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(Daily Mail)   You mean you can just give porn stars money and they'll do pretty much whatever you want? (may be NSFW)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-11-07 04:03:41 PM  
The problem with "porn stars" is that they're an outdated caste.

With the advent of the internet, there's geometrically more access to all qualities of pornography. What used to be a flat, restricted window that let laying customers breifly peer into the world of smut has become a spherical multiverse of filth we all live in 25/8.

So gone are the days when Deepthroat is setting box office records at adult theaters and so too when porn studios had enough money for a stable of stars.

Now, it's probably more profitable to stream Let's Plays than hot lays.  And so anyone whose job is still "porn star" probably needs a few extra bucks because it's not the market it used to be, like coal miners.
 
2018-11-07 04:04:00 PM  
er, paying customers
 
2018-11-07 04:49:15 PM  

doglover: er, paying customers


Uh-huh.
 
2018-11-07 05:00:36 PM  
As a matter of fact, yes.

Bespoke porn is a new growth industry in the Valley. In houses all around us, teams of professional porn-makers are staying afloat by conjuring into life entire films for just one viewer.
 
2018-11-07 05:31:37 PM  

Uzzah: As a matter of fact, yes.

Bespoke porn is a new growth industry in the Valley. In houses all around us, teams of professional porn-makers are staying afloat by conjuring into life entire films for just one viewer.


This proves again that  Idiocracy is a prophet of a film.

Idiocracy - Television Brainwashing Of The Future (Comedy)
Youtube smtSv3e04vM
 
2018-11-07 05:40:45 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-07 05:42:20 PM  
Challenging some myths

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-07 06:08:53 PM  
 
2018-11-07 06:17:35 PM  
I don't know who this Foxy is but she's no Foxi Di
 
2018-11-07 06:40:22 PM  
If Stormy Daniels have taught us nothing, they take the money and don't do what they were paid for.
 
2018-11-07 06:44:43 PM  

mjbok: If Stormy Daniels have taught us nothing, they take the money and don't do what they were paid for.


has not have.  There's only one of her.
 
2018-11-07 08:05:33 PM  

Uzzah: As a matter of fact, yes.

Bespoke porn is a new growth industry in the Valley. In houses all around us, teams of professional porn-makers are staying afloat by conjuring into life entire films for just one viewer.


Star Trek on The IT Crowd
Youtube 1x-ATlpqo1M
 
2018-11-07 08:41:03 PM  

invictus2: Uzzah: As a matter of fact, yes.

Bespoke porn is a new growth industry in the Valley. In houses all around us, teams of professional porn-makers are staying afloat by conjuring into life entire films for just one viewer.

This proves again that  Idiocracy is a prophet of a film.

[Youtube smtSv3e04vM image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/smtSv3e0​4vM]


happened long before idiocracy. NSFW

Video Date
Youtube nWh6XToW7EE
 
2018-11-07 11:30:21 PM  
I like that the guys in the video don't even seem to notice her. They're pointing and laughing at something else.
 
2018-11-08 07:42:33 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: invictus2: Uzzah: As a matter of fact, yes.

Bespoke porn is a new growth industry in the Valley. In houses all around us, teams of professional porn-makers are staying afloat by conjuring into life entire films for just one viewer.

This proves again that  Idiocracy is a prophet of a film.

[Youtube smtSv3e04vM image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/smtSv3e0​4vM]

happened long before idiocracy. NSFW

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/nWh6XToW​7EE]


"You're gonna have live with this too!" *BLAM*
 
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