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(MLB Trade Rumors)   Mariners hire pitching analysis guru Paul Davis as their new pitching coach. When asked to provide example of his approach to analytics, Davis said he sometimes wonders why all the flowers have to die   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Baseball, pitching coach, new pitching coach, GM Jerry Dipoto, Sports coaches, St. Louis Cardinals, Major League Baseball, National League  
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2018-11-08 06:43:17 AM  
Well, if he can keep the ERA down, then Ms fans will go crazy.
2018-11-08 08:08:18 AM  
2018-11-08 09:24:04 AM  
MLB pitching coach? That's a sweet life.
2018-11-08 10:13:08 AM  
The Mariners need guys who can throw good a lot more than they need a guy who can tell when guys aint throwing good
2018-11-08 10:45:02 AM  
Hope he can help the Mariners early in the season. Tough to pitch in Seattle on a cool night.
2018-11-08 10:51:08 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: i-understood-that-reference.jpg

I did not. Though I don't feel bad for not knowing the lyrics from a song by a marginally successful artist that peaked at #11 in the year before I was born.

/yes I had to look all of that up
2018-11-08 11:07:10 AM  

mikaloyd: The Mariners need guys who can throw good a lot more than they need a guy who can tell when guys aint throwing good

specifically, it's about WHY they aren't throwing well and what they can change to have them throw well.
2018-11-08 12:24:06 PM  
Especially if they play a game on a cool night.
2018-11-08 01:47:08 PM  
Go Mariners.

/Damn....being a fan sucks.
2018-11-08 03:28:11 PM  
Gonna be a looong rebuild either way. At least I have plenty of time to save up for M's post season tickets in 2022.
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