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(Reuters)   UBS expects to be sued by DOJ over mortgage crisis hijinks, never fit into port until third attempt   ( reuters.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Primary dealers, Justice Department, Subprime mortgage crisis, U.S. residential mortgages, Investment banks, mortgage securities, UBS Group AG, Bank of America  
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2018-11-08 04:34:36 AM  
It's always three.
 
2018-11-08 04:38:53 AM  
Try to fit it in, it refuses. Turn it around, nope. Turn it around again, suddenly it fits. You can't explain that.
 
2018-11-08 04:41:34 AM  

Smoking GNU: Try to fit it in, it refuses. Turn it around, nope. Turn it around again, suddenly it fits. You can't explain that.


I can explain it. USB drives live in 4 dimensions.
 
2018-11-08 04:57:38 AM  
So why are we not seeing any of this $7 billion plus in money being paid back?
 
2018-11-08 05:03:43 AM  
obvious fake news. one dimension about such story is job creation - where capable truth handlers try to appear busy and useful. you know phrase DOJ is obvious doublespeak. It's not only temperature related aspects of "just ice", but also red hand and red shoe diaries not to mention think about issues due to departing just ice preparing some sort of ground for games of global thermonuclear WAR-ming.
 
2018-11-08 05:29:31 AM  
UBS, which originated $1.5 billion of U.S. residential mortgages in a $5 trillion market, lost more than $45 billion when the housing market collapsed

Haven't they already been punished enough!?

Oh, wait, that was the shareholders who felt the pain of those losses. The banksters working at UBS still got their huge bonuses and have since gone on to buy giant houses in Liechtenstein and use €100 notes to light their cigars. Individuals should be punished, not institutions.
 
2018-11-08 06:03:02 AM  

SFC Army Retired: So why are we not seeing any of this $7 billion plus in money being paid back?


Because if you try to force the issue they'll just blow the bridges, hole up in caves, and shoot at you.

/then come the ibex and weaponized alphorns
 
2018-11-08 06:21:24 AM  

Smoking GNU: Try to fit it in, it refuses. Turn it around, nope. Turn it around again, suddenly it fits. You can't explain that.


Magnets. There's secret magnets in there.
 
2018-11-08 06:35:21 AM  

omg bbq: It's always three.


olig

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2018-11-08 06:48:25 AM  
"What can Brown do for you?"

/wat?
 
2018-11-08 06:53:31 AM  

aukutsutsu: Smoking GNU: Try to fit it in, it refuses. Turn it around, nope. Turn it around again, suddenly it fits. You can't explain that.

I can explain it. USB drives live in 4 dimensions.


So that's why the Trump Administration is suing it.  USB is squatting in Trump's own personal dimension
 
2018-11-08 07:15:43 AM  
They're as mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore!
 
2018-11-08 08:42:45 AM  

trumpai: obvious fake news. one dimension about such story is job creation - where capable truth handlers try to appear busy and useful. you know phrase DOJ is obvious doublespeak. It's not only temperature related aspects of "just ice", but also red hand and red shoe diaries not to mention think about issues due to departing just ice preparing some sort of ground for games of global thermonuclear WAR-ming.


Username checks out.
 
2018-11-08 09:43:12 AM  

American Decency Association: omg bbq: It's always three.

olig

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I wonder how many man-years of productive time has been lost doing that particular three-step.
 
2018-11-08 10:15:53 AM  
I always lick the tip before trying to put it in.
 
2018-11-08 10:52:15 AM  

Persnickety: American Decency Association: omg bbq: It's always three.

olig

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I wonder how many man-years of productive time has been lost doing that particular three-step.


Six Rhode Island's worth.
 
2018-11-08 11:32:07 AM  
I thought you were supposed to blow in it like a nintendo cartidge if it didn't fit right away
 
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