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2018-11-08 04:57:07 AM  
I'm going to take advantage of my local clinic's BOGO special.
 
2018-11-08 07:06:40 AM  
So what you're saying is that it's time to invest in metal coat hangers.
 
2018-11-08 07:35:22 AM  
Rich people will still be able to get them for their teenage daughters, though. And really, isn't that what's important?
 
2018-11-08 07:53:25 AM  
Shoot, I just was going out for drinks and abortions tonight with the gals from work.
 
2018-11-08 08:17:54 AM  
I'm constantly aborting babies into a tube sock.
 
2018-11-08 08:38:34 AM  
I'm going to go out and get a bunch while they're still legal, then throw them in the freezers so I can have one when they're illegal.
 
2018-11-08 08:38:46 AM  

fusillade762: I'm going to take advantage of my local clinic's BOGO special.


You have a BOGO special at your local clinic? Farking hell, ours only has a buy 9 abortions and the 10th is free deal!
 
2018-11-08 08:38:48 AM  
Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.
 
2018-11-08 08:40:05 AM  

envirovore: So what you're saying is that it's time to invest in metal coat hangers.


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2018-11-08 08:40:07 AM  
"They're comin' to take our abortions!!"
 
2018-11-08 08:40:38 AM  

Scruffynerf: Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.


Um.


Please connect the dots for my simple mind.
 
2018-11-08 08:40:46 AM  
Would it be inappropriate to suggest grandfathering in?
 
2018-11-08 08:41:52 AM  
What this means is that in a few years American women will be visiting Canada and Mexico if they need an abortion.

/I'm firmly pro-choice but I'd have more respect for the anti-abortion position if so many of them weren't also against contraception and sex education. As it stands 99% of the ant-abortion side just come off as overly religious assholes.
 
2018-11-08 08:42:51 AM  
I live i Oregon and voted to protect abortion access. I can get all the abortions I want.
 
2018-11-08 08:42:54 AM  
it's good example of "alchemy" engineering of blank check by madmen from MAD is ON avenue. you know there is no such thing as "abortion". it's a fake word designed to describe something unspeakable, yet inviting you to "chip" in with your "valuable" opinion balancing this circus act. So while it serves as stonewall for rioting it also serves as cover for performing "science" and "research" in related issues. There are lots of such concepts being juggled at any time, not only medical field of evil doctors, but any security or insecurity related issue eg Y2K, ozone hole, global warming, war and peace, cancer, HIV, mad cow, zika, west nile virus, avian flu, man bear pig, etc..
 
2018-11-08 08:43:46 AM  
Does this mean that Plan B won't be available at CVS now?
 
2018-11-08 08:45:06 AM  

mscleo: I live i Oregon and voted to protect abortion access. I can get all the abortions I want.


They make great last minute gifts and stocking stuffers.
 
2018-11-08 08:45:34 AM  
literally added plan B to my go bag last month. :(
 
2018-11-08 08:45:48 AM  
Can I get an I Aborted sticker
 
2018-11-08 08:47:21 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Would it be inappropriate to suggest grandfathering in?


eww
 
2018-11-08 08:47:36 AM  
I honestly believe that this anti-abortion rhetoric will backfire on the GOP. Pro-choice advocates have been mostly silent because to them the debate is settled and while the hick states may place roadblocks their state hasn't or has very few. Actually starting the process of repealing abortion nation wide however will re-energize the other side and most Americans are in favor of abortion rights to at least some extent.
 
2018-11-08 08:47:44 AM  

Abox: Can I get an I Aborted sticker


I'm pretty sure they make patches, not sure about stickers...
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/insanely heavy band is insanely heavy
 
2018-11-08 08:48:16 AM  
Anyone actually attempt to purchase a wire hangar lately?
I've gotten to the point of swapping out at goodwill and taking them home.
 
2018-11-08 08:50:31 AM  
WV only has 1 abortion provider left in the state as is.  This is about taking equal access away for poor people (most of WV) on Medicaid.  Pure economic discrimination voted for by the people who are being discriminated against.

/WV resident
//unfortunately
///pretty state, horrible people
 
2018-11-08 08:52:33 AM  
abortion laws

recreational marijuana laws


States' Rights make straaaaange bedfellows.
 
2018-11-08 08:52:43 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Rich people will still be able to get them for their teenage daughters, though. And really, isn't that what's important?


And she gets a trip to Europe out of it too.
 
2018-11-08 08:53:06 AM  

Scruffynerf: Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.


Are you going on the logic they will die having back alley abortions?
 
2018-11-08 08:53:23 AM  
Get 'em early and often before that 216th trimester abortion takes them away.

/not a productive slogan
 
2018-11-08 08:55:42 AM  
Don't worry, the Supreme Court won't let that happen...oh, wait.

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2018-11-08 08:55:46 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Get 'em early and often before that 216th trimester abortion takes them away.

/not a productive slogan


Dr. Pibbles is always happy to provide postnatal abortions.

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2018-11-08 08:55:58 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Rich people will still be able to get them for their teenage daughters, though. And really, isn't that what's important?


Don't forget Republican mistresses!
 
2018-11-08 08:56:27 AM  

DoctorCal: Scruffynerf: Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.

Um.


Please connect the dots for my simple mind.


Forcing unwanted babies on ill-equipped people means Darwin will trim the numbers down by the cycle continuing thereby ending up with more unwanted Alabamans. Hence less Alabamans. Simple. You mind?
 
2018-11-08 08:57:25 AM  
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2018-11-08 08:58:13 AM  

envirovore: So what you're saying is that it's time to invest in metal coat hangers.


Hey, it'll help revive the US Steel industry, just as the President promised!!!
 
2018-11-08 08:59:41 AM  

MBooda: abortion laws

recreational marijuana laws

States' Rights make straaaaange bedfellows.


That's what i was going to compare it to.  Just gives me another reason why I will never even visit Alabama or West Virginia.  I'll take aborting/pot smoking Massachussetts any day.
 
2018-11-08 09:02:43 AM  

vudukungfu: Anyone actually attempt to purchase a wire hangar lately?
I've gotten to the point of swapping out at goodwill and taking them home.


I get them from Housekeeping and Maintenance at work since they all use a uniform service.  They have a large closet jam packed with them.

I use hanger wire for all sorts of things.  Push rods for "animated windmills" (whatever they're called) and antennae come to mind.
 
2018-11-08 09:04:05 AM  
I've always been amused by people who are for abortion but against the death penalty.  And vice versa.
 
2018-11-08 09:04:23 AM  

CommonName2: DoctorCal: Scruffynerf: Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.

Um.


Please connect the dots for my simple mind.

Forcing unwanted babies on ill-equipped people means Darwin will trim the numbers down by the cycle continuing thereby ending up with more unwanted Alabamans. Hence less Alabamans. Simple. You mind?


/Oblig.
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2018-11-08 09:04:52 AM  
Southern states?
*checks article*
Yup. 🙏
 
2018-11-08 09:05:06 AM  

fusillade762: I'm going to take advantage of my local clinic's BOGO special.


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George?
 
2018-11-08 09:06:12 AM  
I've always been amused by people who are for abortion but against the death penalty.  And vice versa.

/I'm pro-choice, btw
 
2018-11-08 09:06:20 AM  
Evil Mackerel:

/Oblig.
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If I simply wish to prevent your murder, does that obligate me to provide all things for you for the rest of our lives?
 
2018-11-08 09:06:23 AM  
Damn, subby.  I thought that old Ruth Ginsburg chick finally died.
 
2018-11-08 09:06:36 AM  

Scruffynerf: Considering this will mean less Alabamans and West Virginians, I'm ok with this.

Take it away, Darwin.


Fewer.
 
2018-11-08 09:07:02 AM  

foo monkey: Shoot, I just was going out for drinks and abortions tonight with the gals from work.


We've found Lena Dunham's fark account.
 
2018-11-08 09:08:59 AM  

Bluemoons: Southern states?
*checks article*
Yup. 🙏


West Virginia isn't really a southern state.

The damn thing extends north of Pittsburgh!

\also a Union state
 
2018-11-08 09:10:31 AM  
But I have a coupon
 
2018-11-08 09:10:53 AM  

doomjesse: WV only has 1 abortion provider left in the state as is.  This is about taking equal access away for poor people (most of WV) on Medicaid.  Pure economic discrimination voted for by the people who are being discriminated against.


If you want to argue that price alone makes a limit unconstitutional, you're going to lose a lot of gun laws. NFA stamps aren't cheap.
 
2018-11-08 09:12:29 AM  
That will stop abortions like gun laws stop murders.
 
2018-11-08 09:13:08 AM  

steklo: Does this mean that Plan B won't be available at CVS now?


You'll have to order it from Amazon.
 
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