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(Chron)   List of entries in the Guinness Book of World Records from Texas includes much of what you expect, like making a bologna sandwich using only feet in under a couple minutes   ( chron.com) divider line
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2018-11-08 09:11:00 AM  
Personally, I prefer my bologna sandwiches be made using only bologna, rather than feet.
 
2018-11-08 05:11:46 PM  
Hmm. not to be cynical, but at some point "that really doesn't need an entry or officiation" is a perfectly valid answer to some of these record attempts...
 
2018-11-08 05:42:58 PM  
I have a friend who lives in Vancouver. He said some people make bologna sandwiches replacing the bread slices feet they found on the shoreline.
 
2018-11-08 05:56:34 PM  
And the record for the worst coding on a news website.
 
2018-11-08 06:44:00 PM  

Somaticasual: Hmm. not to be cynical, but at some point "that really doesn't need an entry or officiation" is a perfectly valid answer to some of these record attempts...


I loved the Guinnes Book as a kid. Tallest human, fastest airplane, biggest fortune, heaviest diamond, etc. These days I see a "record" and I usually think "that's not a thing".

Looking at their web site:
Most barrel rolls on an aquabike in two minutes
Most garters removed with the teeth in one minute
Fastest mobile bed

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2018-11-09 03:25:06 AM  
Meh- no video. Feet (or a foot) diving under the end slice to get the two beneath and then out of the bag; it would be award winning.
 
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