Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman orders wig and is shocked, SHOCKED that it doesn't turn her into hot, sexy mess. She does make a perfect Dumbledore however   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, wig, silky grey wig, actual wig shop, Albus Dumbledore, headmaster Albus Dumbledore, PrettyLittleThing shopper claims, pink wig, Darcey  
•       •       •

10337 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Nov 2018 at 8:50 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



72 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2018-11-08 08:11:53 AM  
First world problems, defined.
 
2018-11-08 08:25:30 AM  
So... Someone turned a bad review into an article... and I just read the whole farking thing because I kept thinking there had to be something more to it.

But nope.  Girl ordered something on the internet and didn't like what she got so she sent it back.

That's some hard-hitting journalism right there, Mirror.
 
2018-11-08 08:27:01 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 08:34:00 AM  
You gotta iron those Dollar Store wigs when you take them out of the package.
 
2018-11-08 08:36:03 AM  
British chick?
Should have asked a trans for help.
 
2018-11-08 08:37:51 AM  
Cheap out on purchases, complain on social media about the poor quality of the cheap purchase, get 15 minutes of internet fame.
 
2018-11-08 08:51:18 AM  
Dumbledore was way hotter then her in the wig.
 
2018-11-08 08:53:23 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   img.fark.net
 
2018-11-08 08:57:03 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 08:58:23 AM  
Attention whore, disappointed with attention-whoring accessory, resorts to media attention whoring in an attempt to garner sympathy for her lack of attention whoring ability.

Also, WTF did she expect from a $20 wig?!?
 
2018-11-08 08:58:47 AM  
fail tag is for Fark linking this stupidity.
 
2018-11-08 08:59:36 AM  
It cost less than $20.
You got what you paid for: Cheap crap.
 
2018-11-08 09:00:23 AM  
Wigs can't fix stupid.

steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]


If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.
 
2018-11-08 09:02:46 AM  
And yet I can't find a quality Dumbledore merkin anywhere...  :/
 
2018-11-08 09:04:24 AM  

texdent: If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.


Although i don't particularly care for the duck-lip trend, it sort of weeds out the wheat from the chaff as I swipe on Tinder. Duck-lips = Stupidity, therefore I swipe left on those.
 
2018-11-08 09:04:51 AM  
i2-prod.mirror.co.ukView Full Size


She'd be far more attractive if she had a lot of visible tattoos.

Why can't today's teens be more like Millennials?
 
2018-11-08 09:05:05 AM  
texdent:

If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.

Pretty sure it was Hitler.

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:06:11 AM  
even though it sounds like fake news produced by fake news and it probably is - there are some things to keep in mind about folks of generation that doesn't know what is not fake news. so in their mind fake news are news unless they are conditioned to get information from other sources - you know networks that they are part of - word of mouth. in other words their "fuse" of "total recall" is engineered in a very different manner. They are used to breathing this garbage as if it's nurture rolled into second nature.
 
2018-11-08 09:06:44 AM  
Or better yet... Don't wear a farking wig. In the last picture in the article, which shows her in her own hair, she's beautiful. In all the other pictures, where she's wearing a wig, including the pink one, she just looks silly. Just as it's really hard to pull off the "goth" look, the reverse of it is also really hard to do. She naturally has darker skin, and features which complement it, including dark hair. So what does she do? Put on a goddamn Dumbledore wig, then complain that it makes her look like Dumbledore.
 
2018-11-08 09:09:47 AM  

texdent: Wigs can't fix stupid.steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]

If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.


If you could go back in time I would hope you would address something that actually matters.
 
2018-11-08 09:11:02 AM  

Dr.Fey: [i2-prod.mirror.co.uk image 615x957]

She'd be far more attractive if she had a lot of visible tattoos.

Why can't today's teens be more like Millennials?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:11:52 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: texdent: Wigs can't fix stupid.steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]

If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.

If you could go back in time I would hope you would address something that actually matters.


But if he did, then our time would change and we would never know the difference of what he altered.

/the fatal flaw in many sci-fi time travel stories
 
2018-11-08 09:13:19 AM  
One time I ordered something online, didn't like it, and returned it.

Nobody cared.
 
2018-11-08 09:13:42 AM  

ObscureNameHere: But if he did, then our time would change and we would never know the difference of what he altered.

/the fatal flaw in many sci-fi time travel stories


The International Society of Time Traveler's Convention has been postponed to yesterday.
 
2018-11-08 09:13:50 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: texdent: Wigs can't fix stupid.steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]

If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.

If you could go back in time I would hope you would address something that actually matters.


Like what? Finding you a sense of humor?
 
2018-11-08 09:14:08 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: texdent: Wigs can't fix stupid.steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]

If I could go back in time and tell the first person that did duck lips to stop it, I would.

If you could go back in time I would hope you would address something that actually matters.


Time does not matter -- those duck lips will haunt the dreams of Farkers for at least a day.  Damn, I wish subbies would give duck lip trigger warnings so I could avoid the horror.
 
2018-11-08 09:16:59 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:22:12 AM  
Is it just me or are wigs becoming more popular, especially for the white 20-something crowd? Or maybe I just never noticed before?
 
2018-11-08 09:22:48 AM  
This may have finally raised the bar for flimsy excuses to post T'n'A to get add clicks.
 
2018-11-08 09:25:30 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Is it just me or are wigs becoming more popular, especially for the white 20-something crowd? Or maybe I just never noticed before?


I don't know about wigs, but from what I've seen from various reality shows...don't judge me, you're judging me aren't you?...extensions are popular.
 
2018-11-08 09:28:42 AM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 425x239]


Yes, yes you do.
 
2018-11-08 09:29:04 AM  
I'm interested in where she got that wooden anchor and ship's wheel hanging on the wall next to her.
 
2018-11-08 09:29:11 AM  

texdent: extensions are popular.


I'll say...

img.fark.net
 
2018-11-08 09:30:25 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:39:18 AM  
glamazonsblog.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:39:43 AM  
Look, guys, I don't want to alarm you, but I bought a $3.00 pair of sunglasses from a street vendor in Thailand and they broke. Very! Poor! Quality!

Someone please refer me to The Sun.
 
2018-11-08 09:42:34 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Look, guys, I don't want to alarm you, but I bought a $3.00 pair of sunglasses from a street vendor in Thailand and they broke. Very! Poor! Quality!

Someone please refer me to The Sun.


Without sunglasses? You are just gonna squint a bunch...
 
2018-11-08 09:45:38 AM  
When you buy the cheapest product on eBay you receive the cheapest product. News at 11.
 
2018-11-08 09:49:04 AM  
The Blair Witch Reject.

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 09:50:21 AM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 425x239]


Subtitles: Black hole sun, won't you come and wipe away the rain. *creepily*
 
2018-11-08 09:52:16 AM  
What a farking moron moran
 
2018-11-08 09:53:10 AM  

skinink: The Blair Witch Reject.

[img.fark.net image 425x667]


That's Arrow bad wig level
 
2018-11-08 10:14:08 AM  
So she's not a member of the Whig party?
 
2018-11-08 10:14:48 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 10:15:08 AM  

skinink: The Blair Witch Reject.

[img.fark.net image 425x667]


Look, it has to come packaged, yeah? So it's likely to be folded or creased in shipping. Either drop it in warm water or hit with a hair-dryer to straighten it out. From there, it's more about howyou wear it. If you stand there like a schlub, frowning, shoulders folded in, yeah, you're going to look like a schlub.

Obviously what's in the ad isn't what she received. Doesn't mean she couldn't make it work. No one that sees her in that will believe it's her real hair anyway.
 
2018-11-08 10:24:14 AM  
C'mon.  Chicks were doing duck face in the 80's, as well.  I mean, look:

i.ytimg.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-08 10:33:11 AM  

Bruce Campbell vs Army of Farkness: C'mon. Chicks were doing duck face in the 80's, as well. I mean, look:


Well, can't argue with that proof.
 
2018-11-08 11:11:24 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 700x234]

Quack!

Duck lips in selfies only make you look like a duck.

Don't do it.

brought to you by the local ban-duck-lips organization and the Ad Council   [img.fark.net image 58x59]


This, entirely. How in the world did something that makes a woman look so unattractive become popular?
 
2018-11-08 11:30:51 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 200x200]


goes to 11...nice.
 
2018-11-08 11:31:06 AM  

gopher321: [img.fark.net image 511x499]


Wow, that looks like someone poorly skilled in macrame tried to hand make a mop.
Then put it on her head .
 
Displayed 50 of 72 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report