AM  

trumpai: with any high profile story you also have to keep in mind possibility of lulzboat where traffic flows in direction of brexit empire. you know alternative right to your right side of the road. never ending celebration of opposite day. Maybe those boys weren't trapped. Maybe it's not even a team. What if it's wag the dog similar to those chilean miners "story". Maybe thats some sort of strange second hand silk roads diversionary lottery "immigration" system of tar budgets from weather underground.


your level of insanity is worth big bucks on the black market, don't you know.
 
2018-11-09 07:28:25 AM  

sinko swimo: trumpai: with any high profile story you also have to keep in mind possibility of lulzboat where traffic flows in direction of brexit empire. you know alternative right to your right side of the road. never ending celebration of opposite day. Maybe those boys weren't trapped. Maybe it's not even a team. What if it's wag the dog similar to those chilean miners "story". Maybe thats some sort of strange second hand silk roads diversionary lottery "immigration" system of tar budgets from weather underground.

your level of insanity is worth big bucks on the black market, don't you know.


you can't measure insanity even if you use gauges from black markets of tar budgets. It's always a convenient decoy to "understand" something that might be over your head. In other words - it's about delegating to "superiors" who should be more capable to handle issues at hand. If it's really equality where everyone knows everything - it's end of the soupy road for you. black market doesn't exists apart from cooking books in back to the future fashion. It's about orwelling history filling "blanks" generated by exploits of so called "white" market, open sesame street wise guys brokeback mountains, etc...
 
2018-11-09 07:46:05 AM  
Weeks later, the parents didn't know and it was still a super secret?

But the entire world knew as soon as the rescue was over. What gives?
 
2018-11-09 07:56:25 AM  
I sometimes mix my two overlapping skills as a urologist and a muff diver.
 
2018-11-09 08:02:15 AM  
Pedo cave divers drug young boys, probe narrow passages.
 
2018-11-09 08:12:02 AM  
tl;dr: buy my book.
 
2018-11-09 08:33:16 AM  
There must have been at least one other doctor who studied anenstiology and gynecology.
 
2018-11-09 08:35:14 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Weeks later, the parents didn't know and it was still a super secret?

But the entire world knew as soon as the rescue was over. What gives?


Lack of media access and news cycle / information controlled & suppressed by the authorities?
 
2018-11-09 09:51:21 AM  

puffy999: Elon Musk better not Tweet about this guy, too...


He kinda does what he wants. He is a modern Howard Hughes
 
2018-11-09 11:19:06 AM  
Came here to rag on douchebro Musk and Fark doesn't disappoint, LOL ...
 
2018-11-09 12:03:03 PM  
Did anyone ever go back after the monsoon season ended and shoot a video showing the path the divers/kids had to take to get out?

I am claustrophobic as hell, but would still be very curious to see it.
 
2018-11-09 12:45:09 PM  

Klivian: Did anyone ever go back after the monsoon season ended and shoot a video showing the path the divers/kids had to take to get out?

I am claustrophobic as hell, but would still be very curious to see it.


I would be shocked if a single diver that made that trip didn't have a GoPro running the entire time. I'm guessing they're waiting for the best offer for their own footage.
 
2018-11-09 12:52:55 PM  
It's not often you get to utilize your overfapping skills either.

/or is it
 
2018-11-09 01:22:24 PM  

RobotSpider: Klivian: Did anyone ever go back after the monsoon season ended and shoot a video showing the path the divers/kids had to take to get out?

I am claustrophobic as hell, but would still be very curious to see it.

I would be shocked if a single diver that made that trip didn't have a GoPro running the entire time. I'm guessing they're waiting for the best offer for their own footage.


The visibility in the water was almost zero according to reports. A GoPro won't show much of anything, especially compared to a view from a walk through of a drained cave.
 
2018-11-09 06:43:14 PM  

puffy999: Elon Musk better not Tweet about this guy, too...


In fairness to Elon these guys did drug children.
 
2018-11-09 06:53:55 PM  

Klivian: RobotSpider: Klivian: Did anyone ever go back after the monsoon season ended and shoot a video showing the path the divers/kids had to take to get out?

I am claustrophobic as hell, but would still be very curious to see it.

I would be shocked if a single diver that made that trip didn't have a GoPro running the entire time. I'm guessing they're waiting for the best offer for their own footage.

The visibility in the water was almost zero according to reports. A GoPro won't show much of anything, especially compared to a view from a walk through of a drained cave.


Maybe Geraldo can take a robot in and do a live broadcast.
 
2018-11-09 08:47:37 PM  
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