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(Some Iowan By Birth)   Four was one of three in George, grabbing forty-four, wasting pumpkins near Casey's. One was tazed, it was Four. Seriously   ( nwestiowa.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Lewi, Police, Crime, Assault, Misdemeanor, deputy, order Lewi, Felony  
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2018-11-07 11:29:54 PM  
wat
 
2018-11-08 12:46:12 AM  
Forget it, Jake. It's Iowa.
 
2018-11-08 12:49:22 AM  
"When a deputy arrived the males had left the area but he was told they had purchased a 24-pack, an 18-pack and two singles cans of beer."

Yep, cause when I pound 42 beers with my bro, we need that last single can to put a ribbon on that night's staggerfest.
 
2018-11-08 12:50:44 AM  
young people these days
 
2018-11-08 12:55:26 AM  
WHO'S ON FIRST?
 
2018-11-08 12:57:37 AM  
 
2018-11-08 01:01:22 AM  
Lewi picked up a folding lawn chair and attempted to swing it at the deputy.

Oh, Four crying out loud, how's that going to help?
 
2018-11-08 01:03:14 AM  
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2018-11-08 01:04:36 AM  
Lewi
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?
 
2018-11-08 01:05:04 AM  
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2018-11-08 01:11:36 AM  
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2018-11-08 01:18:43 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Lewi picked up a folding lawn chair and attempted to swing it at the deputy.

Oh, Four crying out loud, how's that going to help?


Clearly, you have never watched pro wrestling.
 
2018-11-08 01:30:23 AM  
Tones on Tail - There's Only One
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2018-11-08 02:33:15 AM  
I was told that there would be no math.
I was also told that there would be no meth.
 
2018-11-08 02:37:26 AM  
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2018-11-08 02:41:26 AM  
Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade
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2018-11-08 06:24:49 AM  
For Iowa, that's a lot of Fourplay
 
2018-11-08 06:56:46 AM  

Norad: "When a deputy arrived the males had left the area but he was told they had purchased a 24-pack, an 18-pack and two singles cans of beer."

Yep, cause when I pound 42 beers with my bro, we need that last single can to put a ribbon on that night's staggerfest.


Four people? Wanted to get 11 each.
Fair's fair.

/though drunk people not renowned for their math skill
//why doesn't "renowned" have a k in it?
///things that make you go hmm...
 
2018-11-08 07:02:22 AM  
I like the headline.  I must be mental.
 
2018-11-08 07:27:31 AM  
Uh...7 wives...7 cats...

...NOBODY WAS GOING TO DES MOINES!  HAHA fark YOU SIMON.
 
2018-11-08 07:41:12 AM  
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maybe he was upset about the midterms
 
2018-11-08 07:50:04 AM  
Pricipal caught sayof?

Also, I wonder what the names of Four's three elder siblings are.
 
2018-11-08 08:17:21 AM  
Four? You'd best not piss off his sister:

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2018-11-08 08:55:47 AM  
It's the live cast of 'Ozarks'.
 
2018-11-08 09:11:51 AM  
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting, Four?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is Viet Nam
 
2018-11-08 11:07:51 AM  
Didn't get shot?

They're white.
 
2018-11-08 01:36:07 PM  
Bob Seger - Feel Like a Number
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2018-11-08 01:38:22 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo:

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Gary Lewis & The Playboys - Count Me In
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2018-11-08 01:43:35 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Lewi picked up a folding lawn chair and attempted to swing it at the deputy.

Oh, Four crying out loud, how's that going to help?


I'm sure his friends said, "That's fantastic, Four."

/OK, that's a stretch
//I know this thing is a bit rocky
///But I just carry a torch for bad puns
////Wish I was invisible now
 
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