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(Al Jazeera)   Nothing to see here, just an Australian using a surfboard to fight off a shark. (No really, nothing to see - no pics or video, but it's a CSB)   ( aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Great Barrier Reef, Ballina Mayor David, New South Wales, Sydney radio station, Inspector Steve O'Connell, Dr Daniel Christidis, Queensland Tourism Industry, renowned vacation destination  
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2018-11-07 12:52:09 PM  
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2018-11-07 01:16:19 PM  
Afterwards, the surfboard killed him.
 
2018-11-07 01:24:04 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2018-11-07 01:25:54 PM  
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2018-11-07 01:28:55 PM  
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2018-11-07 01:33:01 PM  
True.  Literally, nothing to see in that article.
 
2018-11-07 01:37:07 PM  

T.rex: True.  Literally, nothing to see in that article.


Yeah, I was expecting to see a video of some Austrian dude beating off a shark.... or at least hitting it with his surfboard.
 
2018-11-07 01:38:33 PM  

Tom-Servo: T.rex: True.  Literally, nothing to see in that article.

Yeah, I was expecting to see a video of some Austrian dude beating off a shark.... or at least hitting it with his surfboard.


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2018-11-07 01:45:13 PM  
FTA: Ballina Mayor David Wright said the surfer described the shark as about 1.5-metres long. He said the man came onshore, wrapped his leg, and went to the hospital for treatment of a 20-centimetre wound.
"It grabbed him on the leg and pulled him off the board. He used the board to belt the shark away," Wright told Sydney radio station 2GB.


Just as the US has Florida Man (TM) there also exists Ozzie Man (TM). Strange inhabitant of a land on the underside of the planet. Descended from lunatics, convicts and other undesirables, he has evolved to eke out a living from a bleak and barren landscape, survive the most dangerous and toxic wildlife that nature has ever created and drink enough to kill 100 Irish livers.
 
2018-11-07 01:46:35 PM  

HighOnCraic: Tom-Servo: T.rex: True.  Literally, nothing to see in that article.

Yeah, I was expecting to see a video of some Austrian dude beating off a shark.... or at least hitting it with his surfboard.

Fark is not your personal erotica site.


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2018-11-07 01:49:06 PM  
Subby, go to the clown car
 
2018-11-07 01:58:59 PM  
Sharks have figured out that humans are slow and delicious.
 
2018-11-07 02:03:22 PM  
Its Wednesday already.
 
2018-11-07 02:17:28 PM  
Call me when Australia puts lasers on their sharks.
 
2018-11-07 03:29:28 PM  
Isn't that just like an Aussie? Brings a surfboard knife to a shark fight.

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2018-11-07 05:18:58 PM  
I applaud subby's restraint ... refraining from the "beating off"a shark
 
2018-11-07 05:28:56 PM  
What was that poor shark doing in Australia?!
 
2018-11-07 10:13:23 PM  
A little surfboard? That's nothing. I use several hundred miles of dry land to fend off shark attacks
 
2018-11-08 10:29:51 AM  

Gyrfalcon: What was that poor shark doing in Australia?!


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