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(Jalopnik)   Going a little fast there, buddy. Where's the fire?   ( jalopnik.com) divider line
    More: Florida, center median, Automobile, good driving conditions, nice big helping, English-language films, dry grass, Florida Highway Patrol, Driving  
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624 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 08 Nov 2018 at 12:30 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-07 09:55:34 PM  
So, that's why they call him Smokey?
 
2018-11-07 10:26:14 PM  
It's... Beautiful.
 
2018-11-08 12:56:20 AM  
Damn, he is a dumb son of a biatch, even for a cop.  Who the Fark doesn't know how to operate a fire extinguisher?
 
2018-11-08 01:06:20 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn, he is a dumb son of a biatch, even for a cop.  Who the Fark doesn't know how to operate a fire extinguisher?


When you enter a room, safe assumption is your the smartest one that entered.
/show me your shocked face  :)
//within hours of the day I left my Ex, he called me. Toilet was farked and he did not know how to work the plunger. "can you come back and unplug the toilet? (Of note: plungers do not come with directions not that the idiot could read for comprehension)
///3 - obviously i was not feeling charitable at that point and told him exactly how I really felt about his problelm at the time.
 
2018-11-08 01:06:38 AM  
"I've got my wallet in there any everything" - The best moment of the video.
 
2018-11-08 07:09:32 AM  

no_tan_lines: Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn, he is a dumb son of a biatch, even for a cop.  Who the Fark doesn't know how to operate a fire extinguisher?

When you enter a room, safe assumption is your the smartest one that entered.
/show me your shocked face  :)
//within hours of the day I left my Ex, he called me. Toilet was farked and he did not know how to work the plunger. "can you come back and unplug the toilet? (Of note: plungers do not come with directions not that the idiot could read for comprehension)
///3 - obviously i was not feeling charitable at that point and told him exactly how I really felt about his problelm at the time.


I worked as a concierge for a fancy high-end apartment complex for awhile, and I can promise you your ex is not alone. I am still amazed at the number of phone calls I'd get from residents who had absolutely no idea how to work their plungers. But I shouldn't be.
 
2018-11-08 09:46:20 AM  
I'm betting his exhaust set that long dry grass they pulled over into on fire...and then it spread.
 
2018-11-08 03:28:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn, he is a dumb son of a biatch, even for a cop.  Who the Fark doesn't know how to operate a fire extinguisher?


I like how he backs out of the first grass fire, and then leaves the car parked on the grass.

They don't hire for smarts, do they?
 
2018-11-08 07:34:14 PM  
The asshole cop passed people on the shoulder while doing 130 mph?

He shouldn't be driving.  Period.  Too much adrenaline, too little farking brains, all for someone driving a little too fast.

asshole.
 
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