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(CNN) NewsFlash Jeff Sessions is out, meaning - you guessed it - we might finally get our hands on that golden Wu-Tang record   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2018-11-07 03:01:32 PM  
If you were expecting Mueller to save us, this is the moment when you realize it isn't going to happen.
 
2018-11-07 03:01:33 PM  
This is fine. Everything is fine.
 
2018-11-07 03:01:44 PM  
Ah, thank goodness. The Keebler Elf is baked.
 
2018-11-07 03:01:50 PM  
Who could have possibly predicted this?
 
2018-11-07 03:01:50 PM  
May he burn in hell forever.
 
2018-11-07 03:01:50 PM  
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2018-11-07 03:01:51 PM  
Jesus Christ it that didn't take long after the elections :o
 
2018-11-07 03:01:54 PM  
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"I'm gonna spend my free time focusing on my baking"
 
2018-11-07 03:02:04 PM  
Resigned by order of Emperor Trump so Trump can get his guy in there to fire Mueller. Dem House win has really scared the sh*t out of him.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:07 PM  
BINGO!
 
2018-11-07 03:02:10 PM  

JimmyTheHutt: If you were expecting Mueller to save us, this is the moment when you realize it isn't going to happen.


Da, Comrade.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:12 PM  
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2018-11-07 03:02:15 PM  
Hold on to your butts.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:18 PM  
Normal behavior.  Nothing to see.  This happens all the time.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:25 PM  
HOLY!  FARKING!  SHIAT!!
 
2018-11-07 03:02:28 PM  
Interesting times....

Be god damned afraid
 
2018-11-07 03:02:30 PM  
So how fast will he try to pull another Massacre? MidWeek? Friday? Saturday?

Goddammit.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:34 PM  
'And Here We Go' - Joker
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2018-11-07 03:02:35 PM  
So, was he fired, or did he quit? Does it really even matter?
This doesn't look good...
 
2018-11-07 03:02:44 PM  
I need an adult.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:45 PM  
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2018-11-07 03:02:52 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Jesus Christ it that didn't take long after the elections :o


If you account for the time it took to draft the letter, he probably told Sessions to quit the moment the polls closed in Hawaii.
 
2018-11-07 03:02:53 PM  
I've hated him since living in Montgomery for a while
 
2018-11-07 03:02:54 PM  
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2018-11-07 03:02:59 PM  
Well I got a conference call soon. I'll be checking in from time to time to see if the bombs are falling yet
 
2018-11-07 03:03:02 PM  
As a black man, I find it VERY hard to care that Jeff Sessions is no longer the head cop in the USA. I feel safer.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:05 PM  
So, they were really waiting to see if the House flipped. Bye bye Rod, and Mueller investigation to be shiatcanned.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:09 PM  
Mueller fired by tomorrow.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:10 PM  
I don't care, do you?
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2018-11-07 03:03:13 PM  

JimmyTheHutt: If you were expecting Mueller to save us, this is the moment when you realize it isn't going to happen.


Based on....? What exactly? DOJ has been pretty clear that he's going to continue. The House will now do everything in their power to make sure that stays. Even if Mueller gets fired it doesn't mean it goes away.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:14 PM  
Out of his Dream Job.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:20 PM  

NicoFinn: I need an adult.


You'll find none here :(
 
2018-11-07 03:03:33 PM  

Percise1: So, was he fired, or did he quit? Does it really even matter?
This doesn't look good...


"At Trump's Request" - fired.
 
2018-11-07 03:03:37 PM  
No Elf on the Shelf in the White House this Christmas?
 
2018-11-07 03:03:39 PM  
So, weed is legal everywhere now right?
 
2018-11-07 03:03:40 PM  
So he spent an hour and a half in front of the press and never bothered to mention this?

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2018-11-07 03:03:43 PM  
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2018-11-07 03:03:57 PM  

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You go first!
 
2018-11-07 03:03:57 PM  

phimuskapsi: JimmyTheHutt: If you were expecting Mueller to save us, this is the moment when you realize it isn't going to happen.

Based on....? What exactly? DOJ has been pretty clear that he's going to continue. The House will now do everything in their power to make sure that stays. Even if Mueller gets fired it doesn't mean it goes away.


I sense a lot of *concern* from Jimmy .
 
2018-11-07 03:03:58 PM  

Percise1: So, was he fired, or did he quit? Does it really even matter?
This doesn't look good...


He was asked to resign, so fired.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:01 PM  
No! His precious evil!!! Gone? This cannot be!!! Why??? He's melting... melting... What a world; what a world...
 
2018-11-07 03:04:05 PM  

Percise1: So, was he fired, or did he quit? Does it really even matter?
This doesn't look good...


If it was at Trump's request, it's a firing.  I refuse to read it any other way.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:13 PM  

Percise1: So, was he fired, or did he quit? Does it really even matter?
This doesn't look good...


I would argue that if someone asks you to resign, you've been fired.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:18 PM  
*Diverting power to phasers*
 
2018-11-07 03:04:21 PM  

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Ah, thank goodness. The Keebler Elf is baked.


He's going to spend more time with his tree.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:28 PM  
On the one hand, Jeff Sessions is an old, racist elf who is emblematic of every despicable Republican policy in the last 50 years.

On the other hand, fark Donald Trump and fark anyone who he appoints.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:29 PM  

TorpedoOrca: NicoFinn: I need an adult.

You'll find none here :(


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2018-11-07 03:04:39 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: As a black man, I find it VERY hard to care that Jeff Sessions is no longer the head cop in the USA. I feel safer.


Even without knowing who his replacement will be?
 
2018-11-07 03:04:43 PM  
Trump will try to implode Mueller's investigation before the new house gets in.
 
2018-11-07 03:04:52 PM  

phimuskapsi: JimmyTheHutt: If you were expecting Mueller to save us, this is the moment when you realize it isn't going to happen.

Based on....? What exactly? DOJ has been pretty clear that he's going to continue. The House will now do everything in their power to make sure that stays. Even if Mueller gets fired it doesn't mean it goes away.


Nancy doesn't take over until January.
 
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