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(Canoe)   Can we talk about important issues for once? Like the brawl at the "Miss BumBum" pageant over accusations of someone having a plastic butt (NSFWish)   ( canoe.com) divider line
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4695 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Nov 2018 at 10:43 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-11-07 09:56:30 PM  
Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.
 
2018-11-07 10:47:33 PM  
I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.
 
2018-11-07 10:48:08 PM  
Huh, so it wasn't all it was cracked up to be?
 
2018-11-07 10:48:11 PM  

fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.


Buxom babe bashed: buttocks blamed.
 
2018-11-07 10:50:05 PM  
Mostly tired of fat asses, never been a fan of lard arses in general.
 
2018-11-07 10:50:23 PM  
WHAR RIVAL PIC WHAR!?!?

Seriously, how are we supposed to judge for ourselves when the freaking article doesn't have comparison pictures?

Where's an editor when you need one?
 
2018-11-07 10:50:55 PM  
Maybe instead of plastic, it's actually Brazilian wax.  They don't know.
 
2018-11-07 10:54:38 PM  
I can't believe Brazilians made an ass out of themselves.
 
2018-11-07 10:56:02 PM  
That's a lot of people!
 
2018-11-07 10:57:03 PM  

Bruce Campbell vs Army of Farkness: Maybe instead of plastic, it's actually Brazilian wax.  They don't know.


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2018-11-07 10:57:33 PM  

fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.


Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.
 
2018-11-07 11:01:38 PM  

dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.


i regret coming in here.
 
2018-11-07 11:04:13 PM  
If you're trying to win a best bum competition, don't be an asshole.
 
2018-11-07 11:04:54 PM  

dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.


Bazinga!
 
2018-11-07 11:05:42 PM  

Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.


Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.
 
2018-11-07 11:05:55 PM  
Lisa is a nut
She has a rubber butt
Every time she turns around it goes "putt putt"
 
2018-11-07 11:08:12 PM  

Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.


Keyra Augustina?
 
2018-11-07 11:08:46 PM  

Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.


No, some young lady who had a lot of thong and yoga pants pics of her butt, and she was incredibly popular here. Don't even think any were nudes.
 
2018-11-07 11:10:21 PM  
My ass is made of lard, but it's genuine, all-American lard.
 
2018-11-07 11:10:51 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Keyra Augustina?


THANK YOU! That name has been at the edge of my brain for a stupid amount of years!
 
2018-11-07 11:14:51 PM  
I think we can unanimously decide that we need to move this program forward into the future including the elimination of the swimsuit completely.  I'm waiting for the day that physical butt appearance and butt beauty and having a fit butt can be seen as empowering, but where the Miss BumBum pageant won't judge any woman on that anymore.  Instead their butts can be shown as something more substantive and the pageant can be more informative about their butts so that the viewing audience can learn more about each individual butt and why that butt might actually be the best butt for the job of Miss BumBum.
 
2018-11-07 11:17:41 PM  

Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.


Yeah, and the George Thorogood song on another video.  Wasn't there 3 videos of her back then?  Then years later she did some face shots and i think was a musician.
 
2018-11-07 11:19:48 PM  
Two trans women took part for the first time this year.

Equal opportunity objectification.
 
2018-11-07 11:20:12 PM  
The Bum Bum Song
Youtube qJfnOdVeHxg


/sorry
 
2018-11-07 11:21:26 PM  
I can't wait until this trend of giant, fat asses being attractive goes away.
 
2018-11-07 11:27:01 PM  

abhorrent1: I can't wait until this trend of giant, fat asses being attractive goes away.


2020
 
2018-11-07 11:38:47 PM  

Boojum2k: Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.

No, some young lady who had a lot of thong and yoga pants pics of her butt, and she was incredibly popular here. Don't even think any were nudes.


Rainbow Brote?
 
2018-11-07 11:49:25 PM  
raerae could end this debate pretty damn quickly
 
2018-11-07 11:49:29 PM  

dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.


Bruh..
 
2018-11-07 11:58:39 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.

Yeah, and the George Thorogood song on another video.  Wasn't there 3 videos of her back then?  Then years later she did some face shots and i think was a musician.


Just Googled her. Apparently she's on pornhub now.
 
2018-11-08 12:16:59 AM  
Much more watchable than Trump's crappy Miss America pageant.
 
2018-11-08 12:18:24 AM  

ayretise: [YouTube video: The Bum Bum Song]

/sorry


Don't be sorry, I'm just drunk enough to appreciate that.
 
2018-11-08 12:48:19 AM  

Barry McCockner: raerae could end this debate pretty damn quickly


Dude, what's up?
 
2018-11-08 01:01:44 AM  
The judges in this pageant seem pretty brutal:

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2018-11-08 01:10:29 AM  

Badafuco: Barry McCockner: raerae could end this debate pretty damn quickly

Dude, what's up?


Living. Glad to see you're doing the same!
 
2018-11-08 01:44:10 AM  

PyroStock: I think we can unanimously decide that we need to move this program forward into the future including the elimination of the swimsuit completely.  I'm waiting for the day that physical butt appearance and butt beauty and having a fit butt can be seen as empowering, but where the Miss BumBum pageant won't judge any woman on that anymore.  Instead their butts can be shown as something more substantive and the pageant can be more informative about their butts so that the viewing audience can learn more about each individual butt and why that butt might actually be the best butt for the job of Miss BumBum.


counterpoint: jk no counterpoint, this is a bookmark
 
2018-11-08 02:41:11 AM  
Plastic parts are made for toys!

/ Sao Paolo face
// and the Manaus Booty
/// Equatorial slashies
 
2018-11-08 06:43:26 AM  
My bum is on the stage
My bum is on the stage
But someone said "That's plastic!"
And attacked me in a rage

/shoot me now
 
2018-11-08 07:05:33 AM  

fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.


How many millions were in that fight?
 
2018-11-08 07:28:29 AM  
Sounds like they need a professional butt technician/judge.  I'll take the Buttmobile to the Buttcopter and I'll fly the Buttwing right there.  Better pack some butt luggage.  You know.  Junk in the trunk.
 
2018-11-08 07:42:32 AM  

Barry McCockner: raerae could end this debate pretty damn quickly


I thought "calling out" a Farker is verboten.

Calling out of other Farkers

/Maybe that's why you pay for TF?
//Or maybe you're just handsome
///Possibly attractive
////Don't be unattractive
 
2018-11-08 08:07:37 AM  

Lipspinach: Felix_T_Cat: Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.

Yeah, and the George Thorogood song on another video.  Wasn't there 3 videos of her back then?  Then years later she did some face shots and i think was a musician.

Just Googled her. Apparently she's on pornhub now.


<starts chugging water>
 
2018-11-08 08:08:37 AM  
so it's just a kardashian competition.

excuse me for a moment

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2018-11-08 08:20:53 AM  

dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.


Bravo!
 
2018-11-08 08:21:25 AM  

Thosw: Boojum2k: I don't even remember a name, but I remember some Brazilian girl who was constantly posted on Fark 12-14 years ago with "the best butt ever" and hers still surpasses those ITFA.

Was it the video w/ Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project? Dear god I lost a lot of hydration that year.


Keira something or other...
 
2018-11-08 08:23:57 AM  
Note to self:  read the entire thread before replying to 9-hour old posts.
 
2018-11-08 08:31:56 AM  

some_beer_drinker: dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.

i regret coming in here.


Is this where we do the Fark "Phrasing!" thing?
 
2018-11-08 09:04:29 AM  

dammit just give me a login: fusillade762: Brazilians brawl over bogus butt.

Buxom beautiful Brazilian blonde begins biatchy brawl by beating brunette best booty babe because bodacious butt believed bogus.


+1, As Subby, I give that an "Orson Wells Clapping.gif"

/next time for you, sir.
 
2018-11-08 10:14:51 AM  
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2018-11-08 01:14:00 PM  
That's some fun video right there!
I expected a pro wrestling match to start any second.
 
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