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(WFTV Orlando)   Egg truck catches fire on Florida turnpike. First responders scrambled   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Rush hour, Privacy policy, semi-truck carrying eggs, New York City, afterbiib rush-hour traffic  
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1412 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Nov 2018 at 3:50 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-11-07 03:25:30 PM  
Just look at that mess.  They're going to need a huge dumpty truck to clean it all up.

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2018-11-07 03:51:30 PM  
This is a yolk, right? This has got to be a yolk.
2018-11-07 03:52:48 PM  
Ok, subby....

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2018-11-07 03:54:01 PM  
Thankfully the truck didn't flip over hard, and stayed sunny-side up.
2018-11-07 03:56:01 PM  
This won't go over easy
2018-11-07 03:56:15 PM  
Oh, how egg-scruciating
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2018-11-07 03:57:13 PM  
The driver's eyes must have been all white when he thought it was all ovum for him.
2018-11-07 03:57:22 PM  

mufhugger: This won't go over easy

I know there are more ways to cook eggs but I can't think ovum
2018-11-07 03:59:42 PM  

mufhugger: mufhugger: This won't go over easy

I know there are more ways to cook eggs but I can't think ovum

If only there was an egg-based expression for how embarrassed I feel
2018-11-07 04:00:55 PM  
This thread is cracking me up.
2018-11-07 04:03:39 PM  
I could think of more egg puns, but omelet this one go.
2018-11-07 04:04:26 PM  
Now all they need is a cheese and salsa truck.
2018-11-07 04:12:16 PM  
Has the responsible party been taken into custardy?
2018-11-07 04:12:22 PM  
Time for a road kill omelet.
2018-11-07 04:34:59 PM  
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2018-11-07 04:46:09 PM  
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Dear Subby, Brilliantly delivered   !
2018-11-07 04:48:35 PM  

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Dear Subby, Brilliantly delivered   !

Eggxactly what I was thinkin.
2018-11-07 06:03:41 PM  
Shell-shocking, perhaps, but it'll eventually boil over.
2018-11-07 06:08:37 PM  
It will take a hard boiled detective to solve this case .
2018-11-07 06:41:29 PM  
Omelet this thread go and read something else.
2018-11-07 06:54:33 PM  
Bravo all you punsters!
2018-11-07 06:56:39 PM  
The driver apparently doesn't have the skillet takes to handle this kind of truck.
2018-11-07 07:50:52 PM  
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2018-11-07 08:44:25 PM  
What happened? Was the driver playing chicken?
2018-11-07 09:03:59 PM  
Oeuf! That looks like a mess. I wonder wHen they will have it cleaned up?
2018-11-08 03:52:29 AM  
just as afterbiib rush-hour traffic started Tuesday.

Biib, like noon. Eggceptional writing and editing.
2018-11-08 07:03:40 AM  
Poor eggs. It's bad enough that they have to watch out for poachers.
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