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(The Korea Times)   King of porn detained for assault and abuse of employees. In related news, pornography is a constitutional monarchy   ( koreatimes.co.kr) divider line
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2018-11-07 01:31:18 PM  
Obvious comment:

it's GOOD to be the KING.flv
Youtube StJS51d1Fzg
 
2018-11-07 01:34:06 PM  
You're fooling yourself, subby. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...wait, I'll stop bringing class into it again.
 
2018-11-07 02:09:01 PM  
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Why's that?
He hasn't got jizz all over him.
 
2018-11-07 02:10:01 PM  
I didn't vote for him.
 
2018-11-07 02:11:08 PM  

mjjt: Obvious comment:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/StJS51d1​Fzg]


Obviousier
Porn Kings - Up To No Good (Original Mix)
Youtube vITZ9COqfvI
 
2018-11-07 02:11:22 PM  
Is Peter North assaulting people with his peener? Or was it just Ron Jeremy having a heart attack on top of one of the actresses again?
 
2018-11-07 02:11:23 PM  
Were they on an island?
 
2018-11-07 02:13:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.


Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...
 
2018-11-07 02:14:09 PM  
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2018-11-07 02:14:14 PM  

moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...


That's not water...
 
2018-11-07 02:14:18 PM  
Sting has a brother?
 
2018-11-07 02:14:57 PM  

guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...


Help!  I'm being repressed!
 
2018-11-07 02:15:07 PM  
How can he be the king of porn if I've never heard of him? You're not a real king!
 
2018-11-07 02:18:03 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...

Help!  I'm being repressed!


That's not the safe word!

*intensifies repression*
 
2018-11-07 02:18:20 PM  
There's a little black spot on her butt today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.
 
2018-11-07 02:18:37 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Sting has a brother?


Is Sting the King Of Spain?
 
2018-11-07 02:20:00 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...

Help!  I'm being repressed!

That's not the safe word!

*intensifies repression*


FYI... "Don't stop" is not a good safe phrase.
 
2018-11-07 02:21:25 PM  
Oh my God!! I really want that title! King of porn?!?! I'm So very jealous!!!
 
2018-11-07 02:21:58 PM  
The Hun???
 
2018-11-07 02:22:07 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...

Help!  I'm being repressed!

That's not the safe word!

*intensifies repression*

FYI... "Don't stop" is not a good safe phrase.


"Ohhhh, you meant 'Don't *comma* stop,' my bad..."
 
2018-11-07 02:22:32 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Dr Jack Badofsky: Sting has a brother?

Is Sting the King Of Spain?


Tears for Fears - Raoul and the King of Spain
Youtube 329YWyobyPs
 
2018-11-07 02:23:41 PM  
Any man who must say 'I am the King' is not true HEYWAITAMINUTE!!!!!
 
2018-11-07 02:24:07 PM  

Turnip_the_radio: The Hun???



More like The Hung, amirite?!
 
2018-11-07 02:25:35 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: There's a little black spot on her butt today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.

There's a BBW taking off her top
You should see the way her boobies bop
I have stood here before leaving a large cum stain
.....
 
2018-11-07 02:26:20 PM  
CSB: Many years ago, I advertised my Porsche for sale. A gravelly voiced guy called me on it and we agreed to meet so he could see it. He shows up in a limo with a gaggle of scantily clad women. They stayed by the limo while he checked out the car. We haggled a little on the price and he finally says "Take 2 of these broads in the back of the limo and do whatever you want but you have to knock off another grand". I declined but I had to ask if he was a pimp or what? He said no, nothing like that. I make porn and these girls all work for me. So not only did I meet the king of porn in Pa, I also sold him my 88 911 Turbo. (wish I had that car now. They are trading for 3x what I sold it for)
 
2018-11-07 02:27:53 PM  
The Lady of the Link, her arm drenched in the pornest shimmering K-Y held aloft SeXXXcaliber from the butthole of the bottom, signifying by dildoed providence that I, Yang King Yu, was to be sprayed by watersport. That is why I am your king!
 
2018-11-07 02:28:02 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...

Help!  I'm being repressed!

That's not the safe word!

*intensifies repression*

FYI... "Don't stop" is not a good safe phrase.

"Ohhhh, you meant 'Don't *comma* stop,' my bad..."


Its ok... continue.

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2018-11-07 02:28:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.


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You don't vote for Hedgehog.
 
2018-11-07 02:29:36 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: moos: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

Watery tarts flinging swords about might be a great way to determine the leadership in porn though...

That's not water...

Help!  I'm being repressed!

That's not the safe word!

*intensifies repression*

FYI... "Don't stop" is not a good safe phrase.

"Ohhhh, you meant 'Don't *comma* stop,' my bad..."

Its ok... continue.

[img.fark.net image 240x228]


Ha!  :D
 
2018-11-07 02:30:24 PM  
I'd settle for being a prince, or maybe a duke or something. Please?
 
2018-11-07 02:30:31 PM  
You don't shoot the chicken. You choke the chicken.
 
2018-11-07 02:30:32 PM  

MythDragon: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

[thewrap.com image 618x412]
You don't vote for Hedgehog.


"Dinsdale!"
 
2018-11-07 02:30:37 PM  

MythDragon: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

[thewrap.com image 618x412]
You don't vote for Hedgehog.


Well, not THAT hedgehog.  ;)

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-07 02:33:51 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: There's a little black spot on her butt today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.


You beat me to it.

/Might have gone with "bum"
 
2018-11-07 02:49:39 PM  
What, no pictures of the kings castle:

hoodwork-production.s3.amazonaws.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-07 02:50:03 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Dr Jack Badofsky: Sting has a brother?

Is Sting the King Of Spain?


Now he mops the booth at Times Square
 
2018-11-07 02:54:40 PM  
Back in college, we used to refer to who ever had the largest collection of porn as "The King of Porn".   Sadly, I never had a big enough collection to even be court jester.
 
2018-11-07 02:54:51 PM  

Daedalus27: What, no pictures of the kings castle:

[hoodwork-production.s3.amazonaws.com image 850x637]


Not anymore.  They moved.  ...Orsoihear....
 
2018-11-07 02:56:04 PM  

Eightballjacket: Back in college, we used to refer to who ever had the largest collection of porn as "The King of Porn".   Sadly, I never had a big enough collection to even be court jester.


And then the internet made us all Kings!
 
2018-11-07 02:56:20 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Daedalus27: What, no pictures of the kings castle:

[hoodwork-production.s3.amazonaws.com image 850x637]

Not anymore.  They moved.  ...Orsoihear....


I think I heard the same thing, not that I know what they did or didn't do there. Still, a highly visible landmark
 
2018-11-07 02:58:42 PM  

HideMonkey: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: There's a little black spot on her butt today. It's the same old thing as yesterday.

You beat me to it.

/Might have gone with "bum"


That's why they gave the job to me.
 
2018-11-07 03:25:13 PM  
Wait...there's Korean pr0n? Who knew?
 
2018-11-07 03:37:58 PM  
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I'm the King of Porn, there is none higher
D*ck-sucking starlets should call me sire
To cure my STDs, you must use fire
I won't stop farkin' till I retire
 
2018-11-07 03:41:08 PM  
This is why I exclusively seek out democratically voted, definitely artistic porn - I believe you can search it out with the acronym DVDA if you want to support responsible adult video.
 
2018-11-07 03:41:27 PM  

Yellow Beard: CSB: Many years ago, I advertised my Porsche for sale. A gravelly voiced guy called me on it and we agreed to meet so he could see it. He shows up in a limo with a gaggle of scantily clad women. They stayed by the limo while he checked out the car. We haggled a little on the price and he finally says "Take 2 of these broads in the back of the limo and do whatever you want but you have to knock off another grand". I declined but I had to ask if he was a pimp or what? He said no, nothing like that. I make porn and these girls all work for me. So not only did I meet the king of porn in Pa, I also sold him my 88 911 Turbo. (wish I had that car now. They are trading for 3x what I sold it for)


Since when is it legal to shoot - ahem - "explicit adult material" anywhere except parts of CA, FL, and NV?
 
2018-11-07 03:54:06 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Yellow Beard: CSB: Many years ago, I advertised my Porsche for sale. A gravelly voiced guy called me on it and we agreed to meet so he could see it. He shows up in a limo with a gaggle of scantily clad women. They stayed by the limo while he checked out the car. We haggled a little on the price and he finally says "Take 2 of these broads in the back of the limo and do whatever you want but you have to knock off another grand". I declined but I had to ask if he was a pimp or what? He said no, nothing like that. I make porn and these girls all work for me. So not only did I meet the king of porn in Pa, I also sold him my 88 911 Turbo. (wish I had that car now. They are trading for 3x what I sold it for)

Since when is it legal to shoot - ahem - "explicit adult material" anywhere except parts of CA, FL, and NV?


There weren't going to be any cameras involved that I know of. My wife was pregnant with our first son. (why I sold the car). I doubt she would have appreciated me climbing in that limo, in our drive way, and taking the guy up on his offer.
 
2018-11-07 04:02:57 PM  

Yellow Beard: TheOtherGuy: Yellow Beard: CSB: Many years ago, I advertised my Porsche for sale. A gravelly voiced guy called me on it and we agreed to meet so he could see it. He shows up in a limo with a gaggle of scantily clad women. They stayed by the limo while he checked out the car. We haggled a little on the price and he finally says "Take 2 of these broads in the back of the limo and do whatever you want but you have to knock off another grand". I declined but I had to ask if he was a pimp or what? He said no, nothing like that. I make porn and these girls all work for me. So not only did I meet the king of porn in Pa, I also sold him my 88 911 Turbo. (wish I had that car now. They are trading for 3x what I sold it for)

Since when is it legal to shoot - ahem - "explicit adult material" anywhere except parts of CA, FL, and NV?

There weren't going to be any cameras involved that I know of. My wife was pregnant with our first son. (why I sold the car). I doubt she would have appreciated me climbing in that limo, in our drive way, and taking the guy up on his offer.


I got that.  I just wondered what the hell an "adult film producer" would be doing running around PA with his "talent".  I'm thinking you were closer to right with your original guess at his profession.
 
2018-11-07 04:09:36 PM  

TheOtherGuy: I got that.  I just wondered what the hell an "adult film producer" would be doing running around PA with his "talent".  I'm thinking you were closer to right with your original guess at his profession


He really is a pornographer and in fact he and 4 members of his staff went to jail for money laundering. Why he rides around with talent is probably to use and abuse them at will.
 
2018-11-07 04:10:16 PM  
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2018-11-07 04:11:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: MythDragon: cowgirl toffee: I didn't vote for him.

[thewrap.com image 618x412]
You don't vote for Hedgehog.

Well, not THAT hedgehog.  ;)

[img.fark.net image 300x300]


Where do you keep getting all these hedgehogs?
 
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