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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ever suspected your neighbors are smoking or growing pot? Here are the steps you can take. Minding your own damn business is suspiciously missing   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-11-07 02:14:39 PM  
You see this off-loading pallets at their house:

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2018-11-07 02:20:08 PM  
Once a marijuana was smoked in my building and so I pulled the fire alarm to get everyone out to save their lives and then they beat me to death. True story.
 
2018-11-07 02:21:16 PM  
Don't be that guy!
 
2018-11-07 02:21:49 PM  
The neighbors had better be sharing.
 
2018-11-07 02:22:33 PM  
Oh geez,

CSB

Both my neighbors on the right side and left side of my house smoke and sell weed.

Now, I love it and have no problem with it, My wife on the other hand can't stand the smell.

So when she comes in from and tells me the "neighbors are at it again" i quickly run out there and see if I can grab a quick hit.
 
2018-11-07 02:23:34 PM  
PUFF, PUFF, PASS???
 
2018-11-07 02:23:56 PM  
I'm glad my neighbors aren't dicks.
 
2018-11-07 02:24:14 PM  
I'm kicking that privacy fence down unless you share some of that shiat, Frank!
 
2018-11-07 02:25:15 PM  
Ha ha it's legal here

/WA
 
2018-11-07 02:25:36 PM  
CSB: Several years ago while house hunting we looked at a place that had a large windowless shed in the back yard. We took a look inside and there were lots of built in shelves and the remains of wiring for what was probably heat lamps, and some tubing from a drip irrigation system. And it still stank of weed even after being months since the people moved out.

I asked the realtor if the previous owners were doing a dime for distribution but she just laughed it off.

/did not but the house
 
2018-11-07 02:25:39 PM  
A number of years back a friend of mine bought a cabin in the woods back in Franklin country VA.  When they went up to move in there were a couple of bottle of moonshine sitting on the porch.  Every Christmas there are a few more.  Mind your own business and they'll take care of you.

Don't say anything and you might manage to score some "samples"
 
2018-11-07 02:26:21 PM  

FortyHams: Once a marijuana was smoked in my building and so I pulled the fire alarm to get everyone out to save their lives and then they beat me to death. True story.


No, that's Becky.
 
2018-11-07 02:27:27 PM  
I thought you just set their house on fire and watched the fireman get stoned.

\ Was that wrong?
\\ They seemed to enjoy it.
\\\ Have you ever really looked at a firetruck?
 
2018-11-07 02:27:52 PM  
If I wasn't job hunting, I'd be all "mind if I cook you something good in exchange?"

Not even wanting to get high, but could badly use a painkiller/appetite improvement. Sadly, I'm in a state where pot will be recognized as legal only if forced by the Federal government.
 
2018-11-07 02:27:52 PM  
So one day I am out on the back deck, I just got done walking my dog in my backward and I can see into my neighbor's yard. I smell pot so I get excited (cause I don't have any and I'm in the mood for some) and I notice a huge cloud coming over the fence. Now, from where I am standing I see two or three people passing a J...

Never in my 8 years has the neighbor ever said my name.

All of a sudden I hear...

"Hey Steklo!"

Its the neighbor waiving. (which he's never done) I assume he's stoned.

So I waive back a hearty hello wave and say something stupid like..."Wow, it smells like skunk over there!" and he shows me the J and says..."Smoke 'em if you got em man"

I was hoping for an invite.
 
2018-11-07 02:27:57 PM  
Heh, when the wife and I bought our house a few months ago, we suspected our neighbors smoke.

Turns out they thought the same about us, so one day the husband just asks me out of the blue if we smoke. Been smoking with them since.
 
2018-11-07 02:29:00 PM  
Wow, what a douch the author must be. I bet no one ever comes to his partys
 
2018-11-07 02:29:13 PM  
"Cultivate a connection that you don't have to drive across town to score" noticeably absent.

/Weed dealing neighbors are wonderfully convenient.
 
2018-11-07 02:30:20 PM  
Nightmare neighbours smoking cannabis inside their own homes is a common problem for communities across Britain.

Adults doing something I don't like in the privacy of their own homes? How completely horrifying, someone should do something.
 
2018-11-07 02:31:09 PM  
Dude, don't you know that, like, snitches get biatchez...  Hold on, wait, that's not right. Dude, don't you know that sneeches get ceviches? Oh man, I could go for some ceviche right now. Maybe with some ahi and little lime, some chili peppers and a little cilantro. That would be awesome
 
2018-11-07 02:32:03 PM  
8 years ago when searching for a house, we found one we liked. (the house were we live now) and we come out of the realtor's car and on the front lawn I see an empty plastic bag with the corner ripped out. I pick it up and the wife tells me to put it down.

What are you doing picking up empty baggies like that? You don't know what was in them!" She yells.

It was too late, I noticed there was a few granules of pot left in the bag. I put the bag down and told her and the real estate agent...

"we'll take it"
 
2018-11-07 02:32:15 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Wow, what a douch the author must be. I bet no one ever comes to his partys


It's funny that you think they throw parties.  Bible studies and slide shows of their vacation aren't really parties...
 
2018-11-07 02:32:29 PM  
Unless they're beating the spouse and/or kids or have a kidnapped victim chained up in the basement or are an adult watching Barney reruns non-stop*, I neither need nor want to know what goes on in my neighbors' houses. It falls under the sacred Rule of NoneYa: Ain't none ya business.

* Knowing little factoids like that inform me as to whether said neighbor is batsh*t crazy and everything down to eye contact should be avoided.
 
2018-11-07 02:32:42 PM  

Wonktnod: Adults doing something I don't like in the privacy of their own homes? How completely horrifying, someone should do something.


shhhh.....keep it down now, voices carry....
 
2018-11-07 02:34:34 PM  
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2018-11-07 02:34:48 PM  

poorjon: Dude, don't you know that, like, snitches get biatchez...  Hold on, wait, that's not right. Dude, don't you know that sneeches get ceviches? Oh man, I could go for some ceviche right now. Maybe with some ahi and little lime, some chili peppers and a little cilantro. That would be awesome


No rhyme man

sneeches get peaches is the way to go.
 
2018-11-07 02:36:55 PM  

steklo: Wonktnod: Adults doing something I don't like in the privacy of their own homes? How completely horrifying, someone should do something.

shhhh.....keep it down now, voices carry....


'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry
Youtube uejh-bHa4To
 
2018-11-07 02:37:05 PM  
Wife and I sit on our front porch some days and just watch the drama.  For some reason, both pot houses on my street have a lot of drama, and despite several houses between them, they seem to only bother each other.  Which just adds to the entertainment.  It's not even limited to pot, they have issues with each other's kids, and other silly things.   First time, I was chatting with neighbor next door when a young woman showed up to one pot house, and started pounding away, screaming she wants her panties back.  This went on over 30 minutes before someone living there showed up.  Suddenly young woman was calm and more rational.  It got much funnier over the next couple years.
 
2018-11-07 02:37:29 PM  
By the year 2000 we'll be vaping all our drugs and smell will no longer be a factor.
 
2018-11-07 02:38:41 PM  
Unless you're using the proceeds to traffic in children I won't lift a finger
 
2018-11-07 02:39:03 PM  

almejita: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uejh-bHa​4To]


Yup. Exactly. Funny saw that video this past weekend on MTV Classics too....
 
2018-11-07 02:40:14 PM  
I know my neighbors grow pot because I can see the plants growing in their yard.

/legal to do that here
 
2018-11-07 02:40:44 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Unless they're beating the spouse and/or kids or have a kidnapped victim chained up in the basement or are an adult watching Barney reruns non-stop*, I neither need nor want to know what goes on in my neighbors' houses. It falls under the sacred Rule of NoneYa: Ain't none ya business.

* Knowing little factoids like that inform me as to whether said neighbor is batsh*t crazy and everything down to eye contact should be avoided.


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2018-11-07 02:41:45 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I know my neighbors grow pot because I can see the plants growing in their yard.

/legal to do that here


No matter how legal it gets here, I would imagine growing pot plants in plain sight will be a bad idea.  Thieves be thieving.
 
2018-11-07 02:41:56 PM  
It sucks to smell what other people are smoking, especially when you're in your own house. I don't care if it's tobacco or cigarettes.

But that doesn't mean there is anything you can or should do about it.
 
2018-11-07 02:42:39 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Unless they're beating the spouse and/or kids or have a kidnapped victim chained up in the basement or are an adult watching Barney reruns non-stop*, I neither need nor want to know what goes on in my neighbors' houses. It falls under the sacred Rule of NoneYa: Ain't none ya business.

* Knowing little factoids like that inform me as to whether said neighbor is batsh*t crazy and everything down to eye contact should be avoided.


Miller or The Dinosaur?
 
2018-11-07 02:43:20 PM  

FortyHams: By the year 2000 we'll be vaping all our drugs and smell will no longer be a factor.


*blinks*
 
2018-11-07 02:44:46 PM  
The Mirror is a newspaper for scared but slow-witted old people who buy into the propaganda about scary, SCARY DRUGS!!

Fortunately, the base that blindly supports the anti-pot busy-bodies is dying off. When that happens, it will become politically expedient to repeat these unproductive laws.

It's happened here in Ontario and Michigan, and it will eventually happen in the UK.
 
2018-11-07 02:45:23 PM  

lack of warmth: a young woman showed up to one pot house, and started pounding away, screaming she wants her panties back.


CSB

the neighbor to the left of me has a side apartment where the oldest son of the parents (owners of the house live) he's the pot dealer.

One night around 1AM I am out back smoking a cigarette and I hear someone park his car, open the gate and run down the cellar stairs. I hear him fall and he curses and then starts banging on the door...HEY man! I left my keys! Open the door man! Ohhh My knee!

I can't see a thing because there's a fence between our homes....but I can hear everything.

"Yo dude! let me in! I need a condom! I met a chick at the bar and she wants to do me!!! Damn my knee hurts!

This continues...

"Yo dude....just open the door and throw me a condom!"

More banging on the door...

"This isn't funny man!  open the god-damned door! I'm, too drunk to be driving to CVS man!"

I get tired of hearing any more of this and I run inside and get a condom.

I come back out side and throw it over the fence.

"Oh Man, thank YOU!!!!! Thank you!!!!"

I hear him run up the stairs back to his car....

A few seconds later he throws the condom back over the fence.

"Yo dude...too late, she's passed out."
 
2018-11-07 02:45:32 PM  
"Drop by with snacks and beer" suspiciously absent.
 
2018-11-07 02:45:39 PM  
Some folks say that smoking herb is a crime
If they catch us smoking they're bound to drop the dime
Insufferable informer crazy fools
Wait with their fingers crossed for you to break the rules

And in the evening we try to jam
We like the music loud in this here band
We let the bass line drop as loud as we can stand
Somebody always gotta turn informer for the man

I wanna know know right now
Is there one of you in the crowd
Are you gonna call 9-1-1
And spoil all of my fun
You crazy fool

Me never never never never go call a 

I'm in the mood
Get ready
I'm in the mood
Come on now
I'm in the mood
Are you ready?
I'm in the mood
Come on now, yeah, come on

Load up the bong
Crank up the song
Let the informer call 9-1-1

Load up the bong
Crank up the song
Let the informer call 9-1-1

And when security police force wan' arrive
Don't try to run, don't try to hide
Just pull out the nine pop in the clip
And let one slip into these crazy fools
 
2018-11-07 02:47:37 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: A number of years back a friend of mine bought a cabin in the woods back in Franklin country VA.  When they went up to move in there were a couple of bottle of moonshine sitting on the porch.  Every Christmas there are a few more.  Mind your own business and they'll take care of you.

Don't say anything and you might manage to score some "samples"


In Appalachia, a couple oz of MJ or a mason jar of moonshine is considered currency.  Has higher value than the dollar as well.  People would rather have the shine or smoke than the money.
 
2018-11-07 02:47:37 PM  

lack of warmth: Solid State Vittles: I know my neighbors grow pot because I can see the plants growing in their yard.

/legal to do that here

No matter how legal it gets here, I would imagine growing pot plants in plain sight will be a bad idea.  Thieves be thieving.


well in a legal state you can just call the cops, say someone stole stuff from you and show them the camera footage and wait for them to get busted.

I could only see kids stealing plants and even then they would have to time it right, then they would also learn that they now have ALOT of work ahead of them. They are going to need a place to trim it, the time to do it and a place to cure it for 7-14 days depending before you would even start to resemble commercial MJ

much easier to just buy weed unless you know what you are doing and those that do aren't stealing a few plants from outside.
 
2018-11-07 02:49:14 PM  
England will never lose it's Victorian hatred for weed. The Cons there are stodgier and codgier than any decrepit American Con. Hell, the rich old white dudes in the USA try to emulate the fops over there. It's a plague of upper class twits.

/ To the Awards with them.
 
2018-11-07 02:49:56 PM  

steklo: almejita: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uejh-bHa​4To]

Yup. Exactly. Funny saw that video this past weekend on MTV Classics too....


MTV plays videos now?
 
2018-11-07 02:50:32 PM  

CrazyCurt: England will never lose it's Victorian hatred for weed. The Cons there are stodgier and codgier than any decrepit American Con. Hell, the rich old white dudes in the USA try to emulate the fops over there. It's a plague of upper class twits.

/ To the Awards with them.


Well, that's good news for Amsterdam's tourism.
 
2018-11-07 02:51:06 PM  

steklo: lack of warmth: a young woman showed up to one pot house, and started pounding away, screaming she wants her panties back.

CSB

the neighbor to the left of me has a side apartment where the oldest son of the parents (owners of the house live) he's the pot dealer.

One night around 1AM I am out back smoking a cigarette and I hear someone park his car, open the gate and run down the cellar stairs. I hear him fall and he curses and then starts banging on the door...HEY man! I left my keys! Open the door man! Ohhh My knee!

I can't see a thing because there's a fence between our homes....but I can hear everything.

"Yo dude! let me in! I need a condom! I met a chick at the bar and she wants to do me!!! Damn my knee hurts!

This continues...

"Yo dude....just open the door and throw me a condom!"

More banging on the door...

"This isn't funny man!  open the god-damned door! I'm, too drunk to be driving to CVS man!"

I get tired of hearing any more of this and I run inside and get a condom.

I come back out side and throw it over the fence.

"Oh Man, thank YOU!!!!! Thank you!!!!"

I hear him run up the stairs back to his car....

A few seconds later he throws the condom back over the fence.

"Yo dude...too late, she's passed out."


Everytime a see a post of yours start with CSB:

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2018-11-07 02:51:13 PM  

steklo: "Yo dude...too late, she's passed out."


With her unconscious, he continued anyway because she couldn't protest bareback riding?
 
2018-11-07 02:52:40 PM  

kindms: well in a legal state you can just call the cops, say someone stole stuff from you and show them the camera footage and wait for them to get busted.


You're funny.  The odds of cops showing up for a break in, or an assault is unlikely where I live.
 
2018-11-07 02:52:55 PM  

almejita: MTV plays videos now?


MTV Classic.

It used to be called VH1 Classic but yeah MTV Classic plays all the old videos in decade blocks...

There's I want my 80's!
And 90's Nation

and even better, they sometimes show 120 Minutes!
 
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