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(Komo)   Alright, which one of you farkers keeps punching Justin Timberlake in the vocal chords?   ( komonews.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 03:01:37 PM  
All of us?
 
2018-11-08 06:25:41 PM  
Anyone with any sense.
 
2018-11-08 06:33:04 PM  
Sorry.
 
2018-11-08 06:45:08 PM  
He take a dick in the (voice)box?
 
2018-11-08 06:50:04 PM  

Ghost Roach: He take a dick in the (voice)box?


Subby didn't say donkey punching.

/nttawwt
 
2018-11-08 06:57:51 PM  
He should choose a partner that won't go so deep.
 
2018-11-08 06:59:26 PM  
It's vocal "cords".
 
2018-11-08 07:28:19 PM  

Walker: All of us?


Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.


Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".


I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.
 
2018-11-08 07:43:34 PM  

Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.


Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.
 
2018-11-08 07:57:24 PM  

Bluemoons: Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.

Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.


Yeah, that might mess up your voice too.
 
2018-11-08 08:25:32 PM  

bingethinker: Bluemoons: Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.

Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.

Yeah, that might mess up your voice too.


It would mine, because I'd be screaming that from the rooftops to every Tom, Dick, and Harry I met. She is truly gorgeous IMHO, and has the body of a dancer. Plus, every interview I've seen with her she seems really down to earth. And, as noted earlier, Timberlake is a hugely talented guy and also seems pretty funny and genuine.
 
2018-11-08 08:37:18 PM  

bingethinker: Bluemoons: Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.

Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.

Yeah, that might mess up your voice too.


I imagine screaming "Thank you Jesus!" everytime she drops her bathrobe would do a number on them.
 
2018-11-08 08:41:23 PM  
Or he probably has shiat for actual professional training and abuses the f**k out of them?  (I have no idea.  Just spitballing here.)

Well-trained opera singers and metal vocalists can perform for hours multiple times a week and not damage their voices.

/not professionally trained but I know what not to do, which is to say, if/when it hurts to sing, you're doing it wrong
 
2018-11-08 08:54:24 PM  

Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is


And that's his biggest problem. How dare him?
 
2018-11-08 09:53:21 PM  
Maybe he's still embarrassed from the halftime show.
 
2018-11-08 10:06:55 PM  

Bluemoons: Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.

Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.


He's lucky she's a movie star because otherwise that baby weight would all go to her butt and stay there.
 
2018-11-08 10:29:20 PM  
I want to not like the guy but then he does this:


Justin Timberlake - Say Something (Official Video) ft. Chris Stapleton
Youtube 8MPbR6Cbwi4
 
2018-11-09 11:39:03 AM  
I like Justin Timberlake. Can't say much about his music, I'm not sure I'd know a song was him if I heard it. His superbowl halftime show was pretty good though. And he's a great actor and great on SNL.

He kinda reminds me of NPH, who is awesome.
 
2018-11-09 11:39:34 AM  

Bluemoons: bingethinker: Bluemoons: Mikey1969: Walker: All of us?

Peter Weyland: Anyone with any sense.

Really?

Justin Timberlake is a funny motherfarker, he's a good actor, can dance like a nobody's business, is a great singer, and seems like a pretty good guy all around. I don't care for his music, haven't heard a single one of his songs that I remembered afterwards, but the guy has some serious farking talent and probably is better at any one of the above things than you two put together.

Qatmandu: It's vocal "cords".

I think subby was going for the joke there... Music, chord, you know.

Plus he's banging Jessica Biel on the regular.

Yeah, that might mess up your voice too.

It would mine, because I'd be screaming that from the rooftops to every Tom, Dick, and Harry I met. She is truly gorgeous IMHO, and has the body of a dancer. Plus, every interview I've seen with her she seems really down to earth. And, as noted earlier, Timberlake is a hugely talented guy and also seems pretty funny and genuine.


Hence we hate him.
 
dwg
2018-11-09 02:54:58 PM  
Jam enough cock down there, you'll end up bruising something.
 
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